Doc Mercer
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Hypocrisy: Why Being a Republican is Easy
"In today?s political atmosphere Democrats are often seen as the opposition.They are made out to be tree huggers, hippies, communists, atheists, terrorists, andover all, the bad guys. However, Republicans are seen as god loving, patriotic, and thegood guys. So what is it about the Republicans that make them the good guys and howdo you become a Republican? Well it?s a lot simpler than you think.
In reality, the Republican Party can be summed up in one word. HYPOCRISY. So sit back, relax and enjoy your rules of becoming a Republican. Who needs Lincoln when you have Dubya?
Below are some of the views and positions that Republicans stand for:
Pro-Life:
? A great tactic that many Republicans use is attacking their Democratic running mate as being an ungodly, pro-abortion baby killer- while you are a pro-life man of god.
? Being pro-life doesn?t mean you have to be pro-?life?- it?s more like being a cheerleader for fetuses.
? Being pro-life doesn?t mean you can?t take your mistress to get an abortion, it just means you can?t let anyone find out about it.
? Make sure you use the term ?pro-life? as often as possible. It just sounds better than ?anti-abortion? or ?anti-women?s rights.?
Support Our Troops:
? When we say ?Support Our Troops? we don?t actually mean that you have to support the troops. We mean that you should support the war that they are in. If they die it?s their own fault, because they signed up for it.
? Yellow ribbons are a MUST! Make sure you have a yellow magnetic ribbon on all ofyour cars, right next to your old ?Bush-Cheney ?04? sticker.
? Whenever some liberal begins to talk about how we need to bring our troops home, just talk about how we have to stay over there to finish the job they started. Make sure you throw in that this is the way to honor the troops.
? If the mother of a soldier who died wants to meet with you- meet with her, but only if she supports the war. You don?t have time to meet with the mothers who are against the war, because you have a life to live: but you do have time to talk about how anti-war moms ?weaken? America. Also have your aides dig up any dirt they can.
The War on Terrorism:
? Make sure that you call the War in Iraq the ?War on Terrorism? or ?Operation Iraqi Freedom.? By doing this you make what we are doing over there seem noble. Also, talk about how terrorists ?hate us for our freedoms.?
? When someone brings up that no WMD?s were found, just say that they are there somewhere and just hidden. Talk about how Saddam hid them all, and it?s just a matter of time before they are found.
? Talk about how evil Saddam was and how we are liberating Iraqis. Make sure that you don?t mention how more Iraqis are dying of violent deaths now, than they were before we took Saddam out of
power. Mention that the Iraqis are happy now and they are free.
? Make sure you mention how terrorists are in their ?last throes?, and how it?s only a matter oftime before they give up.
Tax Cuts:
? When discussing tax cuts don?t bother to mention how they only cut the taxes for the upper class: and put more pressure on the lower and middle classes. If you don?t mention it, people won?t know about it.
? Make sure to bring up the fact that Democrats want to raise taxes. Remember to fail to mention that they want to raise it for the upper class. If you don?t mention this, people assume that everyone gets a tax raise, and you?ve successfully fooled everyone.
Stem Cell Research:
? This issue ties in with being pro-life. Make sure to use one word over and over. Fetus, Fetus, Fetus.
? Remember not to mention how stem cell research could save lives, but how it destroysthem. For more, see ?Pro-Life.?
Christianity:
? Make sure that religion is one of your big issues and associate yourself with the Religious Right. Try to get ties with some of the big Christian Organization Leaders. Most of them will sell out, it just a matter
of how much you?re willing to pay.
? Play off of people?s beliefs and the church. Make sure that you talk about how Christians are conservatives.
If you stick to the issues stated above, you can keep the discussion in your control and successfullymanipulate people to support and agree with you. If you have done this then you have successfully become a Republican. Congratulations and good job.
Hypocrisy: Why Being a Republican is Easy
"In today?s political atmosphere Democrats are often seen as the opposition.They are made out to be tree huggers, hippies, communists, atheists, terrorists, andover all, the bad guys. However, Republicans are seen as god loving, patriotic, and thegood guys. So what is it about the Republicans that make them the good guys and howdo you become a Republican? Well it?s a lot simpler than you think.
In reality, the Republican Party can be summed up in one word. HYPOCRISY. So sit back, relax and enjoy your rules of becoming a Republican. Who needs Lincoln when you have Dubya?
Below are some of the views and positions that Republicans stand for:
Pro-Life:
? A great tactic that many Republicans use is attacking their Democratic running mate as being an ungodly, pro-abortion baby killer- while you are a pro-life man of god.
? Being pro-life doesn?t mean you have to be pro-?life?- it?s more like being a cheerleader for fetuses.
? Being pro-life doesn?t mean you can?t take your mistress to get an abortion, it just means you can?t let anyone find out about it.
? Make sure you use the term ?pro-life? as often as possible. It just sounds better than ?anti-abortion? or ?anti-women?s rights.?
Support Our Troops:
? When we say ?Support Our Troops? we don?t actually mean that you have to support the troops. We mean that you should support the war that they are in. If they die it?s their own fault, because they signed up for it.
? Yellow ribbons are a MUST! Make sure you have a yellow magnetic ribbon on all ofyour cars, right next to your old ?Bush-Cheney ?04? sticker.
? Whenever some liberal begins to talk about how we need to bring our troops home, just talk about how we have to stay over there to finish the job they started. Make sure you throw in that this is the way to honor the troops.
? If the mother of a soldier who died wants to meet with you- meet with her, but only if she supports the war. You don?t have time to meet with the mothers who are against the war, because you have a life to live: but you do have time to talk about how anti-war moms ?weaken? America. Also have your aides dig up any dirt they can.
The War on Terrorism:
? Make sure that you call the War in Iraq the ?War on Terrorism? or ?Operation Iraqi Freedom.? By doing this you make what we are doing over there seem noble. Also, talk about how terrorists ?hate us for our freedoms.?
? When someone brings up that no WMD?s were found, just say that they are there somewhere and just hidden. Talk about how Saddam hid them all, and it?s just a matter of time before they are found.
? Talk about how evil Saddam was and how we are liberating Iraqis. Make sure that you don?t mention how more Iraqis are dying of violent deaths now, than they were before we took Saddam out of
power. Mention that the Iraqis are happy now and they are free.
? Make sure you mention how terrorists are in their ?last throes?, and how it?s only a matter oftime before they give up.
Tax Cuts:
? When discussing tax cuts don?t bother to mention how they only cut the taxes for the upper class: and put more pressure on the lower and middle classes. If you don?t mention it, people won?t know about it.
? Make sure to bring up the fact that Democrats want to raise taxes. Remember to fail to mention that they want to raise it for the upper class. If you don?t mention this, people assume that everyone gets a tax raise, and you?ve successfully fooled everyone.
Stem Cell Research:
? This issue ties in with being pro-life. Make sure to use one word over and over. Fetus, Fetus, Fetus.
? Remember not to mention how stem cell research could save lives, but how it destroysthem. For more, see ?Pro-Life.?
Christianity:
? Make sure that religion is one of your big issues and associate yourself with the Religious Right. Try to get ties with some of the big Christian Organization Leaders. Most of them will sell out, it just a matter
of how much you?re willing to pay.
? Play off of people?s beliefs and the church. Make sure that you talk about how Christians are conservatives.
If you stick to the issues stated above, you can keep the discussion in your control and successfullymanipulate people to support and agree with you. If you have done this then you have successfully become a Republican. Congratulations and good job.
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