EOG's Best Bet thread for Saturday, March 28

KevinStott11

EOG Veteran
>Posting Saturday for Sunday spot for early Sunday match...
Sunday, March 29, 2020 C.V.—FC Neman Grodno-FK Vitebsk Under 3 -110 (Bovada) 🌸

11 am EDT/8 am PDT—More Belarusian Premier League Matchweek 2 action with this early Sunday fixture and since I have never lost a BPL Pick (1-0-0, +1.0 unit), I am now a self-proclaimed expert on a league even staunch Soccer fans seldom ever mention, even when talking about early rounds of UEFA Champions League Qualification. I will no doubt have Belarusian-themed License Plate Holders surrounding a big vanity “SCOTT” Nevada Plate Number like Chip Chirimbess had on his Mustang or whatever when I first moved to the Den of Depravity in the Desert back in 1991. Computers, SmartPhones and The Digital Age will never prevent an imbecile from getting another man’s name wrong, and names were actually people's real names back in the day and people knew them and we communicated Face-to-Face and not via Text and this mass gayness. I still love the real Javy Báez.

Two great things about Sports Gambling we all know—besides the Zip—are the ability to understand Math and not have to use a Cash Register or Calculator to know that 15 off of 100 if 85. Or that 10% is 1/10th of whatever you’re looking at. It seems many Millennials and Younger Bucks have trouble knowing what 12 x 12 is. The second great thing is it teaches Geography, especially Soccer. Here is where Belarus is (below). Its neighbors are Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Lithuania and Latvia. So why are they one of the only leagues playing in a worldwide Pandemic you might be wondering???


The Johns Hopkins COVID-19 Dashboard reveals Belarus has just 94 confirmed cases of the Novel Coronavirus with 32 Recovered and 0 reported Deaths. Still, the map around Belarus (Purple Circle)—a unitary Presidential Republic with Alexander Lukashenko in charge—looks ominous and with this only being Matchweek 2, it’s hard to see his league lasting the distance and the Russian Premier League has already Postponed matches in the immediate Future.


The Odds in this FC Neman Grodno (10-6-14, 28 GF-37 GA in 2019) vs FC Vitebsk (8-7-15, 24 GF-39 GA) match from Neman Stadium (Grass) in Grodno, Belarus see FC Neman Grodno +134 Home Favorites at Pinnacle, VIT at +212 with a Draw priced at +222. At Online sportsbook Bovada, the Total with the best price for prospective Under players is -110 (at 3) with a couple serving up 2½ and a few booking 2¼. And that’s where I perceive a numerical weakness with a 3-goal final pushing and not losing for the wise Under player.

In Week 1 Vysshaya Liga action, VIT shut out FK Gorodeya, 1-0 as poor Dmitri Ignatenkko had an Own Goal for the losers, while FC Neman Grodno lost 0-1 to FK Isloch Mins at Home in its opener. Note, 2 Unders. 2 Goals. Handicapping. And with the Spring still springing slow in the quiet world and the AccuWeather Forecast for Grodno on Sunday is calling for a Stray Shower with a chilly High of 47° and an even chillier below-Freezing Low of 25°. Nobody wants to kick Balls with Frozen Toes in Belarus in a Pandemic. C’mon man.

The series Trends show the Draw has been the Side to back of late with VIT going 3-1-6 the L9 meetings with 7 of the L10 league meetings going Under, including the L2 (VIT 0-0 GROD, GROD 1-0) with just 1 Goal being scored (these two have gone 117+ Minutes since the last series goal in league play). I have written about this enough and must look out for my own well-being. Good Luck all.

Neman Grodno 1 FK Vitebsk 1
 
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Dell Dude

EOG Master
To give Winky an erection. 5Dimes.

Coronavirus Outbreak - Trump 2nd Public Test - Propositions
must be confirmed by The White House, graded based on the results of a public test taken by Trump between 3/27 & 4/14, results must be announced before 04/16/2020 for action.


Wed 4/15 1 D.Trump tests positive for Coronavirus +600
 

kane

EOG master
To give Winky an erection. 5Dimes.

Coronavirus Outbreak - Trump 2nd Public Test - Propositions
must be confirmed by The White House, graded based on the results of a public test taken by Trump between 3/27 & 4/14, results must be announced before 04/16/2020 for action.


Wed 4/15 1 D.Trump tests positive for Coronavirus +600

C'mon Dell, you know enough about Trump to know that even if he tested positive there's no way we'll ever find out, you know he'll keep that shit hidden from the public, and when it started leaking out that he did test positive, you know what his next move will be, he'll call it fake news and claim he's in perfect health. Sorry, but even if you're right, you couldn't cash
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
No actual bet. Just saw the line. Sharp capping. Only way we'd find out Trump tested positive is if he died. He'd switch to full time Twitter to hide it and be going nuts.
 

kane

EOG master
You live in Michigan, any thoughts on Trump basically telling your governor to fuck herself when she's asked for help, she tried ordering medical supplies, but because of her feud with Trump, he ordered the supplies to be sent to FEMA instead of Michigan
 
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