How stupid is this? Espn First Take is having a mock draft!

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Let me guess

Bayless: "I think Michael Crabtree could be a cancer like my good friend TO"
 
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Nothing better than Polian go ape shit over Kiper

remember that moment???
 
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polian: "what has kiper ever done in the sport of football" or something to that effect

i like that kiper just sat their with a half-smirk not saying a word

i've watched the last 20 drafts, and kiper is correct on his assessments and player projections at the pro level more than any other guy i have ever seen or heard about the draft

kiper is the fricken man
 
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kiper was criticising the trev albert pick by polian and the colts, i believe

kiper was right
 
#9
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It's all Kiper does, so you would think he'd be good at it.

Now my question is this... why has some NFL team not snatched up Mel Kiper to be their director of player scouting or something like that? It would seem that he would be a natural at it. Does ESPN pay him THAT much?

Here is a bit of Kiper's track record:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Kiper,_Jr.#Track_record
 
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when the jets took jeff lageman, kiper responded, "the jets obviously have no idea what the draft is all about"

how about when the rams selected lawrence phillips, kiper pointed out that it was a bad pick because phillips' character was so flawed, then theisman vehemently disagreed and went on a 5-min diatribe about how great the pick was

kiper 1, theisman 0

kiper is God in the NFL draft world, everyone else is payin rent
 
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again, ive watched him for 20 yrs doing the draft

he has missed some, but he has hit way more than he's missed

i just dont feel like adding them all to wiki because i have better things to do like post shit on here lol
 
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It was fucking great!!!

Polian lost it and said something about "my mailman knows more than Kiper .."

Someone post that ...


IT WAS GREAT !!!
 
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Mel Kiper, Jr.? I love this guy. The helmet hair, using words like ?hip swivel?, ?measurables?, ?depth of drop.? It?s all so useless, it?s hilarious. Plus, ESPN always breaks out the film of Bill Polian mocking Mel, ?My mailman knows more about football than Mel Kiper, Jr. WHO IS, Mel Kiper, anyway?? Polian should be reminded that the pick he made that Mel mocked him for was Hall of Famer Trev Alberts.

Wait, Trev?s not a hall of famer? They just paid him like one? By the way, Trev will be on the broadcast too. Symmetry. Nice!!!

http://www.desipio.com/?p=114


:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO
 
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maybe they can get lawrence phillips on the broadcast too........oh wait, he's in jail for vehicular manslaughter after he drove his car into a group of youngsters who just kicked his ass in a pickup football game
 
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Thanks a lot Gridiron

I thought "taking a chance on Lawrence" with the #6 pick in my fantasy
draft "might be a great fuckin move .."


Thanks for the "flashbacks"



:+textinb3:+textinb3:+textinb3:+textinb3
 
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anyone who hasn't fukked up in a ffl draft has obvious never drafted ffl

i know your pain bud
 
#19
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Yeah that seems a little ridiculous. Not much bigger waste of time that I can imagine.
 
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