Dell Dude Press Conference

[Dell Dude]

10-10 overtime gives me a chance.

 

[Dell Dude]

Now I have a chance. 10-10, 13-13, 17-17.

 

[jimmythegreek]

Think, Joey. Think. Georgia loses tonight and next week because I think they are in the SEC championship. Puts Alabama in if they win? +4000.

3 loss team doesn't deserve a shot.

 

[Dell Dude]

Drudge still hasn't posted Trump.

 

[Dell Dude]

3 loss team doesn't deserve a shot.

This year they do. Post your 12 with only 2 losses.

 

[Dell Dude]

Top 3 teams based on record and results:

Oregon
Ohio State
Penn State

Only 2 losses between themselves.

 

[Dell Dude]

Clemson is a she's perfect example. 2 losses. If they don't win the ACC, should they go in ahead of Georgia or Alabama? Certainly not Georgia.

 

[Dell Dude]

Lawfare an historic blunder.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862634707638186060

 

[Dell Dude]

Not only helped get Trump reelected. Turned 0% into 100% meaning Trump was dead before/without Lawfare. Like that Die Hard scene:

You want a miracle. I give you the FBI.

 

[Dell Dude]

And for what? And for what? 2 civil verdicts that will get vacated. No adjudicated rapist, George Conway. Trump will end up with higher net wealth than before. Probably win counter suits. 1 criminal verdict that will also get vacated. No "convicted" felon, George Conway. So everything for nothing. Nice trade.

 

[Dell Dude]

Finally. Fucking finally Fagduel is grading dead teams conferences.

 

[railbird]

Top 3 teams based on record and results:

Oregon
Ohio State
Penn State

Only 2 losses between themselves.

notredame, miami both better than penn st

 

[railbird]

deion in the tourney now

 

[Dell Dude]

Need Penn State or nothing.

 

[Dell Dude]

notredame, miami both better than penn st

Notre Dame not Miami.

 

[jimmythegreek]

This year they do. Post your 12 with only 2 losses.

Give me another at large to replace the one or two teams from another conference. Change the foundation of the conference qualification and make a noteworthy deserving exception. If Army were purrfect, they'd welcome a chance. Memphis pulled off a big upset. See what they're made of. 12 teams is ridiculous. What did FSU get for being jobbed last season? They didn't give a fuck this year or on that bowl loss to Georgia? Good. Now you go 2-9 and nobody gave a God Damned about ya.

 

[Dell Dude]

ACC Champ
B12 Champ
TBD Conference champ
Oregon, Ohio State, Penn State, Indiana
Texas, Georgia (TBD, TBD)
Notre Dame

 

[Dell Dude]

These teams fighting for 2 final spots:

Tennessee
A&M
Alabama
South Carolina
Ole Milf

 

[Dell Dude]

If A&M loses 1 of next 2, they are out.

 

[Dell Dude]

I will say either A&M and Tennessee or Tennessee and Alabama.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fakers out. Need Bucks to run it.

 

[Dell Dude]

New Charlie Batch of Kash Patels available Fagduel including Lions vs Bills but not the $24,000 Barby ticket.

 

[Dell Dude]

I will never touch it but what it would be. $1000?

 

[Dell Dude]

Can't remember the 1 loser. Ruin?

 

[Dell Dude]

Had I checked the rooster box with Alcatraz, add a zero and possibly another zero depending howid much I bet on the pawlay. Sometimes I impressed 4 trophy ticket to reach $1 million.

 

[Dell Dude]

2 bums. $24,000 on only 2 trophies. Cocksucker Louie could have at least withdrawn.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1812149048331415771

 

[Dell Dude]

Guilty please note. Ryby choking was a good thing. Would have been worthless. The correct lady lifted the .

 

[Dell Dude]

Not a walkoff but will give me something significant on the front end while I have I'll have my chances on tge back end. Still time to make something happen on the front end. Need Michigan then Penn State.

 

[Dell Dude]

Too bad he didn't get electrocuted.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862889246219993204

 

[howid]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862908826774581466

 

[Dell Dude]

Karma. Wily howid. Bitch.

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

I can't believe Michigan may lose this game. This is probably the last chance. Stupid play, stupid pass and snapped ball with a running game clock and 25 seconds on play clock.

 

[Dell Dude]

Just get to FT and I'll figure out what to do.

 

[Dell Dude]

Are you guys gonna fuck it up again? Run. Run. Run.

 

[Dell Dude]

1st down away from 0:00 fg.

 

[Dell Dude]

This would change everything. Penn State in championship game. Would still have to beat Oregon but a chance.

 

[Dell Dude]

I would bite my pillow and throw on 3rd down. Only way to get 1st down.

 

[Dell Dude]

You are bye bye like Bears coach if you lose, Day. Nice timeout.

 

[Dell Dude]

And it's a first down!