Effing Rodeo!!

[WeinketoWarrick]

Just got to Vegas. Normally spend three straight days betting sports and horses at mirage and getting comps, love all the ticket writers, and now I realize the goddamn rodeo has it closed down.

What the fuck am I gonna do!?

 

[ComptrBob]

Try bull riding, I've heard the field is wide open.

 

[John Kelly]

According to JobMonkey.com, rodeo clowns can earn as much as $500 per event.

 

[Squarepants]

. . . or cowgirl riding, and hopefully you last longer than eight seconds . . . and don't break as many ribs . . .quite a few honeys running around in rhinestones during NFR