TOP 10 EXCUSES STIFFS GIVE TO BOOKIES WHEN THET CAN'T PAY OUT!!!

THE SHRINK

THE SHRINK

1
10-Check is in the mail

9- They Don't answer their phone

8- My NEPHEW placed those bets on my account

7- I will pay you soon

6- There is a Family Illness going on. How dare you call me now??!!

5- I'll get back to you

4- My Wife found out and now she is mad at you

3- Phone number gets disconnected

2- I was DRUNK!!!

And the # 1 EXCUSE a STIFF may make is????
 
Ironlock

Ironlock

2
Hey _____(any bookie)

Sorry I'm a bit short, but you know I'm always good for the money. I just have to be careful about how I get it (implies the wife). So, if you want to continue to take my money (uses guilt) then you're just gonna have to wait a little bit (encourages patience). More money coming soon (you'll have it the day after NEVER).

Thanks for understanding(thanks for believing my lies),

______ (virtually every stiff)
 
CHOPTALK

CHOPTALK

EOG Veteran
since I starting reading these forums about 4 years ago, luckily I dont deal with BS books like ESB anymore.
 
The General

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
The banks are closed
We are enjoying a national holiday today
The technology involved in processing payouts is not working (The computers are down)
We are in the process of dealing with legal action
Database has been tampered with and we need to assure security
Fedex is having delivery issues


I got these 6 quickly looking at old disputes.
 
rainbow

rainbow

EOG Master
1.The guy I turned the bets in for is no where to be found, I promise you I will chase him down and collect all the money. 2. Just give me alittle bit more time, I have money tied down with CD'S and you know I don't want to lose the interest. 3. My Wife said she is going to call the Police up if you call here again threatening me.
 
The Devil

The Devil

EOG Master
I REALLY HAVE HEARD ALL OF THEM AND A FEW MORE OVER THE YEARS...

BUT THE BEST WAS A GUY WHOSE MOTHER DIED TWICE IN A 6 MONTH PERIOD.......AND HE HAD TO HELP WITH THE FUNERAL EXPENSES BOTH TIMES.....
 
U

UWinSports

Banned
THE SHRINK said:
10-Check is in the mail

9- They Don't answer their phone

8- My NEPHEW placed those bets on my account

7- I will pay you soon

6- There is a Family Illness going on. How dare you call me now??!!

5- I'll get back to you

4- My Wife found out and now she is mad at you

3- Phone number gets disconnected

2- I was DRUNK!!!

And the # 1 EXCUSE a STIFF may make is????
Click to expand...

There shouldnt be any excuse peiod. Thats why I like locals. I can crack some heads.

GL and God Bless
 
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