Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

Teddy kgb

Teddy kgb

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I was in Vegas and the guy sitting next to me says "you know what I tell people about splitting 10's, I say if you had a 10" cock would you want to split that?"

Might be an old line but I never heard it before and thought it was pretty funny..
 
Sol Diablo

Sol Diablo

House of Heat
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

Teddy kgb said:
I was in Vegas and the guy sitting next to me says "you know what I tell people about splitting 10's, I say if you had a 10" cock would you want to split that?"

Might be an old line but I never heard it before and thought it was pretty funny..
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So Teddy is that Mutha Fukka who sits in 3rd base, splits 10's, and fukks the whole table.

You bastard.
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

Funny one, Teddy.

I've only split 10s less than a handful of times, and it's always been online (live dealer). I'd be too embarrassed to do it @ a brick and mortar joint. LOL
 
plommer

plommer

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Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

I dunno, I think a 9 inch cock is still a monster - would you use the same theory on splitting 9's?
 
Ray Luca

Ray Luca

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Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

Teddy kgb said:
I was in Vegas and the guy sitting next to me says "you know what I tell people about splitting 10's, I say if you had a 10" cock would you want to split that?"

Might be an old line but I never heard it before and thought it was pretty funny..
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I was there...You laughed hard
 
Brick

Brick

EOG Master
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

was hoping old ted could show his KO power to one unlucky poster, maybe next year
 
Teddy kgb

Teddy kgb

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Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

One old hag dealer at Excalibur would tell a 5 minute story between every hand but she wasn't the only one, I couldn't find a dealer that would stfu all weekend...

Im not here to listen to your fvcking stories I just want to bet on cards...

Two tourist from some mid west shit town sat down with me and the hillbilly said "dbl down" when he got two 10's I swear to god I started yelling at the dealer 'give it to him give it to him he asked for it' I was so pissed that not only was he about to split 10's but that he was so stupid he said double..
 
Brick

Brick

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Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

teddy how much money did you win on the trip? will this happen again next year?
 
Teddy kgb

Teddy kgb

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Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

Brick said:
teddy how much money did you win on the trip? will this happen again next year?
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My birthday was the day before the party so I had B-Day money to spend and when my Mom called me to see how the party went I told her I was buried and she went immediately to the bank and surprised me with a 2k bank wire....My Mom is Awesome....but I blew it along with everything I came up with but it didnt hurt if that makes sense which it should...

As far as next year...sure why not, maybe sooner
 
RealSlimShady

RealSlimShady

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Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

Teddy kgb said:
My birthday was the day before the party so I had B-Day money to spend and when my Mom called me to see how the party went I told her I was buried and she went immediately to the bank and surprised me with a 2k bank wire....My Mom is Awesome....but I blew it along with everything I came up with but it didnt hurt if that makes sense which it should...

As far as next year...sure why not, maybe sooner
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Teddy, you mommas boy :LMAO

Hit me up the next time you're in town. Dinner on me
 
Deal With It

Deal With It

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Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

Teddy kgb said:
Two tourist from some mid west shit town sat down with me and the hillbilly said "dbl down" when he got two 10's I swear to god I started yelling at the dealer 'give it to him give it to him he asked for it' I was so pissed that not only was he about to split 10's but that he was so stupid he said double..
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then watch an ace come out on the double down....:lol
 
WeinketoWarrick

WeinketoWarrick

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Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

Teddy kgb said:
One old hag dealer at Excalibur would tell a 5 minute story between every hand but she wasn't the only one, I couldn't find a dealer that would stfu all weekend...

Im not here to listen to your fvcking stories I just want to bet on cards...

Two tourist from some mid west shit town sat down with me and the hillbilly said "dbl down" when he got two 10's I swear to god I started yelling at the dealer 'give it to him give it to him he asked for it' I was so pissed that not only was he about to split 10's but that he was so stupid he said double..
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:LMAO

I take it the dealer let him split it anyway though?
 
Brick

Brick

EOG Master
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

sounds like me at the casino ted, i wouldve been right along with you blowing every last dollar i brought with me!!!
 
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unluckysob

EOG Dedicated
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

1980s---playing 4 deck 21 at old MGM---I catch 20, dealer shows 2 turns 2---hits 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, and a 5.---she calls bosses over, they all stand around admiring her work.
 
Teddy kgb

Teddy kgb

Banned
Re: Funny this I heard about splitting 10's

I've gotten six 2's in a row before on a 6 deck shoe, for her to get 8 in a row on a 4 deck was probably 100x the odds of mine
 
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