American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

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Here's one of the articles I was looking at:

February 26, 2000
Fox's Point Man For Perversity; 'World's Scariest Programmer,' Starring Mike Darnell as Himself

By ALEX KUCZYNSKI and BILL CARTER
In the cleaned-up new world of Fox television, pet poodles won't attack their owners, fake military surgeons won't perform autopsies on fake aliens, and 303-pound tumors won't be removed from patients on prime-time television.
And if Fox intends to build its reputation not on colliding police cruisers but on quality programming, as Sandy Grushow, the chairman of the Fox Television Network declared two days ago, where does that leave Michael H. Darnell -- the svengali of sometimes gruesome, sometimes comical specials that took television to new heights -- or depths -- of perversity?
Given the corporate climate at Fox, Mr. Darnell, the executive vice president of specials and alternative programming who has faced a storm of criticism for his handling of the highly rated Fox program ''Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?'' will have to rein in his programming style.
Given his history -- this is the man who once considered producing a special called ''The World's Most Embarrassing Throw-up Moments'' -- that may prove challenging.
But Fox might find it difficult to rein him in too far. Mr. Darnell has proved to be a magnificent ratings warrior, with an instinct that imagined the quiz show ''Greed,'' Fox's quick and fairly effective response to ABC's ratings steamroller, ''Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.''
Fox's move to clean up its brand image may be good public relations but bad business. The network could risk opposition from its affiliates, which depend on big sweeps ratings to set higher advertising rates and capture audiences for their cash cows -- late-night local news.
Still, apart from the ''Multimillionaire'' public-relations Waterloo, there may be other reasons to limit the reality-based programming that has in the past so distinguished Mr. Darnell's career. Even though in-your-face specials have won high ratings among the young males coveted by advertisers, advertisers will not pay as much as they would for a content-based drama. On the other hand, the specials draw higher advertising rates than the weak shows they often replace.
Such is the balancing act Fox faces as it determines Mr. Darnell's status. Mr. Darnell was not talking yesterday but on the day last week that he discovered that Rick Rockwell, the groom, had never informed the show's producers that a former girlfriend had filed a restraining order against him, he said, ''This is the worst day of my life.''
Before the issue of the restraining order ever came to light, Mr. Darnell said that his own instincts had been to choose a rich man who had many millions of dollars, rather than someone with a performance pedigree.
''They should have gone for a guy with money and not a guy in show business,'' he said last week, speaking of Next Entertainment, the production company behind ''Multimillionaire.'' ''The perception is true. Not all millionaires are good-looking. We opted to go for the better-looking, charming man.''
Who could blame Mr. Darnell for seeing the value in a telegenic bachelor? After all, there is good reason for his television instincts. Mr. Darnell, 38, is a child of television. When his family moved to Southern California from Philadelphia when he was 12 years old, he began appearing in commercials and in guest roles on iconic 1970's shows like ''Welcome Back, Kotter,'' ''Sanford and Son'' and ''Kojak.''
Because of his height -- about 5 feet 2 inches -- Mr. Darnell played children in television roles until he was 20. After graduating from California State University at Northridge, he went to work at KTTV, a Los Angeles television station that had just been purchased by Fox.
He began producing Rose Bowl parades, entertainment segments and pre-Emmy programming. But his reputation as a latter-day P. T. Barnum did not begin to grow until he arrived in the Fox specials department in 1994. Mr. Darnell's first major hit was ''Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction'' in 1995. The idea originated when a freelance producer came to him, claiming to have found film from 1947 of an alien autopsy performed by military doctors, shot in Roswell, N.M. Mr. Darnell asked for proof that the tape was indeed as old as the producer claimed, and Eastman Kodak verified that it was, well, if not true, at least old.
''That was enough for me,'' Mr. Darnell said later.
His specials began to pick up pace, with eight in May 1997 -- including ''When Stunts Go Bad,'' ''Busted on the Job,'' and ''World's Scariest Police Chases.'' This last show set a Fox record for the Tuesday night time slot among viewers 18 to 49 years old, earning higher ratings than the World Series game that night.
Mr. Darnell learned to feed off his own material, revealing that the alien autopsy was a hoax in the Fox special ''World's Greatest Hoaxes and Secrets Revealed.'' And he began moving toward softer material, like ''Breaking the Magicians' Code,'' which, while eschewing violence, managed to provoke a frisson of outrage among magicians' groups, who staged an unsuccessful boycott of the program.
