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[Sam Odom]

CBSNEWS Chief White House correspondent John Roberts described the President?s selection of Judge Samuel Alito as ?sloppy seconds? during today?s press gaggle with White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan.

John Roberts: ?So, Scott, you said that -- or the President said, repeatedly, that Harriet Miers was the best person for the job. So does that mean that Alito is sloppy seconds, or what??

 

[ZZ CREAM]

The US asked for Bush and now you have him! Like a marriage, for better or worse. So when is the better? I'm even starting to feel sorry for Dubya. His bumble-itis is not his fault. We all knew about that in advance!

 

[Cobbler]

Bush is simply Jimmy Carter with a better looking daughter. Maybe that's why Roberts had sloppy seconds on his mind.