>Posting Sunday for Monday spot for early Monday match...
Monday, March 30, 1 C.V.—Minsk ALF -185 (Bovada)
11:15 am EDT/8:15 am PDT)—In our slow devolution down to betting on the World
Tiddlywinks Singles Finals Futures later this Summer in Hell, 70-minute Belarus Amateur Soccer is the next logical stop for the
Crazy Train as we ride Time like a bucking Bronco asses well off the saddle as the biggest story of our lifetimes continues to slowly unfold. Minsk ALF FC hosts FC Urozhaynaya at Minsk on
Monday and Online Canadian sportsbook
Boavda has Minsk ALF as -185 Home chalks with FC Urozhaynaya priced at +290 with a Draw at +400. Minsk ALF -1 is -105 with the underdogs +1 -125. The Total is 4½u -145 reflecting the quicker Pace of the mini-game.
In its only 8-man result of the Belarus Amateur League season on March 22, FC Urozhaynaya lost to FC Gazgolder, 1-5 at Home while
Minsk ALF lost 0-2 at Uni Minsk on March 24, so both clubs are looking for their first Win and whenever I know nothing about a league and am forced to handicap through simply reading Lines I harken back to that “if there’s a -1 Handicap line...” theory and just lay the larger Lumber, like last time mid-week which seems like a year ago. Time moves sideways when Death rides along in the iconic brown UPS truck. At least we can still make a
Pandemic political, eh America?
Also, when in doubt and forced to bet at the world’s second-most mocked sportsbook, Bovada—at least they say the name on Radio and TV—and on Belarusian Amateur Soccer in a Pandemic, always back the Home team. Or don’t bet. It really doesn’t matter. We’re all fucked either way.
Minsk ALF To Win Both Halves (Yes +270,
Bovada) is the best-looking Prop but I really have no clue what 70-minute Soccer is and am having trouble taking 20 away from 90 and wondering why the Total is so high. Maybe larger Goals (No) or fewer Players (No)? With the
Belarusian Premier League the last man standing in Pro Sports because a Bat bit a Pangolin in a Chinese Wet Market in Wuhan which no longer exists, we will be following Belarus Soccer like we are all Belarusians. You know, Аляксей. You’ll wake up soon...
Minsk ALF 4 FC Urozhaynaya 1