A topic for a lazy Sunday afternoon..Is the American strip club dying out?

[blueline]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48667681

 

[ChuckyG]

Fair argument. It can be expensive.

In that regard, not too many guys can afford to go full bore.

 

[Juan Marichal]

Poster Slim Shady single-handedly keeps a few of the Las Vegas strip clubs open.

 

[unluckysob]

Good Read. Bitch`s bite the hand that feeds them. They want the best of both worlds. Big tips as a private contractor, and employee benefits.

 

[railbird]

they all have tattos now which makes most people go limp pretty quick, and then goons at the door charging 25 cover and then 10 dollar beer, whats the point, ive never got why they exist.

 

[svbettor]

Going to a strip club is a c*ck tease.

 

[winkyduck]

Going to a strip club is a c*ck tease.

BINGO!

So I go to Strip Club. The dancers there make me feel like the sexiest man alive. So they can get me to spend more on them. I spend a few hundred, get all "excited" then leave and go home to be with myself or with someone who doesn't look at all like the dancer and might even be asleep when I get home so now I have no way of "relieving the tensions" I built up at the Club.

NO THANKS! My monthly car payment is $265. I'd much rather save that amount for the payment then blow it (no pun intended) at the Club and then leave wanting to "take matters into my own hands" - which I coulda done at home for free.

Having said all that: About 10 years ago I went to some Strip Club with Jennifer Korbin (Google her). EVERY SINGLE DANCER THERE PAID 100% ATTENTION TO HER AND 0% ATTENTION TO THE 5 GUYS SHE WALKED IN WITH!

A few dancers took her to the back and did private dances for her going a lot further than they would have done with us - and I doubt they even charged her anything

 

[ZzyzxRoad]

they all have tattos now which makes most people go limp pretty quick, and then goons at the door charging 25 cover and then 10 dollar beer, whats the point, ive never got why they exist.

In your entire life, have you ever had a girlfriend?
I'm not trolling, genuinely curious.

 

[Juan Marichal]

In your entire life, have you ever had a girlfriend?
I'm not trolling, genuinely curious.

The “no” is currently chalk for both Rail and Winky.

A 2 teamer with them is even money

 

[Patrick McIrish]

I'm a member of the cool guy's club, I don't pay chicks so I can go home and wrestle the alligator.

 

[winkyduck]

The “no” is currently chalk for both Rail and Winky.

A 2 teamer with them is even money

I need some clarification first

Does a Blow-up Doll count?

If YES - YOU LOSE!
If NO - YOU WIN!

So what's the ruling?

 

[John Kelly]

Add "wrestle the alligator" to my EOG glossary.

 

[svbettor]

By the way if you are a legal resident of Las Vegas with a valid drivers license you get in the strip clubs for free but it is such as c*ck tease. I rather look at the better eye candy with the ladies from Socal waiting to get in these clubs.