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'Yale's Goalkeeper' Saves 5 Penalties with His Face in Funny New Sketch​


The above sketch is going viral, and with good cause—it's pretty darn funny.
In it, Yale and North Carolina have played out a 2-2 draw, and it is up to Yale goalkeeper Scott Sterling to become a hero in the resulting penalty shootout.
He does it by saving all five of the Tar Heels' penalties with his face, although after the first one or two, he doesn't know much about what is going on.
The guys at BYUtv find numerous amusing ways to get Sterling to save the spot-kicks despite his bloodied, agonised face, while the sketch also contains great lines such as "His trainer takes him off the field like a moustached lion dragging a gazelle through the Serengeti."
 
Scott Sterling is a character of Studio C. He is a soccer and volleyball player for Yale University who has the tendency to get hit in the face with a ball. Sterling's popularity grew the first day that he was seen. By the end of the week, his video had over ten million views. Scott Sterling was so popular that he appeared in five more videos, including YouTube's official recap of the year 2016. His videos currently have a combined total of over 130 million views on Studio C's channel (the first-ever character to do so), while appearances on other channels combine to a total of more than 360 million views. He was also referenced in Season 50 and the introduction of Season 9 Episode 1.
 
Pale Horsey:

This was done intentionally, they want to keep painting umpires like dummies. Do you really think in the history of baseball (modern) that we just now see an umpire lose track of balls and strikes for the first time as they’re pushing robots on you all? What a convenient coincidence! This was a planned scripted part of the present times. Discernment folks. They want to normalize non human things so you’ll accept them in everyday life soon even more so. This guy is a lying cheat of a man too.
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Eventually it will be revealed that Judge or Jap have "bionic" parts. By then it will be accepted as normal and then a small skip, hip hop and jump away from human hybrids then full robots that don't get injured and have highest quality ability, entertainment. Sports will be determined to be too dangerous and difficult for humans. I had no idea I was living at the end of our elegant human civilization. 70's and 80's was the end. 90's is when things started to go sideways. One thing I can't complain about. Was born just early enough.
 
Will be interesting to see howid creative they can get. You'd think run out of ideas in a sport like baseBAAL but who knows. Maybe they can keep coming up with new material all 162.
 
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These boneheaded mistakes are intentional and you can see it all over the league. Highly paid actors playing like amateurs. This is the rigged #MLB showing its true colors. Couldn’t be more obvious.
 
Why would they do this to a beloved sport like baseball that is still wildly popular? It's because their goal is not ratings and growing the game. The people they serve don't give a shit about that. They are paid to mock the fansonly and perform satanic rituals. Doing a banger job both.
 
It didn't use to be like this. There were wild games and wild incidents but they were rare and special like George Brett pine star game or Tigers / White Sox disco demolation. Now it is just another Jason Day.
 
The one where the ump forgot the count

Well so did the entire defensive team on the field and the dugout who track pitches and the scoreboard.

The defensive team is as much at fault as the ump is

Where is the criticism for the pitcher and catcher and the pitching coach who all lost track of the count
 
I dismissed Pale Horsey calling them paid actors as engagement hyperbole. I now think he is right. Catch the ump who called him out smiling at the beginning.
 
This is going to be every night for 162. You are about to witness the most retarded season in MLB history. Everything you can't imagine will happen.
 
The pussy refs everywhere is part of this. You can't watch a Coach Prime game without pussy on the field. There is another scandal. A few of them are pretty. Only a matter of time. Only a matter of time.
 
lol Marlins Tigers home plate ump tells Marlins bench to quit chirping ... if you don't like the call challenge and they've already lost their first challenge
 
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