Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

Scooper

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Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

#y0sHm0DE

2* LeBron James UNDER 31.5 -110
2* Kevin Love UNDER 15.5 -120
2* New Orl/GST Largest Lead UN 20.5 -110


LeT’S r0LL
 

Scooper

EOG Veteran
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

Must be a good week.


Here ya go Mrs.-AJ-good-week u fat fk you’re really steaming now!!!!1! Got any of dem non dr Bob playZ likE mAYbe soMe hoCKeY StEEM


MLB YTD 20-18, -8.14

NBA Playoffs
2017: 16-32, -42.1 units
2018: 20-15, +6.5 units

NHL playoffs YTD 1-6, -9.15 playoffs We FiRE g7 unDeRz is thaT puCk pumpEd or StuFFed
 

Scooper

EOG Veteran
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

Must be a good week.


Do they speak English in “what”!?!?

From fezdick’s begging for sales site today: “I got hot in May LAST year, and stayed HOT all year”

From fezdick’s tracking page, post by cbob on June 1, 2017, lucky post number 777

https://pregame.com/pregame-forums/...-pro-tracking-by-comptrbob/2785932#pi10718=78

“YTD -107.91u”



It’s bs like that which makes you look like such a carnival fool
 

Scooper

EOG Veteran
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

FYI he entered May 2017 at YTD -71.46u, mAYbe feZ AcTUarial MaTH makeS that a H00ttt May? I dunno
 

Scooper

EOG Veteran
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

Hey wuz I supposed to use the Absolute Value function when calculating that H0T May
 

ComptrBob

EOG Master
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

Do they speak English in “what”!?!?

From fezdick’s begging for sales site today: “I got hot in May LAST year, and stayed HOT all year”

From fezdick’s tracking page, post by cbob on June 1, 2017, lucky post number 777

https://pregame.com/pregame-forums/...-pro-tracking-by-comptrbob/2785932#pi10718=78

“YTD -107.91u”



It’s bs like that which makes you look like such a carnival fool

The low point of 2017 was May 20, 2017 at -110.66u, as you noted the June 1 balance was -107.91u, so less than 3u were won in the last 11 days of May. The vast majority of the "recovery" occurred in June, August, Sept, and October of 2017 (July was down).
 

Scooper

EOG Veteran
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

The low point of 2017 was May 20, 2017 at -110.66u, as you noted the June 1 balance was -107.91u, so less than 3u were won in the last 11 days of May. The vast majority of the "recovery" occurred in June, August, Sept, and October of 2017 (July was down).


He’s written a lot of blatant lies over the years but “I got H0T last May” clearly wins the award for most disingenuous toutspeak of all time
 

texaswizzard

EOG Dedicated
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

After popping off Fezzik has been taking it prison style the last four days. He's down over 17 units this year. Down almost 30 units last year. He's firing off hockey plays on top of his slop MLB and NBA dart tosses and getting destroyed. What's next Fezzik? Premier League soccer and you and Meatman starting a horse racing pick service? Fezzik? Fezzik? Fezzik? :LMAO
 

ChuckyG

EOG Master
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

After popping off Fezzik has been taking it prison style the last four days. He's down over 17 units this year. Down almost 30 units last year. He's firing off hockey plays on top of his slop MLB and NBA dart tosses and getting destroyed. What's next Fezzik? Premier League soccer and you and Meatman starting a horse racing pick service? Fezzik? Fezzik? Fezzik? :LMAO

Haha. He still shows up on Sirius82. Patrick Meagher show, 10pmEST spot on Thursdays (I think).
 

Scooper

EOG Veteran
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

Boys we had us another of the ReDD H0T May NHL g7 UnDeRZ last night. It lost of course but heY wE FiRE

Let’s move on to the stellar records, through 5/10


MLB YTD 23-24, -14.32 units

NBA Playoffs
2017: 16-32, -42.1 units
2018: 22-18, +0.3 units We WiN iN da NBa cuz of dat Bunker I was in during aPriL

NHL playoffs YTD 2-7, -9.55 units playoffs We FiRE g7 unDeRz is thaT puCk pumpEd or StuFFed
 

Scooper

EOG Veteran
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

One of his standard plays is to watch a basketball side steam and then play the favorite on the ML. Of course he has no edge there but it's more likely to win than lose and the suckers to which he sells want "a winner," not a +EV play.

