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On Ohtani run it back. Padres have to get to even monies for $5 bet. If Dodgers win and I choose to bet Ohtani again, will be $1 again. I'm going to stick to my schedule.
 
If Ryby wins, I'm guaranteed an Anisomova look. Would either be for 3 or 4 ladies. What would make me relax a little is if Slutty, Icky and Co Co go down. Get paid now.
 
I am not going to win a howid walkoff. But this has gotten to the point it will be extra painful when it happens because that Barby miracle match will be wasted. Like US hockey team beating the Soviets in the knockout round of 16. Means nothing unless they lift the Olympic trophy. This is the round of 128 if you go by matches left.
 
Tuesday would be when Fagduel posts Kash Patel. If not Tuesday, they won't. Wednesday is when they would promote. If not Wednesday, they won't.

I have seen clevfan post the post ridiculous big ticket stories. Stuff like some asshole betting $1 on the Savanna Bananas 1 million to none to win the World Series and the stupid writer plays it up like it's the greatest thing. Usually showing ignorance of sports betting. With me, nothing.
 
I am not joking. You think I'm joking. I am very angry and my anger will quietly explode if I don't get any credit for winning $333,000. Quietly because instead of acting out, I will wreck these motherfuckers on the next walkoff and they can ignore that.
 
Fagduel is off the dirty hooker. They would have been put in a JK checkmate if Ryby won and Anisomiva wins. No need to promote a 3-1 rooster. What does it pay? $333,333 minus what it pays is what it pays.
 
Padres are Ryby. Will be same result to the payouts if they don't win the division. I will not be happy with that even if hustle double 23's.
 
Regardless what happens Tuesday and Wednesday, this would have been so exciting and epic. The final countdown indeed. 4 matches for $333,000. The new Tony Homo to a walkoff. More Tony Homo than Ryby and Rude for $1 milion. Ryby quit after the 2nd round. This is for less money but the final round. Instead anticlimactic
 
Keeping with my formula, 50 cents on Ohtani. Padres can go as far down as 5 for 10 cents. Can go as high up as 10 for $25,000 which at this point is OTB but that's the run it back formula.
 
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