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EOG's Best Bet thread for Wednesday, April 1
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KevinStott11
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>Posting Wednesday for Thursday spot for early Friday match...
Friday, April 3—Belarusian Premier League (Vysheyshaya Liga) Belshina-Gorodeya Under 2 -122 (Bookmaker)
10 am EDT/7 am PDT—Beware of Friends, Relatives, Ministers, Presidents and everyone but yourself because you are the only one you can trust to shake the pee dribble off your pecker in the morning, Papa Bear. Trust matters on Earth as it does elsewhere in the Universe(s) apparently, so finding those people and sources and maybe demi-Gods you can really trust takes Time and perhaps BS and the Blue-Red silliness even extends beyond our Milky Way Galaxy. Wut?
And perhaps the seemingly most insignificant things like a fucking rabid Bat biting a Pangolin in a Chinese Wet market, Steve Bartman sitting in the wrong seat with earbuds in at a Chicago Cubs game or a dude named Frederich Wilhelm Baron von Steuben—who arrived at Valley Forge on Feb. 23, 1778 when the Flu-Flu, Typhus, Dysentery and Typhoid Fever ravaged General George Washington’s Continental Army troops, some shoeless and most of them starving—can change the face of History on Planet Earth just like that...
A Prussian Army officer regarded as the best in Europe, von Steuebn quickly changed Life at the camps and was promoted by Washington, whose men had arrived at Valley Forge 6 days before Christmas in 1777 to set up a Winter Camp. Even with the greatest Man in American history, Washington, the troops would have been huge Underdogs in the Revolutionary War, but von Steuben went all Vince Lombardi on the Men and transformed a battered and doubting bunch of shivering soldiers into a unified and focused group with the expressed intent goal of beating the British, one way or another. Little things are often huge things. The United States owes Von Stebuen big recognition. The US Army was basically born There and Then because he gave a fuck and was a intelligent leader. Simply marching in columns of 4 as opposed to one single, miles-long line may have saved us from being the Queen’s subjects.
It seems we are in a never-ending Pandemic with nothing but crap to write about and/or bet on in 2020, the Year of The COVID-19. Four legs good, two legs bad. Yeah four legs good until the motherfucker gives us all the chance of Quick Death in an instant World Lottery where millions are still dense to the reality. That fucking media. C2C’s George Noory chirps about the Media coverage and compares the Flu-Flu Death Numbers forgetting that he actually is the Media and will be doing 2 shows on COVID-19 this week and that he will be talking about it every night, just like the evil Media he bitches about. Weak or strong, clever or simple, we are all brothers. Four legs good, two legs better.
This Friday Preview has really gone sideways. I see no Numbers. They all do these strange days. Hey, who tf wants to research Nicaraguan Soccer for a third straight day? I guess we do have plenty of Time (2-3 months months) on our hands now asked to Stay Indoors before they demand that we all Stay Indoors here in eerily quiet Nevada as the Pachinko Ball of Death bounces from US City to US City with those Sick not even knowing they're Sick until the shit hits the proverbial fan.
I think like 10x the number of people have this COVID-19 as they know and that this could linger like some of the Trolls (some even banned) do on Sports Betting Websites. I was reading the Big-Brothered SportsbookReview Forum one day about a month ago and somebody was arguing with Brock Landers, saying that the Stock Market wasn’t going down because of the (Novel) Coronavirus. People may tease dudes like Brock Landers, but he has his own personal wisdom and gets just as much right as many so-called experts. We have entered Dystopia and Kaitlan Collins in the play-by-play announcer of this Monster Movie No one in America knew of COVID-19 on New Year's Day and 0 were dead. I can only take small doses of TV for Now.
I get that Brock Landers dude. He was an in-studio guest with guest with JK one night when I was there before this World started melting before our very eyes. At least he is Genuine and Consistent—the same guy in 2010 as he was in 2020 I think. I respect that. (Donald Trump was in the Democratic Party in 2009, had no affiliation in 2010, became an Independent in 2011 before joining the [R] ranks in 2012. I doubt anyone here has ever changed parties.) So where would the NYSE’s DJIA be today if there were no Pandemic? 31,527? Brock Landers was right. Duh. Everybody thinks they’re “right.” And this dude was actually arguing with him! At least you could never accuse guys like Railbird—even with some of his silly, wild-ass theories (to me) and prejudices—or Brock Landers of falling for Groupthink. (And there are too many Handicapper Groupthink groups. Groupthink-bet.) Give me an independent thinker and handicapper any day over the Sheep. I get why you block him though Winky.
Hey, Man Who Writes Too Many Words, when does the fucking preview begin? It doesn’t. This one is Fact-Free, Negrita. We’re all going to die anyway someday, so who gives a goddam rip about Who-What-Where-When -Why when the Final Score is the only thing that ever matters in Sports Gambling? No one has ever won but the fucking Bookies (and their Wives) anyway. Who are we trying to kid? Two teams play, some shit happens, Time expires and then there’s a Final Score. It’s a lot like Life without the Final Score...
Do you Earthlings remember not-so-long-ago when “Jeopardy!” James Holzhauer said “...remember to be good Humans.”? It’s hard to find better advice, especially in these days when all of our lives have changed, maybe for good. So best to soldier on like von Steubing and don’t act like you’re better than anyone else because of your Opinions, Dogma or own Life Experiences. We can learn much from watching Animals. Four legs good, two legs good?
Friday, April 3—Belarusian Premier League (Vysheyshaya Liga) Belshina-Gorodeya Under 2 -122 (Bookmaker)
10 am EDT/7 am PDT—Beware of Friends, Relatives, Ministers, Presidents and everyone but yourself because you are the only one you can trust to shake the pee dribble off your pecker in the morning, Papa Bear. Trust matters on Earth as it does elsewhere in the Universe(s) apparently, so finding those people and sources and maybe demi-Gods you can really trust takes Time and perhaps BS and the Blue-Red silliness even extends beyond our Milky Way Galaxy. Wut?
And perhaps the seemingly most insignificant things like a fucking rabid Bat biting a Pangolin in a Chinese Wet market, Steve Bartman sitting in the wrong seat with earbuds in at a Chicago Cubs game or a dude named Frederich Wilhelm Baron von Steuben—who arrived at Valley Forge on Feb. 23, 1778 when the Flu-Flu, Typhus, Dysentery and Typhoid Fever ravaged General George Washington’s Continental Army troops, some shoeless and most of them starving—can change the face of History on Planet Earth just like that...
It seems we are in a never-ending Pandemic with nothing but crap to write about and/or bet on in 2020, the Year of The COVID-19. Four legs good, two legs bad. Yeah four legs good until the motherfucker gives us all the chance of Quick Death in an instant World Lottery where millions are still dense to the reality. That fucking media. C2C’s George Noory chirps about the Media coverage and compares the Flu-Flu Death Numbers forgetting that he actually is the Media and will be doing 2 shows on COVID-19 this week and that he will be talking about it every night, just like the evil Media he bitches about. Weak or strong, clever or simple, we are all brothers. Four legs good, two legs better.
Do you Earthlings remember not-so-long-ago when “Jeopardy!” James Holzhauer said “...remember to be good Humans.”? It’s hard to find better advice, especially in these days when all of our lives have changed, maybe for good. So best to soldier on like von Steubing and don’t act like you’re better than anyone else because of your Opinions, Dogma or own Life Experiences. We can learn much from watching Animals. Four legs good, two legs good?
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