Mr. Darnell's penchant for reality-based programming is a cost-effective one, largely dependent on recycled images and cheaply purchased footage that is edited into an eye-catching mix with heart-thumping sound effects. The final result is that an hourlong program can cost anywhere from half to a third the cost of a regular hourlong drama.
That financial strategy, as well as the big ratings, appealed to Peter Roth, the former president of the Fox Entertainment Group, who was replaced in late 1998.
If Mr. Darnell's oeuvre can be characterized as a collection of gross-out shockumentaries and socially unredeeming freak shows in which total strangers passionately kiss and wed on national television, it also shows a seat-of-the-pants sense of invention and resourcefulness.
''Being a young network, we didn't have Miss America or the Oscars,'' Mr. Darnell told The New York Times Magazine in 1998. ''So the thought was, 'How can we invent stuff?' ''
He is not shy about denying the existence of any redeeming qualities to his work.
''I get asked, 'What do you think the social responsibility of your shows is?' '' Mr. Darnell said in the interview with The Times. ''The truth is, I'm in entertainment, not in news. I don't know what the social responsibility of Seinfeld is.''
Inside Fox, there have been questions about whether Mr. Darnell had the moral compass to go along with his unquestioned programming instincts. There have been suggestions that he was so perfectly in sync with the young male audience that watched many of his specials because of his own arrested emotional development. Colleagues described him as a man with the energy, taste and enthusiasms of a teenager.
Mr. Darnell -- who has described himself as ''the opposite of an elitist'' -- has followed a credo of grossing out viewers, of titillating them, of doing anything to make them watch.
''I will do almost anything for a good number,'' he said in a 1998 interview with The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, referring to ratings. ''As long as it doesn't hurt me, the company or my audience. I don't cross into human suffering, making fun of a hurting person.''
Of the 1998 show ''Guinness World Records: Prime Time'' -- in which Mr. Darnell featured a woman undergoing surgery to remove a 303-pound tumor -- Mr. Darnell said, ''You have to have something gross in each episode.''
Mr. Darnell has said in the past that while his programs may attract controversy, they do not hurt people and are not particularly low brow.
''I think people just want to be entertained,'' he said in an interview with The Sacramento Bee last year. ''Sometimes we want a guilty pleasure.'' He added: ''I'm not saying people are dumb. I'm saying people are like me, and I'm not dumb. It's like pizza. It doesn't matter what your SAT scores were or how much money you make, most people like pizza.''
Fox executives are accustomed to keeping Mr. Darnell from following his own instincts too far. Last year, they balked when Mr. Darnell suggested crashing an airplane in the desert. In 1997, Mr. Roth pulled ''Prisoners Out of Control'' -- an hourlong special about violent prison rioting -- calling it ''inappropriate for broadcast.'' They also twice blocked his plans for a show called ''Space Jump,'' which Fox executives rejected in 1997. The program involved flying a man in a weather balloon to a high altitude, after which he parachuted out and went into a free-fall for 17 minutes.
Mr. Darnell has not run every piece of gruesome or titillating footage he could get his hands on. He has, for example, rejected material showing executions, and eventually decided not to run ''The World's Most Embarrassing Throw-up Moments.'' Mr. Darnell soured on the idea not because it was distasteful; he decided against it because the vomiting segments were re-creations, not actual footage.
Executives at other networks said that he would be avidly sought out if Fox ever let him go -- saying he would fit in where his touch with male viewers would be appreciated -- perhaps at UPN or the USA cable network, which has scored big with wrestling.
But there is little evidence that Fox intends to part with Mr. Darnell. Fox executives describe themselves as truly reluctant to let go of an executive with such a talent for tapping into the interests of audiences.
Last week, Mr. Darnell said that ''Multimillionaire'' was a hard lesson.
''This became much more than a television show,'' he said. ''That, I can do without. I'll take the ratings numbers. The rest of the experience, no.''
Photo: Unsafe at any speed? Michael H. Darnell in a 1998 staged photo for an article Spin magazine was doing on reality-based television. (Michael Lewis) Chart: ''Tabloid TV'' Michael H. Darnell's reality-based programs like When Good Pets Go Bad, left, have often had sizeable audiences. Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction? Nov. 95: 11.7 million viewers Share: 14% Close Call: Cheating Death Nov. 96: 15 Share: 14 Breaking the Magician's Code Nov. 97: 24.2 Share: 22 When Good Pets Go Bad Nov. 98: 17.2 Share: 17 World's Worst Drivers May 99: 7.5 Share: 10 Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire? Share: 16 (Sources: Fox; Nielsen Media Research
 
