Reindeer Games: Momma Vs Wilson

Re: Reindeer Games: Momma Vs Wilson

Wilson, Your record is 4-1 not 3-2, as I am 1-0. The Browns will be my final play this week. You need to practice your math. I will see you when I get home.
 
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Cleveland Browns +3, this line will drop, get on it early and hard, just the way I like it. Sorry Wilson but there has to be some eligible bachelors on this site.


I told everyone the line would drop, hopefully some of you guys got on the Browns at +3. I would like to say this was a sharp play but a push does not qualify. I should have bought the hook when I placed the wager, that would have been the right move.

Wilson 4-1
Momma 1-0-1
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Momma, sorry but I have a sure thing, Mr Anton fade system in full effect.

Chicago Bears -3 1/2

Yeah baby, as Mr Luck would say, "winna winna chicken dinna"!
 
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Wilson,

Anton seems to be a nice man (or boy) and could be a good handicapper, you never know. Fading him is not what I would do, but do what you want.

My selection tonight is

Da Bears over 36
 
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Also, Thanks guys for all the kind private messages. Visit me at Match.com and we can arrange some private time. Wilson will be moving out soon and Momma will have alot of free time on her hands (if you know what I mean).
 
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Oh, and Shrink, I cannot meet you in Richmond on Sunday, the drive is too long and I have some personal things to attend to. If you would like to chat, send me a PM, I will be sure to respond. I am sorry that your stepson is a perv like mine, pornography will ruin a child. Thank you for the invitation and the money you wired me, it was a nice gesture.
 
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Easy money Wilson, you have some work to do if you want to win this one.

Momma: 2-0-1

Take that to the bank boys.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Momma and I didn't have internet last night so we couldn't post our plays and I went the first night in a long time without porn, rough night for me. Momma has been talking to some of you pervs here at EOG, make sure you wear a rubber if you bang her, she has been rode hard and put away wet and I don't need any brothers or sisters.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Momma: OAKLAND -3

Wilson: Under Pitt 37
KC +3

Momma told me to post this pick, she has been sick and in bed all last night and all day today. Four doctors have been tending to her, alot of grunting and groaning coming out of her room. When I did see Momma the kind doctors were giving her a bath, she looked really tired and was sweating like she had a fever. The doctors are video taping her sickness, they said they have never seen anything like it.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Wilson I would wish you luck but I am rooting for momma.


Mr Ballwonder, I always wish you luck even though you banged my Momma and ate all my lebanon bologna. You left your shoes under my Momma's bed, if you want them back send me a 1/2 pound of bologna.
 

ballwonder

EOG Master
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Why do I feel the bologna is rancid. I want my shoes or I am contacting the authorities and they will arrest you for theft of my shoes.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Why do I feel the bologna is rancid. I want my shoes or I am contacting the authorities and they will arrest you for theft of my shoes.


With a mugshot like that I know you have a record, go ahead and call the police, I will tell them that you violated your parole. Momma said stop PM'ing her, she said one night with you was all you paid for and if you want more make a deposit in her paypal account. You two are sick but Momma bought me new underwear with the money you gave her so thanks.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Buffalo + 6 1/2

Momma is still be tended to by the doctor's but this morning the hospital sent five different guys in to help her. They ran out of video tape and made me go to the store to get more last night. Why would they want to tape her being sick? The new doctors brought all digital equipment in today and extra lighting. Weird stuff.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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The doctors have left, they worked on Momma all day and night long. She came out of her bedroom today and looked like she had been beat up. She called off of work and said she is gonna sleep all day. She sent me to the drug store for vagisil, gatorade and some tux medicated pads. I hope she feels better today.
 

stormtrooper

EOG Member
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Momma I wanted to make sure you are ok. Is your instant messaging working? I sent you messages all weekend.

Wilson, you are a idiot. Your mom is a cum dump, everyone knows it but you. You joke about her being a whore but you fail to grasp the concept that she actually is one. I like that about her, for $100 I can get my rocks off, your mom is one good lay. I banged your mom in your room one day when you were working, I left you a little surprise on your comforter. If I was your dad I would sign you up for the marines and slap a semper fi bumper sticker on your fat ass and send you on your way. Don't be surprised if you see me Christmas morning you fat fuck.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Stalking me on the internet to get closer to Momma isn't weird? I might joke about Momma being a whore but she's really not. You are a sad little man, you are lucky Momma does not really read too much on here but I will make sure she reads that comment. I might post your real picture on here, yep, i will.
 
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I had an interest in your Momma until I read some of the rude comments you wrote about her. You are a sad boy Wilson. Always respect your parents no matter what. I have been talking to your Mom, she is a nice lady and does not deserve to be treated like this. Get some help. By the way, stormtroopers avatar and picture look the same, he could be your Dad.
 

stormtrooper

EOG Member
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How are you going to show your Mom my post without her seeing yours saying she has been rode hard and put away wet? Good luck with that fat boy. you remind me of that little fat boy from the movie Bad Santa.

 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Does that turn you on pedophile? Stay away from my Momma.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Back to making money,

Seattle + 5 1/2

Momma is still sleeping, time to increase my lead and record.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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7-3 baby, only one week left, I love the NFLX

I might add NFLX Expert under my avatar!
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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It's tough being a premier handicapper with mad skills. If anyone wants to buy my picks from here out they are for sale. Tylenol PM me for more info.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Alot of you posters here at EOG are not that sharp, I called Frog=Anton 10 days ago and got scolded by Mr Hoffa:

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I wish I could say "Thanks Dad"



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Your whole doofus act is lame Wilson. If you think it's cute and funny you are mistaken.
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Mr Hoffa, respectfully I will say this to you, I do not intend to be cute, maybe funny. It is your choice to read my threads, I will stay out of the main forum and stick to my own threads. I will have to remove you from Momma's list, but you still are one of my favorite moderators.

Mr Frog Chigurh and Mr Winbet, I offer you my deepest apology if I have offended you in anyway.
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Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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I just asked Mr Shrink to get in the football challenge, if it's not too late watch out, gonna show you guys my mad handicapping skills.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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These are my picks for the EOG/Docs NCAA football contest.

Baylor +12
Akron +26 1/2
West Mich +14
UAB +14
La Tech +8 1/2
Bowling Green +13
West Mich +14 (Best Bet)
 
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