EOG's Grand Challenge presented by BetDSI (DOGBALL, RAILBIRD and JK are the June contestants)
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Dell Dude
EOG Master
Beaver basketball and college bases not an exact match. Would need to be Olympic men's baseball. But NSFW and Olympic beaver soccer a direct conflicting hit. Be best pussy in the world playing in the most prestigious game. Nope. Some shitty pussy soccer league nobody knows or cares about. Yes!
The North American thing will not work. Some NFL games are played off North America and allowed. Don't even try that one, Bobby.
The North American thing will not work. Some NFL games are played off North America and allowed. Don't even try that one, Bobby.
Dell Dude
EOG Master
Just admit it. You will feel bettor you bet. A great weight lifted off your elderly shoulders. You don't like me so fuck me. I get less than 0 breaks. I get negative breaks. You will do whatever it takes to fuck me. Then it's over. Everybody knows where you stand. I'm a bad guy.
kane
EOG master
Here's a question for CBob from Dell. You say you have him on ignore, so I'll post it for him.
This is going to be a completely honest and transparent post. Tennis plays are clearly illegal according to the rules. It is only a question of activating the "good guy" rule and allowing an exception for JK's favourite poster. Ok. We good? That's done.
But thanks to Birdie, we have a clear and irrefutable hustle double standard.
I bet ladies Olympic gold medal soccer. Birdie bet NSFW soccer. Mine was voided. Birdie's was accepted. Explain that.
One more.
I bet ladies Olympic gold medal basketball. Birdie bet college World Series baseball. Exception for college world series but not Olympics when Olympics featured professional players and college baseball did not?
Explain that.
If cognitively declined Bob can explain both, I will apologize and finally accept my DQ.
This is going to be a completely honest and transparent post. Tennis plays are clearly illegal according to the rules. It is only a question of activating the "good guy" rule and allowing an exception for JK's favourite poster. Ok. We good? That's done.
But thanks to Birdie, we have a clear and irrefutable hustle double standard.
I bet ladies Olympic gold medal soccer. Birdie bet NSFW soccer. Mine was voided. Birdie's was accepted. Explain that.
One more.
I bet ladies Olympic gold medal basketball. Birdie bet college World Series baseball. Exception for college world series but not Olympics when Olympics featured professional players and college baseball did not?
Explain that.
If cognitively declined Bob can explain both, I will apologize and finally accept my DQ.
jimmythegreek
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We offiicially have a Nick Kostos sighting.
mr merlin
EOG Master
i was a fantastic athlete in my younger years and was a great hitter(if I do say so myself).
You guys want me to be harsh on birdies video I can - he had zero bat speed, didn't hold the bat in a hitting position, lacked anticipation, and didn't properly shift his weight(enormous weight) into the swing/ball. Perhaps the worst and most embarrassing part of the video is him attempting to bunt, sorry pal, we dont bunt in batting cages unless you're in some sort of organized ball and might someday bunt. he's obviously not in that league so dont waste your time.
Other than that he did fine, i salute him for having the guts to put that out there, knowing that we'd all laugh.
Patrick McIrish
OCCams raZOR
Consider yourself redeemed, LOL.
Yeah the form is what gives it away, half the time he's falling backwards and hitting off his back foot.
I don't think he was serious though, think he was doing that just to fuck around. To troll his haters.
And you're right, you don't bunt in the batting cages unless a coach is making you, LOL.
Murphy’s Best
EOG Dedicated
I don’t think Birdie is above making a joke about himself ….
that's some footwork makes Scotty Schefffler looks like he is wearing cement shoes compared to the birdie shuffle
Dell Dude
EOG Master
Cognitively declined Bob is cognitively declining to answer.
jimmythegreek
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See what happens when JK does a contest thread with a monthly trio? SWEEP!
The Three Musketeers turned into The Three Stooges.
Still shaking my head at DOGBALL's collapse.
He needed to win two of his final eight plays.
He went 1-7.
#Next!
Still shaking my head at DOGBALL's collapse.
He needed to win two of his final eight plays.
He went 1-7.
#Next!
Had DOGBALL started 1-7 and finished 16-6, we would have hailed DOGBALL for his valiant effort over the final three weeks in June.
#FooledBySequencing
#FooledBySequencing
Dell Dude
EOG Master
Cognitively declined Bob is pending. Let's try the other halfsies of this "dynamic" duo. JK doesn't have me on pretend ignore so maybe we get an answer. You can go with yes or no. You can go with full answer. You can go with combination. You can ignore. You've got serve, JK.
