Bow down to the best athlete this world has ever seen...

[IWishIWasAPro]

 

[papa 5]

Pele

 

[E$]

That doesn’t look like Dieon Sanders or Bo Jackson

 

[Viejo Dinosaur]

Secretariat had four legs....

 

[mr merlin]

No idea who that is. And by the way, soccer is for fags.

 

[IWishIWasAPro]

I'm sorry you feel that way Merlin.

 

[John Kelly]

I like Ray Luca's idea to improve soccer.

Throw a second ball on the field.

 

[mr merlin]

I'm sorry you feel that way Merlin.

So who is that?

 

[ComptrBob]

Mr. Jeep

 

[FairWarning]

So who is that?

I wondered the same.

 

[mr merlin]

Mr. Jeep

What's his first name?

 

[ComptrBob]

No first name, do you not know anything about futbol..., err soccer?

 

[Viejo Dinosaur]

Give Merlin a hundred bucks and I think he comes up with a name.....

 

[SlipperyPete]

What's his first name?

Its Jesus

 

[mr merlin]

Give Merlin a hundred bucks and I think he comes up with a name.....

i honestly dont know.

 

[mr merlin]

I'm still waiting, who is it? is it real easy or what? i know it's not beckham.

 

[howid]

[

youtube.com/watch?v=_wcLRnIlPRY

 

[mr merlin]

So it's some guy named renaldo huh? i guess i have heard that name, never could have picked him out by his picture.

 

[FairWarning]

What is a juventus?

 

[railbird]

alex honnold best athlete

 

[papa 5]

alex honnold best athlete

I thought for sure he'd be a life guard.