if you include a private jet in my deal, i will sign to play first. I bat Left and take advtange of the customary lefty shift.. I hit 7 dongs last year, may not seem like a lot but we have deeeep fences
now bowling i know i could make the team.. i havent bowled in 2 years tho.. my last year i carried a 206 average.. i quit cuz the league was full of a bunch of sandbagging assholes.. never bothered looking for another league
Speaking of Bowling me and my buddy bowled 2 guys for money last night. We played 3 games. I average about 185 nothing spectacular but im decent. Well yeah I totally choked and cost my buddy $100. I felt like shit, he bowled a 201, 205, 225 and I bowled 160, 158, 170. Absolutely horrible, I was just missing easy spares and shit.
I used to umpire a shitload of USSSA tourny's. i was listening the day Rome went on this rant and i had to pull over I was laughing so hard. The part where he says "if you email me pissed off, your that guy." Classic stuff because he is dead on.