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Mr. Darnell -- who has described himself as ''the opposite of an elitist'' -- has followed a credo of grossing out viewers, of titillating them, of doing anything to make them watch.
''I will do almost anything for a good number,'' he said in a 1998 interview with The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, referring to ratings. ''As long as it doesn't hurt me, the company or my audience. I don't cross into human suffering, making fun of a hurting person.''


Obviously it all about the dollar.
 
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

And then there is this if you ever wanted to know why the show is rather gay:


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Smallscreen News
'American Idol' producers promote ex gay porn star to VP ranks
By April MacIntyre
Oct 9, 2008, 20:55 GMT

FremantleMedia North America (FMNA) is the production house for "American Idol," and "America's Got Talent," among many successful reality competition shows.
They have announced that Billy Kemp is now vice president of casting and talent.
Kemp was previously the executive director for FMNA, formulating the judging panels for ?Can You Duet?,? ?Rock the Cradle? and ?The Next Great American Band.?
?Whether it's game, dating, hidden camera or talent contests, nobody casts a show better than Billy. This appointment exemplifies our gratitude for his ability to consistently exceed our expectations,? Eugene Young, chief creative officer of FremantleMedia North America, said in a statement.

FMNA?s production credits include ?American Idol,? ?The Price Is Right,? ?Family Feud,? ?Hole in the Wall,? ?Million Dollar Password? and ?The Osbournes: Loud and Dangerous.?
Defamer.com has unearthed the resume of Kemp and found that he was also a gay porn star who went by the name of Jordan Young.
According to the website: "FremantleMedia North America's newly anointed VP of casting and talent, had an illustrious career in the '90s as an adult entertainment star and screenwriter under the name Jordan Young, starring and/or writing in a stream of all-male fantasy entertainments, including Nightwatch 2, Lost in Vegas, The Taking of Jake, and Hardcore."
Kemp talked about his (NSFW) porn career in a 1997 interview, reprinted on the Defamer.com website.
?The night before,? Young says, ?all I could think about was, once I step in front of that camera, I can?t take it back. I can?t buy back the film. There was nothing I could do. It was scary, but I knew that I would never be president,? he laughs, ?so I did it.?
http://www.tlavideo.com/person/23-0-21925_jordan-young.html?sn=3

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themadman

EOG Senior Member
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

anybody see what songs they be singing tonight???

Like to know before i make my final wagers this week!!
 

themadman

EOG Senior Member
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

isn't this Show live???

just caught a preview commercial and it showed the contasant perfoming
(do they video tape the warm-ups???)

Saw the same thing last week and the outfits they were wearing were the same as on the Show???
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE IF LIVE...
 

TheSensei

EOG Member
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

First time poster, long time lurker....here are the song spoilers from someone at the dress rehearsal:

The overall show was really good nobody tanked. Smokey Robinson was an awesome mentor. Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta were the two best of the night. Adam sat on a stool acompanied by Rickey on guitar a bassist and a drummer. Beautiful and brave–it took balls to do what Adam did. Allison was unbelievable–beautiful powerful.

Matt Giraud -

Megan Joy toned downed the quirkiness, her voice was more jazzy than quirky–favorite performance so far.

Scott MacIntyre - was very “AC”

Anoop Desai - sounded fine, it didn’t test his range or singing ability

Kris Allen had a great vocal–did a James Taylor/Rockabilly version of the son. He played guitar

Michael Sarver used a very big voice–very masculine

Lil Rounds was her least favorite

Danny - Carie’s husband really liked him. Used his growly voice.

