What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

[KingRevolver]

My friend wants to know.

 

[Tuckman]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

kinger is a stoner

hows the oxy habit doing?

 

[KingRevolver]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

kinger is a stoner

hows the oxy habit doing?

I rarely have touched the stuff in my life. But JK and Fishhead have taught me to always have multiple outs.

 

[KingRevolver]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

I stopped Oxy's once I ran out. Now I'm sorta hoping I get another kidney stone :LMAO

 

[CostcoCousteau]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

tell them u lost your appetite.

 

[Tuckman]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

hahha

once this months oxy script runs out, i'm getting off them..8 straight months is enough..(they are gonna raise the opana though up to max MG to keep the withdrawls down) :yay

 

[KingRevolver]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

hahha

once this months oxy script runs out, i'm getting off them..8 straight months is enough..(they are gonna raise the opana though up to max MG to keep the withdrawls down) :yay

8 straight months... crazy. I have to admit, they were making me sick the last few times I took them. Tough stuff.

 

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

-AIDS
-Cancer
-Glaucoma
medical conditions involving:
-cachexia
-muscle spasms
-seizures
-severe nausea
-severe pain

 

[Seanie Mac]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

um prob nausea or depression

 

[JHU Dad]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

I don't think you can fake cancer.

 

[KingRevolver]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

I'll prove you wrong, Dad!

 

[tickingclock1]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

I'll prove you wrong, Dad!

Ahh - the friend wants to know - a classic forum query.

Say you have "chronic" lower back pain.

 

[KingRevolver]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

I'll make sure to tell him that... thank you.

 

[Bagiant]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

No problem here in Calif. You can get a prescription almost anywhere.

 

[tickingclock1]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

Just giving you a hard time Kinger. :cheers

Not too much in the financial world to do today.

 

[JHU Dad]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

I'll prove you wrong, Dad!

Why am I not surprised?

 

[bernardoincr]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

nausea
eye aches
loss of appetite
insomnia

 

[KingRevolver]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

My eyes do ache a bit. I think that's what your post said... they're getting worse by the minute.

 

[Jeff Jones]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

If your goal in life is to fake injuries to acquire marijuana, this is not good.

Almost as bad as some adolescent signing up with some nondescript Banana Del Sur book to take your $50 bonus.

This never ends well.

 

[KingRevolver]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

I'm doing it for your sake, Jeffy. You're funnier while high.

 

[Jeff Jones]

Re: What's the easiest injury to fake if you want medicinal marijuana?

I'm doing it for your sake, Jeffy. You're funnier while high.

I rest my case.