Bryan Leonard, who once presciently said on Pregame "selling picks pays the bills" (not betting, of course, but "selling picks"), once had an exchange with another tout about what types of MLB picks he releases. He said you can't sell a heavy favorite because the customers think "anyone can win betting favorites," but you can't selll a big dog because "customers want a winner." So you're essentially limited to selling picks around even money. Note that the concept of EV never came into the equation, only "what customers will buy." Because these Pregame touts are not in the business of selling +EV advice, they're in the business of selling what the rubes on that forum want to buy.


Hey chunky from this thread - Re: fezzdick betting ML favorites, from September of 2016, pour one out for Groov
 

ChuckyG

EOG Master
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

Yeah, have a drink for Groovin. Salud.

Chunky might be more appropriate.
 

ChuckyG

EOG Master
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

Scooper, u have to listen to Fezzik on this Sirius82 broadcast. He has all the value spots picked out for MLB. Come on.
 

texaswizzard

EOG Dedicated
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

The Patrick Meagher Show? I never even heard of the guy. Has anyone else? He must have an audience of less than a dozen.
 

texaswizzard

EOG Dedicated
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

This is Fezzik's record of late:

MLB YTD 23-24, -14.32 units

NBA Playoffs
2017: 16-32, -42.1 units
2018: 22-18, +0.3 units We WiN iN da NBa cuz of dat Bunker I was in during aPriL

NHL playoffs YTD 2-7, -9.55 units

If I had that record and I was selling picks I'd be afraid to answer my front door worrying someone wants to beat the crap out of me for turning their bankroll into bankruptcy.
 

Heim

EOG Master
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

I wonder how the imposter on stevefezzik.com is doing? Nothing like risking jail time pretending to be a losing tout.
 

texaswizzard

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Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

That would possibly be a court case that I'd fly out to watch in person. Can you imagine Fezzik trying to ask for damages if he wins the case and the imposter says, "but your honor he's a consistent loser and here's his record"? By the way Steve Fezzik isn't even his real name. Steve Fenik might win the case but the judge could hand him a $1. Heim- Your an attorney, if your Fenik and your fake name is so important wouldn't he have taken the imposter to court about 5 years ago when the imposter duped a few marks?
 

Scooper

EOG Veteran
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

Seriously, fezz? You even broke the Matt Harvey FaDE lol

“ANALYSIS
LOVE the Dodgers to Smash Cincy here.

LA off a 1-4 loss to the Reds, their Pitcher is good at home, and Reds' Harvey has to adjust to a new team, and frankly he is just horrible.

1 star Dodgers F5 -.5 -131
1 star Dodgers -193
1 star Dodgers -1.5 +105

I expect LA to jump on Cincy and win this one easily.....let's diversify a bit with 3 different bets....”
 

texaswizzard

EOG Dedicated
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

When touts really need a win to stop the bleeding many times they go to the big chalk favorite. The only problem is when that big chalk, in this case -193 favorite losses the clients take it in the poop shoot really hard. I wonder what Fezzik is doing in that bunker? He sure ain’t studying games woth those 3rd grade write ups. Maybe he just lifted the play from Dr “Rob” or Teddy “No Covers”?
 

Scooper

EOG Veteran
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

When touts really need a win to stop the bleeding many times they go to the big chalk favorite. The only problem is when that big chalk, in this case -193 favorite losses the clients take it in the poop shoot really hard. I wonder what Fezzik is doing in that bunker? He sure ain’t studying games woth those 3rd grade write ups. Maybe he just lifted the play from Dr “Rob” or Teddy “No Covers”?


BUT THEIR PITCHER IS GOOD AT HOME
 

ChuckyG

EOG Master
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

That handicapping method is terrible. Nothing worse than "Team A is horrible" logic. Can find 20 guys like that in the El Cortez sportsbook.

Guy doesn't even bother to cap it relative to the line.
 

Sportsrmylife

EOG Master
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

How can a guy who was a former actuary be horrible at a sport that is all numbers such as baseball?

Anyone notice that Fezzik was starting to heat up, came in here to mock Scooper, and suddenly went ice cold?
 

ChuckyG

EOG Master
Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

How can a guy who was a former actuary be horrible at a sport that is all numbers such as baseball?

Anyone notice that Fezzik was starting to heat up, came in here to mock Scooper, and suddenly went ice cold?

Karma, I guess. Don't want to mess w/ the Gods of Gambling.
 
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