Monkey hands down
He's the best at everything. But he lost a poker game once. And he's never wrong.
Me...well I don't like Trump so that makes me a dipshit lib. I am stupid. I've made some of the dumbest posts ever. And I collect a welfare check
There are some other adjectives but I honestly don't know what they mean.
Oh yeah almost forgot I'm a stalker and need to get out more
Hope this helps