If this was a sequel to Trading Places or Freaky Friday and Birdie was the August contestant last year and I was the contestant last month and the same plays were made:
Birdie: Olympic tennis, basketball, soccer
Dell Dude: College baseball World Series, NSFW soccer
Do you make the same contest czar decisions?
Olympic tennis, basketball, soccer illegal
College baseball, NSFW legal
If this was a sequel to Trading Places or Freaky Friday and Birdie was the August contestant last year and I was the contestant last month and the same plays were made:
Birdie: Olympic tennis, basketball, soccer
Dell Dude: College baseball World Series, NSFW soccer
Do you make the same contest czar decisions?
Olympic tennis, basketball, soccer illegal
College baseball, NSFW legal
Dell Dude
EOG Master
I don't hate you, JK. I don't like or respect you. I would give you a cool hello or head nod if we met in Vegas. I don't hate Bobby although with him, no hello or head nod. Just icy stare. The only poster I hate is Woodrow Wilson. I'd get in his ugly face and tell him to fuck off. Your answer or non answer will not change this status Joe.
jimmythegreek
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Tsk tsk. $500 would go a long way in the respect category, JK. I would offer a peace press conference.
Wade
EOG Master
I don't deal in hypotheticals.
For years, I've heard that line on Sunday morning political shows and now I get to use it.
Dude, you did not follow the rules of EOG's Grand Challenge.
Even your most staunch supporter (KANE) admits as much.
Tennis selections are not a part of EOG's Grand Challenge.
"Major North American team sports only" has been a part of EOG's Grand Challenge rules since the start of the event.
JAMMER told me to ignore the nonsense and yet I fell into the trap.
JAMMER, you were right...again.
JAMMER, you were right...again.
WOODROW WILSON is a handsome guy.
Dell Dude
EOG Master
It is established and accepted that I broke the rules with tennis and Olympics. The question is why when Birdie broke the rules with college baseball and NSFW it was deemed legal and indeed the rules were changed to accommodate. You can try again or go with the Jammer play and end it here. Going to 
after I post my July 5 be best bitch.
after I post my July 5 be best bitch.
Dell Dude
EOG Master
It's not just the hustle double standard. It is the apathy and passive aggressive hostility. JK gave me the ice cold baby best of luck then didn't post again until the last Jason Day of the month. At that time he revealed I not only lost the Joker because illegal bet, I was disqualified on the spot. I was DQ'd at 5-0 plus 1-0 Joker.
JK refused numerous attempts the entire month to come into the thread and restore order. It became Animal House.
The entire episode was shameful and not because of me.
JK refused numerous attempts the entire month to come into the thread and restore order. It became Animal House.
The entire episode was shameful and not because of me.
Dell Dude
EOG Master
Dell Dude
EOG Master
jimmythegreek
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JK, while you are correct about kane he thought the ban was at least 3 weeks too harsh overall. Despite the fact if it was eventually shortened over the week deserved.I also arbitrarily suggested on meeting him halfway regarding the contest compensation, but you had already made your decision.
You may have fallen into the trap but you can't ignore your responsibility to respond despite the need to repeat yourself because you feel the party involved needs to understand your position.
Not everyone understandably feels this way because ultimately they feel justice has not been served.
Dell has also challenged your disqualification because he feels that tennis was the least used sport in making his contest selections despite stated in the rules that it cannot be used.
Dell is stating that rail broke the rules with College Baseball Selections. However because railbird did not win the contest or mathematically had no opportunity, Dell ciuld be (or is) suggesting you are taking the no harm no foul route.
Double dubs has yet to approve or appreciate your handsome comment.
Defendant, you may call your first witness.
You may have fallen into the trap but you can't ignore your responsibility to respond despite the need to repeat yourself because you feel the party involved needs to understand your position.
Not everyone understandably feels this way because ultimately they feel justice has not been served.
Dell has also challenged your disqualification because he feels that tennis was the least used sport in making his contest selections despite stated in the rules that it cannot be used.
Dell is stating that rail broke the rules with College Baseball Selections. However because railbird did not win the contest or mathematically had no opportunity, Dell ciuld be (or is) suggesting you are taking the no harm no foul route.
Double dubs has yet to approve or appreciate your handsome comment.
Defendant, you may call your first witness.
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Dell Dude
EOG Master
I have idle paws and idle time thanks to the obedient bitch Ryby so I searched for NSFWL rule change and found it. I thought it was June's bogus challenge thread but it is actually March when Birdie was also the contestant. As you can see, started without NSFWL.
And away we go! As it played out.
JK either edited or deleted his post saying NSFWL was in fact legal and thanking Birdie for improving the context. Next month:
And away we go! As it played out.
JK either edited or deleted his post saying NSFWL was in fact legal and thanking Birdie for improving the context. Next month:
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