****

Matt Giraud - “Let’s Get it On” by - Marvin Gaye

Kris Allen - “How Sweet it Is” by - Marvin Gaye

Scott MacIntyre - ”You Can’t Hurray Love” by - Supremes

Megan Joy Corkrey - “For Once in My Life” by Stevie Wonder

Anoop Desai - “Ohh Baby Baby” by - Smokey Robinson and The Miracles

Michael Sarver - “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg” by - Temptations

Lil Rounds - “Heatwave” by - Martha and the Vandellas

Adam Lambert - “Tracks of my Tears” by - Smokey and the Miracles

Danny Gokey - “Get Ready” by - Temptations

Allison Iraheta - “Papa was a Rolling Stone” by - Temptations
 
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Might want to get the alcohol out tonight, here's the unconfirmed song spoilers:

Matt Giraud - ?Let?s Get it On? by - Marvin Gaye
Kris Allen - ?How Sweet it Is? by - Marvin Gaye
Scott MacIntyre - ?You Can?t Hurry Love? by - Supremes
Megan Joy Corkrey - ?For Once in My Life? by Stevie Wonder
Anoop Desai - ?Ooh Baby Baby? by - Smokey Robinson and The Miracles
Michael Sarver - ?Ain?t Too Proud to Beg? by - Temptations
Lil Rounds - ?Heatwave? by - Martha and the Vandellas
Adam Lambert - ?Tracks of my Tears? by - Smokey and the Miracles
Danny Gokey - ?Get Ready? by - Temptations
Allison Iraheta - ?Papa was a Rolling Stone? by - Temptations
 
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Welcome Sensei. Beat me to the spoilers. Good to see you here and feel free to post your thoughts.
 
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

A little more in-depth from rehearsals:

The overall show was really good nobody tanked. Smokey Robinson was an awesome mentor. Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta were the two best of the night. Allison was unbelievable?beautiful powerful. Yes, these are in the correct order?
  • Matt Giraud - ?Let?s Get it On? by - Marvin Gaye - was really good?he started at his piano, got up and worked the stage a little bit.
  • Kris Allen - ?How Sweet it Is? by - Marvin Gaye - had a great vocal?did a James Taylor/Rockabilly version of the son. He played guitar
  • Scott MacIntyre - ?You Can?t Hurray Love? by - Supremes -was very ?AC?
  • Megan Joy Corkrey - ?For Once [COLOR=#91219e! important][COLOR=#91219e! important]in [COLOR=#91219e! important]My [/COLOR][COLOR=#91219e! important]Life[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR]? by [COLOR=#91219e! important][COLOR=#91219e! important]Stevie [COLOR=#91219e! important]Wonder[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] - toned downed the quirkiness, her voice was more jazzy than quirky?favorite Megan performance so far.
  • Anoop Desai - ?Ohh Baby Baby? by - Smokey Robinson and The Miracles - sounded fine, it didn?t test his range or singing ability
  • Michael Sarver - ?Ain?t Too Proud to Beg? by - Temptations - used a very big voice?very masculine
  • Lil Rounds - ?Heatwave? by - Martha and the Vandellas - was her least favorite
  • Adam Lambert - ?Tracks of my Tears? by - Smokey and the Miracles - Adam sat on a stool acompanied by Rickey on guitar a bassist and a drummer. Beautiful and brave?it took balls to do what Adam did.
  • Danny Gokey - ?Get Ready? by - Temptations - Carie?s husband really liked him. Used his growly voice.
  • Allison Iraheta - ?Papa was a Rolling Stone? by - Temptations - Beautiful, powerful.
 

Wynn

EOG Enthusiast
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Looks like Paula upped the dosage tonight.
 
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American Idol Season 8- Top 10 - March 24, 2009

Every year as the flowers start to bloom and the changing of the seasons is upon us, Americans are stirred into a frenzy with that greatest of scripted drama. No, we are not talking about American Idol although arguments could be made. Sharp minds know that the eve of Wrestlemania is nearly upon us. In tribute to those bad acting, reading from a script, overly dramatic actors (not to be confused with Durr, Duh, Drunk, and Dick aka Randy, Kara, Paula, and Simon) we bring you the Battle Royale edition of the top ten of Idolmania.

