Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

#1
I was in Vegas and the guy sitting next to me says "you know what I tell people about splitting 10's, I say if you had a 10" cock would you want to split that?"

Might be an old line but I never heard it before and thought it was pretty funny..
 

Sol Diablo

House of Heat
#2
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

I was in Vegas and the guy sitting next to me says "you know what I tell people about splitting 10's, I say if you had a 10" cock would you want to split that?"

Might be an old line but I never heard it before and thought it was pretty funny..
So Teddy is that Mutha Fukka who sits in 3rd base, splits 10's, and fukks the whole table.

You bastard.
 
#3
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

Funny one, Teddy.

I've only split 10s less than a handful of times, and it's always been online (live dealer). I'd be too embarrassed to do it @ a brick and mortar joint. LOL
 

plommer

EOG Dedicated
#4
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

I dunno, I think a 9 inch cock is still a monster - would you use the same theory on splitting 9's?
 

Ray Luca

EOG Dedicated
#5
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

I was in Vegas and the guy sitting next to me says "you know what I tell people about splitting 10's, I say if you had a 10" cock would you want to split that?"

Might be an old line but I never heard it before and thought it was pretty funny..
I was there...You laughed hard
 

Brick

EOG Master
#11
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

was hoping old ted could show his KO power to one unlucky poster, maybe next year
 
#14
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One old hag dealer at Excalibur would tell a 5 minute story between every hand but she wasn't the only one, I couldn't find a dealer that would stfu all weekend...

Im not here to listen to your fvcking stories I just want to bet on cards...

Two tourist from some mid west shit town sat down with me and the hillbilly said "dbl down" when he got two 10's I swear to god I started yelling at the dealer 'give it to him give it to him he asked for it' I was so pissed that not only was he about to split 10's but that he was so stupid he said double..
 
#16
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

teddy how much money did you win on the trip? will this happen again next year?
My birthday was the day before the party so I had B-Day money to spend and when my Mom called me to see how the party went I told her I was buried and she went immediately to the bank and surprised me with a 2k bank wire....My Mom is Awesome....but I blew it along with everything I came up with but it didnt hurt if that makes sense which it should...

As far as next year...sure why not, maybe sooner
 
#17
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

My birthday was the day before the party so I had B-Day money to spend and when my Mom called me to see how the party went I told her I was buried and she went immediately to the bank and surprised me with a 2k bank wire....My Mom is Awesome....but I blew it along with everything I came up with but it didnt hurt if that makes sense which it should...

As far as next year...sure why not, maybe sooner
Teddy, you mommas boy :LMAO

Hit me up the next time you're in town. Dinner on me
 
#19
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

Two tourist from some mid west shit town sat down with me and the hillbilly said "dbl down" when he got two 10's I swear to god I started yelling at the dealer 'give it to him give it to him he asked for it' I was so pissed that not only was he about to split 10's but that he was so stupid he said double..
then watch an ace come out on the double down....:lol
 
#20
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

One old hag dealer at Excalibur would tell a 5 minute story between every hand but she wasn't the only one, I couldn't find a dealer that would stfu all weekend...

Im not here to listen to your fvcking stories I just want to bet on cards...

Two tourist from some mid west shit town sat down with me and the hillbilly said "dbl down" when he got two 10's I swear to god I started yelling at the dealer 'give it to him give it to him he asked for it' I was so pissed that not only was he about to split 10's but that he was so stupid he said double..
:LMAO

I take it the dealer let him split it anyway though?
 

Brick

EOG Master
#21
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

sounds like me at the casino ted, i wouldve been right along with you blowing every last dollar i brought with me!!!
 
#22
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1980s---playing 4 deck 21 at old MGM---I catch 20, dealer shows 2 turns 2---hits 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, and a 5.---she calls bosses over, they all stand around admiring her work.
 
#23
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

I've gotten six 2's in a row before on a 6 deck shoe, for her to get 8 in a row on a 4 deck was probably 100x the odds of mine
 
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