Fire away.
Let's trytrytry something different. 7 team open "cat". Minus 1 unit as soon as I lose or whatever the payout is after 7 wins/pushes.
5Dimes:
#1 873 NC State/Virginia Under 117½ -107*
This will be it for today. I suspect it will really be *it. +7 units if 3-0 and open.
#1 873 NC State/Virginia Under 117½ -107*
#2 874 Virginia -5½ -107* vs NC State
#3 2266 Jelena Ostapenko +108* vs Liudmila Samsonova
NC State +235 (2nd Half Moneyline)
so NC State -2+235 for the game
Monday, January 20, 2020—342 Fuck My Life -13½ -113 (JimmyBobsBet’NYell)
8:30 pm EST/5:30 pm PST (MAD TV)—When you get the worst of it and lose and also lose by the slimmest margin and also have overbet something is the worst possible combination of Sports Betting outcomes, unless of course you throw a winning (1st Half) ticket from a game in the garbage and keep the losing ticket and then get up at 6 in the morning on MLK Day and drive to the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook to have the ticket writer tells you that’s a losing ticket. That’s like beyond a Bad Beat.
And then you rummage through the Cat Shit and Coffee Grounds and other smelly stuff in your garbage to try (in vain) to find that winning ticket, now in a landfill in North Las Vegas laughing at you for for ripping him into eighths when you threw him away while his Full Game brother was actually the loser.
It’s a good thing you broke them down to two separate pieces of paper and put them in their own little plastic sheaths, Martha. That will keep the Air and Smell off them, but will not keep the Homo Sapien Sapien from throwing a GRAND CANYON -9½ 1ST HALF ticket into his Trash in 2020. And I think we can stick with “his” in this vertigo-inducing matter as no Woman would be fucking dumb enough to throw away a winning sports ticket. Never. Ever.
So I have now thrown away two winning tickets away (and counting) in confusion in the last two-plus years—salvaging the first one (Arizona Charlie’s) somehow in 2018—making the Digital and Computer component of Sports Betting suddenly seem safer, unless you’re in Costa Rica of course where computer bets can disappear as easily as paper ones here in the Silver State. It’s always better when it’s your own fault if you don’t get paid for a winner.
Now I must fill out Paperwork, join the Westgate SuperBook Players Club and wait some 40 days to get my Grand Canyon 1st Half ticket paid out. Betting (WAC member) Chicago State games can be profitable, but a royal pain in the ass to get down on with hardly any Las Vegas sportsbooks posting 1st Half lines on their games. Welcome to The Digital Age where things are the same as they ever were and you’re always your own worst enemy. Wake up Suzie.
Fuck My Life 17 Me 2
011 Florida -101
Final score: 5-4, Panthers.
Nicely done, NEVERAGAIN.