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[Dell Dude]

4-0 FT.

Superliga: FC Botoşani – Unirea Slobozia 4-0

Echipa FC Botoşani a învins luni, pe teren propriu, scor 4-0, formaţia Unirea Slobozia, în etapa a treia din Superligă.

www.news.ro

 

[Dell Dude]

3-3 in added time.

 

[Dell Dude]

4-3. One more for I get knocked down.

 

[Dell Dude]

4-3, FT.

 

[Dell Dude]

Let's go with this as a shoutout to howid.

 

[Dell Dude]

Now I can relax and watch Oochie Momma.

 

[Dell Dude]

Oochie for 1-0.

 

[Dell Dude]

0-1.

 

[Dell Dude]

As Adam Sandler said in Anger Management: "We've all been there".

https://twitter.com/x/status/1949914584695054461

 

[Dell Dude]

If I win, I'm going to step it up and start entering higher buy in tournaments. If I'm holding the nuts, can take the slow trot. Specifically, $44 Fagduel and $55 Draft King. That's reasonable.

 

[Dell Dude]

These 3 whores:

Sofia Kenin
+136
Moneyline
Sofia Kenin v Victoria Mboko
5:00pm MST
Danielle Collins
+460
Moneyline
Coco Gauff v Danielle Collins
5:00pm MST
Marta Kostyuk
+140
Moneyline
Marta Kostyuk v Marketa Vondrousova
5:00pm MST

Or bases.

4 leg parlay
+782
+1016
profit boost
30%
Texas Rangers Moneyline, San Diego Padres Moneyline, San Francisco Giants Moneyline, Seattle Mariners Moneyline

Texas Rangers
-168
Moneyline
Texas Rangers (J deGrom) @ Los Angeles Angels (J Kochanowicz)
6:39pm MST

San Diego Padres
-110
Moneyline
New York Mets (F Montas) @ San Diego Padres (D Cease)
6:41pm MST

San Francisco Giants
-115
Moneyline
Pittsburgh Pirates (M Keller) @ San Francisco Giants (C Whisenhunt)
6:46pm MST

Seattle Mariners
-106
Moneyline
Seattle Mariners (L Castillo) @ Athletics (J Sears)
7:06pm MST
$25.00
TOTAL WAGER
$279.12
TOTAL PAYOUT
Reuse selections
BET ID: O/0044609/0020970
PLACED: 7/28/2025 6:28AM MST
Round Robin (3ʼs) x3 wagers
Miami Marlins NL East 2025, Philadelphia Phillies NL East 2025, New York Mets NL East 2025, San Diego Padres NL West 2025, Texas Rangers AL West 2025

Miami Marlins
+30000
NL East 2025
NL East 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST

Philadelphia Phillies
-105
NL East 2025
NL East 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST

New York Mets
-120
NL East 2025
NL East 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST

San Diego Padres
+1300
NL West 2025
NL West 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST

Texas Rangers
+550
AL West 2025
AL West 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST
$15.00
TOTAL WAGER
$136,955.00
MAX RETURNS
Reuse selections
BET ID: O/0044609/0020969
PLACED: 7/28/2025 6:27AM MST
Round Robin (2ʼs) x7 wagers
Miami Marlins NL East 2025, Philadelphia Phillies NL East 2025, New York Mets NL East 2025, San Diego Padres NL West 2025, Texas Rangers AL West 2025

Miami Marlins
+30000
NL East 2025
NL East 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST

Philadelphia Phillies
-105
NL East 2025
NL East 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST

New York Mets
-120
NL East 2025
NL East 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST

San Diego Padres
+1300
NL West 2025
NL West 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST

Texas Rangers
+550
AL West 2025
AL West 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST
$35.00
TOTAL WAGER
$31,307.50
MAX RETURNS
Reuse selections
BET ID: O/0044609/0020968
PLACED: 7/28/2025 6:27AM MST

Miami Marlins
+30000
NL EAST 2025
NL East 2025
Oct 1, 11:00am MST
$50.00
TOTAL WAGER
$15,050.00
TOTAL PAYOUT
Reuse selection
BET ID: O/0044609/0020967
PLACED: 7/28/2025 6:26AM MST
Same Game Parlay™
+2062
Toronto Blue Jays Moneyline, Over 9.5 Total Runs, George Springer To Record 3+ Hits, Chris Bassitt Over 5.5 Chris Bassitt - Strikeouts
Toronto Blue Jays (C Bassitt) @ Baltimore Orioles (Z Eflin)
3:36pm MST