Sadly there is no Lillian Garcia doing the announcing. The lame intros make us long for even Howard Finkelman. We don?t get the ?Fink?, but a fink in the form of Ryan Seacrest. Cue the time-killing banter and unnecessary montage as the contestants make their way to the ring, er stage.

Much like the Royal Rumble it is never good to draw the number one slot on Idol. Idol?s version of the WWE?s Festus, Matt Giraud, climbs through the ropes. Festus Giraud is ready to get it on, Marvin Gaye-style. The outfit is more Matt Stryker than Idol and Festus-Idol reverts back to the TGIMcFunster lame performance that he looked like he might be getting away from. It was more Chavo Guerrerro than Eddy Guerrero but the judges have more agendas than Stephanie McMahon at a prenuptial symposium thus the subtle pimpage begins.

Up next is the Heartbreak Kid, Kris Allen. Revealing he was married early on may have broke some girls hearts around the country not to mention cost him some votes as well. HBKA is basically a more likeable, less douchey version of Jason Castro. While he may not have been the ?Showstopper? with that, Heartbreak Kris may have just earned himself at least a title shot. He?s gone from curtain jerker to main eventer in a matter of weeks.

Remember when Greg Brady donned his alter ego Johnny Bravo to be a rock star? That?s where I know Scott McIntyre from. He?s our Idol version of the Big Red Machine, Kane. He unmasks his gayness in the intro when he says he is waiting for that special person. You mean special girl, right? No, the Big Gay Blind Machine means person. Blind gay people must be a truly niche demographic. As far his performance, the living breathing Saturday Night Live sketch sucks yet again. Tick, tock, tick, tock your 15 minutes are almost up Big Gay Blind Machine.

I haven?t seen someone this tatted up since Umaga made his debut. Megan Joy, the Idol not the porn star, sports more colors than a gay pride parade. The Idol Bulldozer is running people over with her jazzy quirkiness. Like a Bill Murray movie, ?For Once in my Life? is completely lost in translation by the unique Idol. An utter train wreck by Megan that brought us no joy. For all we know that could have been Umaga singing as it may have been the worst performance of the season. With Big Gay Blind Machine in this still, that is saying something.

Lumbering down the entrance ramp is The Great Khali, Anoop the Junkyard Dog. It?s the year of the Indian and Khali Desai is going back to his crooning ballad roots. The last time an Indian was this soulful was when Priya Rai did a shoot with Mandingo (really obscure porn reference folks). It?s pleasant enough, slightly dragged, and lacked any real excitement. Sort of like a Great Khali match. Basically it was a solid mid-card bout but lacked any semblance of main event status.

Next up is Idol?s version of a jobber. A jobber is the guy that always lays down for the stars. In this case roughneck Michael toes the line between Hillbilly Jim and the Honkytonk Man. Hillbilly Sarver was sick this week with the Megan bird-flu so he will to overcome that and the fact he?s not that good of a singer as well. This is basically Idol?s version of a midget match, something to do while everyone is getting popcorn or Cena T-shirts. Sadly for Hillbilly Sarver, Uncle Elmer never comes on stage for the save and he has to tap out to the submission maneuver of mediocrity.

Welllll?it?s the Big Ass, er Big Show, Lil Rounds. Not so little got the Idol makeover treatment this week, next step grammar lessons. She?s singing ?Heatwave? by Moth and the Vandelles (her words, not mine-DVR it). Big Show Lil is pandering to the African-American voters in a big way, any more and she?d be singing ?Swing Low, Sweet Chariot?. The Lil Show stole Paris Bennett?s wig and gives another fourth place worthy performance. The hideous not so Lil ass shot from the back was enough to make me wish for Floyd Mayweather to come out and deliver a haymaker. The Lil Show?s appeal gets lil?er and lil?er by the week.

Wrestling has its divas and Idol has its Diva. Adam Glambert is alternating between tough guy and ?Adorable? Adrian Adonis. Diva Adam is shedding the Gold Dust look from last week and busting out of the closet with his straight act. It may fool the teenyboppers for a while until the video comes out or they get a hi-def TV to see his hideous pock-marked face. It?s a painfully falshitto performance that has cats all over the nation scurrying to the nearest Chinese restaurant. Despite the projectile vomit emanating from the judges, all the makeup and clothes in the world won?t wash away the gayness from Sir Dicksalot.

