Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Tuckman

Uh Poster
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

impossible to be a worst poster then doc.. hes a complete broken record and has the sense of humor of a mime...:hangt
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

and Tuckman is living proof that when 2 retards fuck that they do produce
a retard ...

gosh .. shocking huh???
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

rtj:

anytime // anyplace ya want to debate on issues

I love dumbasses like you that "step over the line"
 

rjt721

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Why would I want to have a debate with you? Anything that involves me reading your posts, I'm against.
 

rjt721

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

I tell him he's not funny and he challenges me to a debate. Wow.
 
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joeybagadonuts

Guest
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Doc Mercer is horrible, just ignore him, I do.
 

OscarB

EOG Dedicated
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Doc can't debate shit without google, cut, paste.
I cannot imagine a more worthless, more boring, or more gay poster on any forum in the world. An absolute horror.
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Too fuckin funny

clowns that IQs about the size of their cocks wanting to debate

ANYTIME ... ANYPLACE ASSCLOWNS
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Greetings:

The Munchkin Man is deeply worried about Doc Mercer.

He reminds the Munchkin Man of a runaway train, whose brakes have failed, and whose path to self-destruction is accelerating at an alarming rate.

The Munchkin Man fears that another crash is imminent.

The Munchkin Man is not a psychiatrist.

On the other hand, the Munchkin Man has "been there."

If the Munchkin Man had to guess, the Munchkin Man would guess that he is suffering from Type I Bipolar Disorder.

This is only a guess.

The Munchkin Man does not have the credentials to make a formal diagnosis.

Therefore, the Munchkin Man is probably wrong.

If the Munchkin Man is wrong, then one thing is clear.

Something else is wrong.

If any of you live close by to Doc Mercer, the Munchkin Man would like to suggest that you band together to plan and execute an intervention, for the sake of his personal safety.

The Munchkin Man thinks it is time for another vacation in the rubber room, where he will receive the care and the medications he so desperately needs.

If this fails, then the Munchkin Man can only think of only one last resort.

A priest who is qualified to perform an exorcism.

With Prayers,

Munchkin Man
 

PalmTree

EOG Dedicated
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Biggest piece of shit I've ever been asociated with, even if only remotely (like posting on an internet forum). He thought it was hilarious i lost friends on 9/11. He's a one trick pony with nothing intelligent or original to say. I stopped posting here because of him, and after this post will stop again until he disappears.
 

gofur876

EOG Addicted
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Munchkin Man, YOU"RE reliable! NOT. Anyone so deluded he goes around referring to himself in the 3rd person, is pitiful and beyond help. Go gettum Doc!:LMAO
 

The Devil

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

INCLUDE ME IN THE CLUB THAT THINKS DOC MERCER IS A TOTAL ASSHOLE..........
.........BUT CAN YOU REALLY SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT A GUY WHO FUCKS HIS DOG WHILE DRINKING A BEER........
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

fuck off old man

I could give a shit about your views on anything

Take your 90 yr old crippled body and crawl into the den you share with
Dick Cheney

ONCE AN ASS ... ALWAYS AN ASS IS MISS DEVIL'S AUTO
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Fiction:

bring it on is what I say ...


They want to target me ... please do !!!
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Love it!!

Palm Tree MIGHT BE on the same IQ playing field as Joe the Plumber and
Ditka is a reminder of why condoms have a place in life
 
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

I tend not to get into personalities around here, rather just eventually sorting through posters til I find the very few who might be worth reading (sometimes).

The only post I've felt compelled to c&p elsewhere (to a pvt. sports bbs) was Doc's ND post about Weiss & Faust. I thought that was about as funny a post as I've ever read anywhere. So what's the beef?
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Star:

its the way "THE CLAN" operates ...

RTJ has the sense of humor traits similar to Dick Cheney and to see him and his fellow DITTOHEADS yap is funny as hell as

Devil hasn't been laid since DDay so to see Gramps on this thead is great shit!!!
 

texansfan

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

I approve of this thread. Doc is and always has been a fucking idiot. The guy is around 100 years old with the personality of a corpse. The guy is a broken record who isn't ever funny, ever.

I'm sure he has to keep his dogs locked up because you know they would run away from that old crusty fuck in a heartbeat.
 

dustdevil

EOG Dedicated
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Greetings:

The Munchkin Man is deeply worried about Doc Mercer.

He reminds the Munchkin Man of a runaway train, whose brakes have failed, and whose path to self-destruction is accelerating at an alarming rate.

The Munchkin Man fears that another crash is imminent.

The Munchkin Man is not a psychiatrist.

On the other hand, the Munchkin Man has "been there."

If the Munchkin Man had to guess, the Munchkin Man would guess that he is suffering from Type I Bipolar Disorder.

This is only a guess.

The Munchkin Man does not have the credentials to make a formal diagnosis.

Therefore, the Munchkin Man is probably wrong.

If the Munchkin Man is wrong, then one thing is clear.

Something else is wrong.

If any of you live close by to Doc Mercer, the Munchkin Man would like to suggest that you band together to plan and execute an intervention, for the sake of his personal safety.

The Munchkin Man thinks it is time for another vacation in the rubber room, where he will receive the care and the medications he so desperately needs.

If this fails, then the Munchkin Man can only think of only one last resort.

A priest who is qualified to perform an exorcism.

With Prayers,

Munchkin Man



Absolute last guy in the world that should be giving out any kind of personal advice.
 

rjt721

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Biggest piece of shit I've ever been asociated with, even if only remotely (like posting on an internet forum). He thought it was hilarious i lost friends on 9/11. He's a one trick pony with nothing intelligent or original to say. I stopped posting here because of him, and after this post will stop again until he disappears.
Wow. What a piece of shit.

Doc, go fuck yourself you miserable prick. :finger004
 

Lefthook

EOG Veteran
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Its almost at the point where its impossible to sift through all his shit. The same lame jokes over and over, and I dont even go into the Politcal Forum. I know, just ignore him right? Impossible, he posts in every thread with the same broken record shit.

Quick Doc, make a Lane Kiffin joke. That never gets tired
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Pass ...

he "claims" he lost friends on 9-11 and is against getting to the bottom
line truth about what went down that AM

He is another RW bullshitter who always have "friends" in Iraq or "friends"
they lost on the morning of 9-11 but "yet.... don't you dare trash Bush
for trying to find out the truth .."

Hmmmmm .... "friends" lost and you are mad because someone with intelligence speaks out the PNAC Gliewitz opp that Cheney led on 9-11

yeah ... he lost "friends" and I admire Sarah Palin

that song is old ....
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Blondie:

dont look at me .... I aint the one going full force like these clowns

If they starts threads about me I will respond in force


Go look at Bricks threads and Joeys threads ....

Yeah I started one about Mofome but it fell in line with the Mo Kiffin threads he starts and I didn't attack his IQ level or family
 

Blondie

EOG Master
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Doc you are in damn near every thread blasting people

Knock it down a few notches or I will ban you to the political room for a week.

To all of you:

The hijacking of threads to bash each other is getting old.

Please keep it down here.
 
Re: Anyone less funny than Doc Mercer?

Lets stay on topic here Doc, i dont think there is anybody less funny than Doc Mercer. How about you guys?
 
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