Toronto Blue Jays
Moneyline
Over 9.5
Total Runs

George Springer
To Record 3+ Hits

Chris Bassitt Over 5.5
Chris Bassitt - Strikeouts
$7.50
TOTAL WAGER
$162.17
TOTAL PAYOUT
Reuse selections
BET ID: O/0044609/0020966
PLACED: 7/27/2025 8:20PM MST
Round Robin (2ʼs) x3 wagers
Arizona Diamondbacks Moneyline, Cincinnati Reds Moneyline, Boston Red Sox Moneyline

Arizona Diamondbacks
+108
Moneyline
Arizona Diamondbacks (E Rodriguez) @ Detroit Tigers (T Melton)
3:41pm MST

Cincinnati Reds
+146
Moneyline
Los Angeles Dodgers (Y Yamamoto) @ Cincinnati Reds (C Burns)
4:11pm MST

Boston Red Sox
+104
Moneyline
Boston Red Sox (R Fitts) @ Minnesota Twins (S Woods Richardson)
4:41pm MST
$30.00
TOTAL WAGER
$143.78
MAX RETURNS
Reuse selections
BET ID: O/0044609/0020965
PLACED: 7/27/2025 8:18PM MST
4 leg parlay
+2339
Toronto Blue Jays -1.5 Run Line, Arizona Diamondbacks Moneyline, Cincinnati Reds Moneyline, Boston Red Sox Moneyline

Toronto Blue Jays -1.5
+136
Run Line
Toronto Blue Jays (C Bassitt) @ Baltimore Orioles (Z Eflin)
3:36pm MST

Arizona Diamondbacks
+106
Moneyline
Arizona Diamondbacks (E Rodriguez) @ Detroit Tigers (T Melton)
3:41pm MST

Cincinnati Reds
+146
Moneyline
Los Angeles Dodgers (Y Yamamoto) @ Cincinnati Reds (C Burns)
4:11pm MST

Boston Red Sox
+104
Moneyline
Boston Red Sox (R Fitts) @ Minnesota Twins (S Woods Richardson)
4:41pm MST
$5.00
TOTAL WAGER
$121.99
TOTAL PAYOUT
Reuse selections
BET ID: O/0044609/0020961
PLACED: 7/27/2025 7:10PM MST
Round Robin (3ʼs) x4 wagers
Toronto Blue Jays -1.5 Run Line, Arizona Diamondbacks Moneyline, Cincinnati Reds Moneyline, Boston Red Sox Moneyline

Toronto Blue Jays -1.5
+136
Run Line
Toronto Blue Jays (C Bassitt) @ Baltimore Orioles (Z Eflin)
3:36pm MST

Arizona Diamondbacks
+106
Moneyline
Arizona Diamondbacks (E Rodriguez) @ Detroit Tigers (T Melton)
3:41pm MST

Cincinnati Reds
+146
Moneyline
Los Angeles Dodgers (Y Yamamoto) @ Cincinnati Reds (C Burns)
4:11pm MST

Boston Red Sox
+104
Moneyline
Boston Red Sox (R Fitts) @ Minnesota Twins (S Woods Richardson)
4:41pm MST
$20.00
TOTAL WAGER
$220.29
MAX RETURNS
Reuse selections
BET ID: O/0044609/0020960
PLACED: 7/27/2025 7:10PM MST
Round Robin (2ʼs) x6 wagers
Toronto Blue Jays -1.5 Run Line, Arizona Diamondbacks Moneyline, Cincinnati Reds Moneyline, Boston Red Sox Moneyline

Toronto Blue Jays -1.5
+136
Run Line
Toronto Blue Jays (C Bassitt) @ Baltimore Orioles (Z Eflin)
3:36pm MST

Arizona Diamondbacks
+106
Moneyline
Arizona Diamondbacks (E Rodriguez) @ Detroit Tigers (T Melton)
3:41pm MST

Cincinnati Reds
+146
Moneyline
Los Angeles Dodgers (Y Yamamoto) @ Cincinnati Reds (C Burns)
4:11pm MST

Boston Red Sox
+104
Moneyline
Boston Red Sox (R Fitts) @ Minnesota Twins (S Woods Richardson)
4:41pm MST
$30.00
TOTAL WAGER
$148.85
MAX RETURNS
Reuse selections
BET ID: O/0044609/0020959
PLACED: 7/27/2025 7:10PM MST
Round Robin (3ʼs) x4 wagers
San Francisco Giants Moneyline, Arizona Diamondbacks Moneyline, Cincinnati Reds Moneyline, Boston Red Sox Moneyline

