A simple job with just a couple of screws. Does anybody here have one?
Mrs. Hoffa will be so pleased, and I can't wait until tomorrow morning.
Mrs. Hoffa will be so pleased, and I can't wait until tomorrow morning.
I Just Installed a Cushy New Toilet Seat...
- Thread starter Jimmy Hoffa
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The General
Another Day, Another Dollar
I wouldn't have it any other way.
OMNIVOROUS FROG
EOG Master
I prefer a depend, can just unload any time, in any cushy place. Best on public transportation, plane or bus, I get a lot of looks, and even more room. A laugh a minute.
Best Wishes...OF :+waving-5
Best Wishes...OF :+waving-5
UWinSports
Banned
I had one of them plastic covered cushy ones. It was nice. But then the plastic cracks and it starts pinching your ass. Finally after a couple the wife got the old hard ones again. They are nice. Its like sitting on one of them doughnuts they give for pregnant women and hemoroide patients.
GL and God Bless
GL and God Bless
Jimmy I can't believe you cut some union plumber out of a service call!! MAY'N!! HEHEHEHEHEE!!!
Mrs. Hoffa
EOG Member
Money is no object when it comes to my comfort.
Thank you Jimmy.
Thank you Jimmy.
MRS. H what color di you choose?? MAY'M!!
Mrs. Hoffa
EOG Member
It's Tahitian Fuchsia Tony.
It's like a tropical paradise in there.
It's like a tropical paradise in there.
Why Wrigley,
...Of course, It's a Bemis.
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Bemis Manufacturing has been in the family since 1901. Since then, we have quietly grown to become an innovative and diverse manufacturer serving multiple markets worldwide.
Today, you will find Bemis? products in homes, office buildings, hospitals, schools-- and probably even in your own back yard. Because at Bemis, we are committed to our founding principles as we have ever been and that is what sets us up for future success!
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300 Mill Street
P.O. Box 901
Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin 53085-0901
920-467-4621
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Fax 920-467-8573
E-mail: corp@BemisMfg.com
...Of course, It's a Bemis.
Quality. Craftsmanship. Innovation. These are the founding principles that have shaped the Bemis Manufacturing Company for generations. We manufacture the products that might be taken for granted, and we make them better, stronger, and more exciting every year! Because at Bemis, we have Higher Standards for Everyday Products™.
Bemis Manufacturing has been in the family since 1901. Since then, we have quietly grown to become an innovative and diverse manufacturer serving multiple markets worldwide.
Today, you will find Bemis? products in homes, office buildings, hospitals, schools-- and probably even in your own back yard. Because at Bemis, we are committed to our founding principles as we have ever been and that is what sets us up for future success!
Bemis Manufacturing Company
300 Mill Street
P.O. Box 901
Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin 53085-0901
920-467-4621
800-558-7651
Fax 920-467-8573
E-mail: corp@BemisMfg.com
Mrs. Hoffa said:
Nice choice MRS. H. :+waving-5
Hi Mrs Hoffa,
Nice to see you posting........:+flipping
Scarlett
Nice to see you posting........:+flipping
Scarlett
My outhouse dosn't have a toilet seat. Boy are you guy's lucky. I guess I'll have to look for a toilet seat at Olson's Mercantile(Little House On The Prairie) UNION MADE OF COURSE!!! If there were no unions, everyone would be making peanut's. Average worker's wage $30,000 PER YEAR, Average CEO wage 1 million plus bonus!!! Anything wrong with this picture? :frustrate
:+signs13- Thanks for the great contest grading!!!!Glaken, I've never said anything bad about you or any of the mod's at EOG. Alway's appreciated the job you guy's are doing, but when you start bashing me, that's enough. You have time to bash me on the forum's, but not time to send out the box of goodies you promised to other poster's and grade the contest's you are supposed to be grading. I don't want that box of goodies, send them to the Red Cross, I'm sure someone there can use them. Thanks
I know I had a problem with your friend K-One, but he was the one that started it and if you look at the past threads, you will see that. I really enjoyed this site but am tired of the favortism. I wish you and EOG the best. If I win the $25 bet jam contest for today, donate it to your favorite charity. Thank You Best Wishes General and Shrink, Keep up the sobriety. You will be happy and it will make you better people, and I do mean that. Best of luck
I know I had a problem with your friend K-One, but he was the one that started it and if you look at the past threads, you will see that. I really enjoyed this site but am tired of the favortism. I wish you and EOG the best. If I win the $25 bet jam contest for today, donate it to your favorite charity. Thank You Best Wishes General and Shrink, Keep up the sobriety. You will be happy and it will make you better people, and I do mean that. Best of luck
Glacken, since you have time to reply to a thread about toilet seat's, I'm sure all contest's will be graded and everyone that has a box of goodies owed them will get one. I was going to post on here that everyone should be patient with you, knowing that you are very busy, but when you are posting nasty replies to people about toilets seats, You must have more time than I thought. WORK BEFORE PLAY! :+signs13-
I realize I'm am going to get raked over the coal's for the last couple of post's on here, but I only speak the truth. Not knowing Glaken, I would never reply to one of his post's with the :+signs13- sign. I know this is his way of getting me back for standing up to his friend K-One. If K-One responded to your thread that he was f-cking your Mother, I,m sure any posters on EOG would not appreciate that and I don't think Glacken would either. Glacken, have a nice lunch with K-one in Vegas in early May!! :nono
FROG, who among us wouldn't want to try that just once?OMNIVOROUS FROG said:
I'm happy to report that the new toilet seat is a big hit. Gofer5, hit the bran flakes and c'mon by and take it for a test drive, I believe you'll find the peace and calm you're looking for.
kelp0027
EOG Dedicated
..jimbo:
pooper alert..!!
actually; for both psychological and phisiological reasons; a toilet should be low; like a child's toilet; so the defacator has to squat; this allows for max clearance of sigmoid and lower colon; with maximum psychological advantage...
gl
btw;
gr8 to hear from mrs. hoffa..!!!
gl
:+signs8-1
pooper alert..!!
actually; for both psychological and phisiological reasons; a toilet should be low; like a child's toilet; so the defacator has to squat; this allows for max clearance of sigmoid and lower colon; with maximum psychological advantage...
gl
btw;
gr8 to hear from mrs. hoffa..!!!
gl
:+signs8-1
I think there's something to be said regarding your geometric configuration for evacuation of the vault Kelp.
i hate those cushy seats...seems less hygenic for some reason.
good luck though...
good luck though...
gofer5 i feel you man. You just need to be really damn annoying if you want some things does around here. Glaken is a slaker, what can we do =)
Maybe shrink can hire Jack of Hearts to grade all the contests. Now that guy is good!
Do it man.. you won't be disappointed.
Maybe shrink can hire Jack of Hearts to grade all the contests. Now that guy is good!
Do it man.. you won't be disappointed.
The General
Another Day, Another Dollar
Guys, we are working to get this contest stuff under control. It will all be caught up asap. I am truly sorry. An issue arised beyond our control.
