General,

where is the Cook's friend tonight? I am in dire need.
Don't want to make the same booty call (mistake) I've made the past 3 years, but if something doesn't walk in my door in the next hour, Old Gal's gonna have to take one for the team! She'll be a good sport about it, though.

LOL!
 
dude, no response, no answer on the phone and no IM.
Don't make me get off my ass to make sure you're still breathing!
 
General, you are a hypochondriac!
But if it's any consolation, I didn't go to work yesterday because I felt like crap.
I have exactly $22.34 in my Pinnacle account, but that's it until I get my neteller withdrawal in a few days. I can't justify taking that measly amount, just to lose to you in poker.

I'll think about it.
 
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