To even be considered in the same class as you Beaner would be an honor to any man. I choked, I blew it, man and that would have completely changed my life too. I could have flown to Boston and met my hero, we could drink Guinness and trade Irish Hurling stories. Then we could talk about the great Cascade robbery, I will NEVER forget that.
After that we can have a "realist" discussion and talk about all of the groups that are ruining it for "us" folks. Man, oh man, what will I do now that I've lost the faith of my fearless leader BeanTown Jim
I only hope one day you can take me under your wing and teach me all your worldly knowledge. In exchange, I'll contact my secret KGB operatives and track down that Russian who stole your lawnmower.