Here come the bells, the arena goes dark, Gregorian monk chants ensue, and Dead Wife Danny emerges. He?s no American Bad Ass, maybe American fat ass. The Undertaker is going to need to summon all of Sophia?s spirits after this debacle. Do you think Idol knew putting Danny after Adam would essentially put a tombstone to his chances? It is one of the worst, cheesiest karaoke renditions in the history of history. If this was a casket match, Sir Dicksalot just buried Dead Wife Danny alive.
Aside: Why haven?t the producers figured out yet how to properly space the show so that they don?t waste precious Paula gibberish for the first hour then have to say two words to the last few contestants. Very amateurish, oh yeah this is Idol. Forget where I was at for a minute.

Allison Iraheta is going to close the show tonight. She?s the lovechild of ditzy Candace Michelle and Carlito. Marlboro pack a day Allison foreshadows forgetting the words. While she is by far the best female of the night, Allison-ito?s husky voice gets a little bit mush-mouthy in parts. It should be easily enough to get her back in the mix. Between Kara?s phoniness and Paula?s drunkenness, the judge?s once again fail to make any salient points.

Much like the days when Chyna ruled the Intercontinental division in the WWF, Diva Glambert has managed to blur the gender lines and stand tall in the middle of the ring. Be wary though because the road to Idolmania is paved with bad intentions, not to mention lots of boy on boy kissing pictures and possibly videos, and a slew of contenders are ready to take down his crown, perhaps tiara, should he stumble.
 

Mr. Smith

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Matt Giraud is dreamy. When I look into his eyes, I hear the ocean. :cat:
 

Mr. Smith

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

I hope they are busy dialing at VFTW this week, but it looks like Corkrey isnt going to get top chick. Dum Dum did good tonight.
 
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

This one may be too close to call. Three obvious at the bottom, right now two are very close in votes.
 

WVU

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Adam will win this thing. He has the most range and the most originality. As I said before he is transforming into a star. Not sure how the gay video/ picture stuff will pan out, but he will be the clear cut favorite
 

BCTTWR

EOG Dedicated
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Some just don't understand how AI works. When some of the guys start getting voted off, who are the voters going to gravitate too? The flaming homo? Or the wholesome, he's one of us contestants? Never fails.
 

WVU

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Some just don't understand how AI works. When some of the guys start getting voted off, who are the voters going to gravitate too? The flaming homo? Or the wholesome, he's one of us contestants? Never fails.

ok then who wins this?
 

Wynn

EOG Enthusiast
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Favorite GD line tonight -

"It’s a painfully falshitto performance that has cats all over the nation scurrying to the nearest Chinese restaurant."

- pure comedy gold, my man. :LMAO
 
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

I'm usually good for two or three good lines.

Couple things always stand out as well.

One: Scott talks about being single and then he says "I haven't met that special person". Do heterosexual guys say person? I guess he's getting a pass on being gay since he's blind but can you imagine the alarm bells ringing if your mom called and said when are you getting married and I said "I'm waiting for that special person" not "haven't found the right girl".

The other beauty was when Kara said "I have six words for you. One of the best performances of the night."

Hmm, even Pauler can do that math.
 

BCTTWR

EOG Dedicated
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

ok then who wins this?

My big bet is Adam does not win. I have Danny to win it. I think voters will move towards him when Scott and Sarver get booted. I think Matt might move up too. If a flaming homo wins AI, then I lost touch with middle America.
 

PO69

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Favorite GD line tonight -

"It?s a painfully falshitto performance that has cats all over the nation scurrying to the nearest Chinese restaurant."

- pure comedy gold, my man. :LMAO


Vietnamese cook dogs, not cats right? I thought that cats were sort of sacred.
 

PO69

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

My big bet is Adam does not win. I have Danny to win it. I think voters will move towards him when Scott and Sarver get booted. I think Matt might move up too. If a flaming homo wins AI, then I lost touch with middle America.


