EOG's Grand Challenge presented by BetDSI (WADE is our July contestant)

[Dell Dude]

Wade is hotter than global warming.

 

[Dell Dude]

It doesn't take much does it fake JK?

 

[Wade]

Tigers/guardians over 7.5 -109

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[kane]

It doesn't take much does it fake JK?

Fake JK is one of the best and funniest things you've ever done, don't stop

 

[kane]

Tigers/guardians over 7.5 -109

Finally posted a play that can't lose

 

[Abundy]

What is Wade going to do the next 3 Days

 

[mrbowling300]

Finally posted a play that can't lose

The Det/Cleveland gane was rained out, so Kane was right, cant lose!!!!

 

[Wade]

Dbacks/padres over 7.5 -108

 

[John Kelly]

Fake JK is one of the best and funniest things you've ever done, don't stop

The real JK, who some claim is the real fake JK, is impressed with the fake fake JK.

Now I confused myself.

If you understand the initial sentence, add a quarter-point to your personal power rating.

If you don't understand the initial sentence, add a half-point to your personal power rating.

 

[John Kelly]

Dbacks/padres over 7.5 -108

Best of luck to WADE.

Last night's D-backs-Padres game was scoreless over the first three innings AND the last three innings.

 

[kane]

The real JK, who some claim is the real fake JK, is impressed with the fake fake JK.

Now I confused myself.

If you understand the initial sentence, add a quarter-point to your personal power rating.

If you don't understand the initial sentence, add a half-point to your personal power rating.

Appreciate you being a good sport and allowing Dell to do his thing

 

[jimmythegreek]

The real JK, who some claim is the real fake JK, is impressed with the fake fake JK.

Now I confused myself.

If you understand the initial sentence, add a quarter-point to your personal power rating.

If you don't understand the initial sentence, add a half-point to your personal power rating.

When was the last time a poster, let alone a forum owner, ghosted.

Might be a revolver door I've anticipated over the last decade.

 

[Dell Dude]

It ends tonight. I managed to find 2 of Wade's 4 winners by fading. No fade this time so no over.

 

[svbettor]

Heim and Wade are on on the same side

 

[Dell Dude]

Dbacks/padres over 7.5 -108

0-0, top 5

 

[mrbowling300]

He's got life, 1-0 @ end of 6

 

[Dell Dude]

This asshole is going to wiggle out of the killshot again?

 

[Dell Dude]

Wade is a swing away from 6-0 or 2-0.

 

[Dell Dude]

Now 7-0 or 3-0. I think he is going to suck this out. Only the 7th.

 

[Abundy]

Down to his final breathe. 3-1

 

[Dell Dude]

Wade's valiant rally to conquer the EOG Grand Challenge has come up 14 wins short. Please join me in thanking Wade for a thrilling, inspiring 17 days of .235 handicapping. Wade now goes to the back of the grand challenge waiting list behind The Guesser but ahead of the Meatman.

 

[jimmythegreek]

but ahead of the Meatman.

That's mean, man.

 

[kane]

Heim and Wade are on on the same side

Wade mushed Heim

 

[Abundy]

Could my 98 year old mother enter Jk. She doesn’t play player props like me.

 

[John Kelly]

Wade mushed Heim

That's a superpower.

 

[John Kelly]

Could my 98 year old mother enter Jk. She doesn’t play player props like me.

Mama Abundy is set for March 2023.

No cutting the line, not even for the 98-year-old.

 

[Abundy]

I. Like it Jk. I hope the 3 of us are Stayin Alive. One of Moms favorites from the 70s

 

[Abundy]

She loves March Madness. She gets Mad often

 

[Wade]

Mr. Kelly, what do I do?

 

[John Kelly]

Mr. Kelly, what do I do?

Matter of personal choice.

You can finish the race or head to the showers.

 

[Chi_Archie]

finish it out Wade.

 

[Woodrow Wilson]

Mr. Kelly, what do I do?

Show appreciation for getting a shot. Run out the grounder for Dell Dude, the other faders, and the overall spirit of the event.

 

[mrbowling300]

Show appreciation for getting a shot. Run out the grounder for Dell Dude, the other faders, and the overall spirit of the event.

I couldn't agree more. Finish out the challenge and try to do the best you can.

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm not going to do any of that. I'm going to spend the rest of the thread making excuses and begging Mr. Kelly for another shot. I'm a victim of horrible luck and acute capping anxiety disorder.

 

[Dell Dude]

There is no such disorder, Wade. You made it up.

 

[John Kelly]

Dude is both a straightman and a comedian.

 

[kane]

The pros and cons of Wade finishing the month:

Con- two more weeks of his shitty picks

Pro- two more weeks of Dell's commentary

After careful deliberation I think he should continue

 

[Wade]

I will run out the grounder for Mr. Kelly. I don’t see any games for today.

 

[kane]

I will run out the grounder for Dell Dude. Even though I can't pick a winner to save my life, his running commentary makes it all worthwhile. I don’t see any games for today.

I agree