San Francisco Giants
+360
Moneyline
New York Mets (K Senga)
San Francisco Giants (M Gage)
0
1
0
0
2
0
1
3
0
0
4
1
1
5
2
0
6
0
2
7
0
0
8
0
1
9
0
5
T
3
Finished
Finished

Arizona Diamondbacks
+106
Moneyline
Arizona Diamondbacks (E Rodriguez) @ Detroit Tigers (T Melton)
3:41pm MST

Cincinnati Reds
+146
Moneyline
Los Angeles Dodgers (Y Yamamoto) @ Cincinnati Reds (C Burns)
4:11pm MST

Boston Red Sox
+104
Moneyline
Boston Red Sox (R Fitts) @ Minnesota Twins (S Woods Richardson)
4:41pm MST
$20.00
TOTAL WAGER
$51.69
MAX RETURNS
Reuse selections
BET ID: O/0044609/0020954
PLACED: 7/27/2025 6:34PM MST
Round Robin (2ʼs) x6 wagers
San Francisco Giants Moneyline, Arizona Diamondbacks Moneyline, Cincinnati Reds Moneyline, Boston Red Sox Moneyline

San Francisco Giants
+360
Moneyline
New York Mets (K Senga)
San Francisco Giants (M Gage)
0
1
0
0
2
0
1
3
0
0
4
1
1
5
2
0
6
0
2
7
0
0
8
0
1
9
0
5
T
3
Finished
Finished

Arizona Diamondbacks
+106
Moneyline
Arizona Diamondbacks (E Rodriguez) @ Detroit Tigers (T Melton)
3:41pm MST

Cincinnati Reds
+146
Moneyline
Los Angeles Dodgers (Y Yamamoto) @ Cincinnati Reds (C Burns)
4:11pm MST

Boston Red Sox
+104
Moneyline
Boston Red Sox (R Fitts) @ Minnesota Twins (S Woods Richardson)
4:41pm MST
$30.00
TOTAL WAGER
$71.44
MAX RETURNS
Reuse selections
BET ID: O/0044609/0020953
PLACED: 7/27/2025 6:34PM MST

 

[Dell Dude]

Said fuck it and bet last $100 on Blue Jays and over. Now Blue Jays.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1949980978924933326

 

[Dell Dude]

$327 refresh or beloved bust.

 

[Dell Dude]

They will win if they hold Orioles to 6 but no sign of stopping the spigot.

 

[Dell Dude]

I'll try to deposit if Toronto takes the lead but 90% no go.

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm going to try to connect Beloved Biza to Lions vs Bills walkoff.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1949580027663945948

 

[Dell Dude]

Fuck it and fuck you. Went rogue with $95 deposit and $85 on Bosux.

 

[Dell Dude]

I don't have enough CC to cover this.

 

[Dell Dude]

BAM!

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

If Bosux take the lead again, will hedge smalls if deposit goes through.

 

[Dell Dude]

$25 on Twinkies.

 

[Dell Dude]

Another $25.

 

[Dell Dude]

That's good enough.

$25.00
TOTAL WAGER
$58.00
TOTAL PAYOUT

$25.00
TOTAL WAGER
$95.00
TOTAL PAYOUT

or

$85.00
TOTAL WAGER
$327.25
TOTAL PAYOUT

 

[Dell Dude]

I will keep $50 if Twinkies and $100 if Bosux. Rest, fuck you payout.

 

[cheapseats]

I'll take Door #3 Monty

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[kane]

Dell, serious question. How the fuck do you keep track of all the stuff you bet? Between all the roosters, parlays, futures, and straight up bets you make, how in the world do know what you're rooting for? You bet everything from women's tennis to European soccer, and everything in between, my head is spinning just trying to comprehend parts of it much less all of it

 

[Dell Dude]

Rain delay is not good. I have an IRS estimated payment eft floating out there. I need FT. Same as a loss. I won't have the money or the credit card. It will bounce.

 

[JTGAMBLE]

Living on the edge.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fuckers. Now they are going to make me sweat. No sweat if 4-0 here:

Padres
Giants
Mariners
Rangers

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1950025827833266295

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1950029368597577790

 

[Dell Dude]

Still ok if they finish tomorrow.

 

[Dell Dude]

Be best thing I can do is nothing. Win 4 teamer, win 3 ladies or game resumes tomorrow.

 

[Dell Dude]

Ian Browne
@IanMBrowne
The grounds crew is now moving with some purpose. Perhaps they will resume this tonight.