ALOT OF FLAMING homos have finished in second place.


Archieboy, queer that lost to Ruben. Hell Ruben may be gay
 

PO69

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

First time poster, long time lurker....here are the song spoilers from someone at the dress rehearsal:

The overall show was really good nobody tanked. Smokey Robinson was an awesome mentor. Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta were the two best of the night. Adam sat on a stool acompanied by Rickey on guitar a bassist and a drummer. Beautiful and brave?it took balls to do what Adam did. Allison was unbelievable?beautiful powerful.

Matt Giraud -

Megan Joy toned downed the quirkiness, her voice was more jazzy than quirky?favorite performance so far.

Scott MacIntyre - was very ?AC?

Anoop Desai - sounded fine, it didn?t test his range or singing ability

Kris Allen had a great vocal?did a James Taylor/Rockabilly version of the son. He played guitar

Michael Sarver used a very big voice?very masculine

Lil Rounds was her least favorite

Danny - Carie?s husband really liked him. Used his growly voice.

****

Matt Giraud - ?Let?s Get it On? by - Marvin Gaye

Kris Allen - ?How Sweet it Is? by - Marvin Gaye

Scott MacIntyre - ?You Can?t Hurray Love? by - Supremes

Megan Joy Corkrey - ?For Once in My Life? by Stevie Wonder

Anoop Desai - ?Ohh Baby Baby? by - Smokey Robinson and The Miracles

Michael Sarver - ?Ain?t Too Proud to Beg? by - Temptations

Lil Rounds - ?Heatwave? by - Martha and the Vandellas

Adam Lambert - ?Tracks of my Tears? by - Smokey and the Miracles

Danny Gokey - ?Get Ready? by - Temptations

Allison Iraheta - ?Papa was a Rolling Stone? by - Temptations

Nice job
 

Wynn

EOG Enthusiast
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

I'm usually good for two or three good lines.

OK, this one was up there as well -

"Big Show Lil is pandering to the African-American voters in a big way, any more and she?d be singing 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot'.?

:+textinb3
 

Mr. Smith

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

did dsethi sleep the whole way thru that? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

but we have mentioned before he is boring. But for whatever reason, people like him
 

WVU

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

I thought Dsethi was decent. I say he makes it to about 5th.
 

Wynn

EOG Enthusiast
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

trainwreck complete. 2938u4ji23

Funny that she was noticably worse than the background singers.

She was a dead ringer for Gladys Night and she could have nailed either "If I was Your Woman" or "Neither One Us".
 

Mr. Smith

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

There goes Gay-Elvis. Funny, he apparently has a lot of female fans delusional enough to not think he is gay.

And speaking of Dick, Dead-Wife dick guy up next. Hopefully the 15 minutes with this guy is at least ticking
 

Mr. Smith

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

dead-wife guy: The Riviera lounge called, they want their karoeke machine back


He must be wondering what is going on? They don't have time to pimp me up this week? wtf? Wheres my pimping?
 

biggamer3

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Anyone find it funny when the judges or Ryan say the word "see" to Scott without realizing he's fucking blind.

Ryan: Its great to SEE you :LMAO
 

Mr. Smith

EOG Master
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

hopefully Scott is sent packing. He is not as good as Sarver and Sarver is a good guy. One more week for Sarver.

Scott looks like a pedophile. Really creepy.
 
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

sarver is awful. he's history. megan will be safe. matt giraud wins it all as i said before.
 

JeffEaglz

EOG Enthusiast
Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Wow, is this finally a palatable theme? Motown Week should give the contestants lots to choose from, so song choice better not be an issue. Of course it will be for some, and that's just part of the fun. It's unfortunate that only one can be eliminated this week. The show still has a few "filler artists" as they round it up to a Top 10 so it will be a few more weeks until they get down to the better singers, but until then we get to see if America gets past their biases and ditches the correct people. So how was it? Here we go:



  1. Allison Iraheta (10) ? In case you don't know Allison is a killer singer, she crushes a soulful "Papa Was A Rolling Stone".Easily the best performance of the night as she cements herself as a contender to win this whole thing and the most dominant female singer and possibly the best singer overall here.
  2. Matt Gisaud (1) ? Matt gets the leadoff spot but does it well, singing a soulful rendition of "Let's Get It On". He starts at the piano but then discovers that he's neither blind nor immobile and stands up from it and moves around the stage. Somehow walking is construed as taking a risk for some and he gets bonus points for mobility. Nice. Anyway, Matt sings a pretty good version but has a little bit of a pitch issue here and there. Fortunately for him the backup singers jump in and cover those issues later in the song and he gets good feedback from the judges, who seem now to want him to not be cannon fodder. Safe start for Matt.
  3. Adam Lambert (8) ? Adam channels his best Elvis with his "Take A Good Look At My Pock-Marked Face". High def does him no favors but this is a "singing competition", right? Well, let's get back to that. Apparently Smokey Robinson didn't sing this song high enough for falsetto king here. The judges rush to fawn all over it and keep one of their favorites safe.
  4. Anoop Desai (5) ? "Oooh, Baby Baby" sounds more lullaby than love song here, but he didn't miss on the song's notes and does it reasonable justice. Nothing outstanding but nothing close to a trainwreck either, so he should be fine. Gets "artist"-like comments from the four rubber stamps and his return is blessed for next week.
  5. Danny Gokey (9) ? "Get Ready" cuz here Danny comes. Following Adam he picks an up-tempo song, which works well to contrast him against Adam's performance. But seriously, how many different frames does this guy have? He plays up the crowd as much as he can and even hand gives with the background singers. Motown for this church singer is an easy top half overall performance.
  6. Kris Allen (3) ? Kris stops and thanks you, baby. Thank you for this guitar and this army surplus shirt made by third grade home ec class. When I see that outfit and this guy, I think "Soulful Motown", don't you? Good performance, but was "How Sweet It Is" sweet enough to overcome the second spot in this lineup? Time will tell, but it wasn't that strong of a performance and he may dip into the Bottom 3 unless the girls forget about Mrs. Allen once again.
  7. Lil Brown (7) ? "Heat Wave" gives Lil a chance to crush one right in her wheelhouse, but she doesn't quite get there. Good, but not as great as she should have been considering that this should have been her week to crush. However, this was a better performance than last week's Country Week mess, so she does have that going for her and she still has enough time to build on and get herself into the Top 5. Now if her flapper wardrobe and low-flow Kramer shower hair can improve she might go even further.
  8. Megan Joy Corkery (4) ? Some songs are just right, and some are just a mess. Yet still more are , but to say that this version of "For Once In My Life" was a trainwreck doesn't give trainwrecks proper justice. This was more like what would happen if a train derailed, flew off of a cliff and hit a passenger plane in midair, causing both to plummet into a volcano that erupted and took out three nuclear plants and caused a 7.3 earthquake all inside of two minutes' time. That might capture the same amount of people injured from hearing this song's wretchedness. Megan's cute blonde status only takes her so much (does anyone else see the Jay Leno chin yet???) and she still has the tone-deaf-but-can-text-for-any-blonde voting bloc on her side. Call me crazy but I don't think that this is a big enough group to save her from the Bottom 3. Only a bigger mess can keep her around for another week.
  9. Michael Sarver (6) ? Michael Golic Dale Earnhardt Sarver Jr. steps up and begs for his AI life with "Ain't Too Proud To Beg". Really? No irony here, and he sings it good enough to survive for one more week. Add in that he has that blue collar voting bloc secured from the fly-over states and he should survive and may even escape the Bottom 3 if one more contestant blows it after him.
  10. Scott MacIntyre (4) ? Scott gets buried again in the middle of the show and does "Can't Hurry Love". Another cross-gender performance by him and it does him no favors. "How much more can I take" is right ? he has to be done, right? RIGHT???? This guy should be the VTFW candidate because he's well out of his league by now.


Other notes on this night:


  • Paula doesn't disappoint yet again. Apparently a Barbie ballet princess doll is missing a dress somewhere this evening. What else is "under her skirt" besides crayons? Inquiring Simons want to know.....
  • Kara - "One of the best performances of the night" is not six words.
  • "Hello my name is Simon, and I like to make drawings"...
Bottom 3: Sarver, Megan and Scott.

Who's leaving: Scott.
 
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