So back in 2007 I was at some show and Chelsea Charms was there:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Charms
I saw her and asked if I could take a pic with her. She was super cool and said I could. I expected to just put my arm around her shoulder and take the pic. But she took charge and got in front of me and then took my hands and placed them where you see.
People ask me if I felt them up. My reply then is the same as now: Go to the store and find a 20-ish pound watermelon and try and "cop a feel" to that. See how much success you have doing it. It is something I laughed about then and now. She really is a nice person and believe it, or not, very smart. I could see myself actually wanting to date someone like her but not like this although she said when she is done in her "career" she will get rid of them and go back to a normal size.
When people comment on this at least make it a good one!