This gal is HOT!

MRRIGHT

MRRIGHT

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Yes I am talking about Ann Coulter. :houra :houra

And she has a brain to back up her good looks. Even you lefties have to admit that she is one sexy doll.
 
Doc Mercer

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Re: This gal is HOT!

ENCINO, California - The vitriolic blonde, right-wing author, blogger and 9/11 widow basher, Ann Coulter, is the model for a new adult toy, a blow-up doll, which debuted on November 7th, election day, and sales have been a huge disappointment for the manufacturer.


"We thought this was shooting fish in a barrel," said Jeff Larson, owner of the Encino based Adult Novelty Superstore. "We read the blogs, the fan sites, we know Republican guys have the hots for her, but apparently not enough to buy her doll."


<center> <cite>Yet another disappointment for the Republicans, the Ann Coulter blow up doll.</cite>
</center> Although she never approved of the creation of the doll, Larson said there has been no contact from Coulter's representatives.
The Coulter blow up doll was a manufacturing challenge, a direct result of her skeleton-like appearance and Adam's apple. "We went back and forth with our manufacturer in Taiwan and trying to get the look right required a little improvising," Larson explained. "The neck is from a male blow up doll and we had to re-engineer a series of molds to get the look right, well, right for Ann that is."

The grand total of doll sales was only two units, but recent news dropped that figure down to one. Chad Conrad Castagana, the man arrested for sending threatening letters to Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Jon Stewart and Keith Olbermann, was one of the two buyers.

"I saw that story on the news and as soon as I saw the name, I knew one of the boxes I just shipped would probably be coming back. I don't think they allow blow up dolls in prison," Larson said.​
Voters sent a signal to the politicians and, apparently, that same signal is being sent to sex toy manufacturers trying to create products attractive to Republicans.

"I can tell you the Michelle Malkin doll we had in the works won't be introduced to the marketplace anytime soon," Larson said.
 
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MRRIGHT

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Re: This gal is HOT!

Come on now you guy's, you cannot honestly tell me that you would kick her out of the sack. She has no Adam's apple. She is about as sexy as they come! :doggie :smokesmal
 
WhatsHisNuts

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Re: This gal is HOT!

MRRIGHT said:
Come on now you guy's, you cannot honestly tell me that you would kick her out of the sack. She has no Adam's apple. She is about as sexy as they come! :doggie :smokesmal
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I can honestly tell you that I would kick her out of the sack and out of my house. She's ugly, out and in.
 
Doc Mercer

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Re: This gal is HOT!

Mr Right ...

I gather you spent the last 10 yrs in the Penal System ???

Coulter is about as hot as Bush's Military resume ...
 
MRRIGHT

MRRIGHT

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Re: This gal is HOT!

Anti,

You know you want her. BTW, how did you know that there was a Ann Coulter blow up doll? I bet you have one.:LMAO :LMAO :LMAO
 
Doc Mercer

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Re: This gal is HOT!

Her act has soured even many from the Right ...

funny how she refers to Edwards as a "***" when his ass is a Married family
man ...

She claims to "support" the troops but has no problems personally trashing
Vietnam Vets like Cleland, Kerry and Murtha ...


Interesting how she lost her part of the Paula Jones case vs Bill Clinton ...
hmmmm .... she never talks about that does she?
 
MRRIGHT

MRRIGHT

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Re: This gal is HOT!

Just put aside her political beliefs and pretend that she is the lady nextdoor. If you can do that, i bet you would jump her bones in a hot second. :+oneofaki :smokesmal
 
DimeDR

DimeDR

Banned
dont know what gets you going, but coulter is a dog

dont know what gets you going, but coulter is a dog

 
Doc Mercer

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Re: This gal is HOT!

Dime:

Merlin would have no interest in any of those babes ....

He seems to lean more toward the "Mixture" crowd known as SHEMALES
 
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Road Dawg

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Re: This gal is HOT!

MRRIGHT said:
Come on now you guy's, you cannot honestly tell me that you would kick her out of the sack. She has no Adam's apple. She is about as sexy as they come! :doggie :smokesmal
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:hung:newsmile055::+paranoid:+thumbs-1:+peeing-2:3ddown::fainting::+sick-9+:puking::+paraanoid:+drinkking


MRRIGHT said:
Just put aside her political beliefs and pretend that she is the lady nextdoor. If you can do that, i bet you would jump her bones in a hot second. :+oneofaki :smokesmal
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If she lived next door to me, I'd move.
 
Doc Mercer

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Re: This gal is HOT!

If she moved next door I would train my 3 Shepherds to show her the
true meaning of "shock and awe" if her ass stepped one foot on my lot
 
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Re: This gal is HOT!

Mr Right .... this should get ya hard instantly !!

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Doc Mercer

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Re: This gal is HOT!

Check out Eva Braun Coulter with ol Matt Sanchez ....

Who is Matt Sanchez??

O'Reilly and Hannity introduced this hunky USMC reservist, Columbia University student and die-hard wing-nut to America on their GOP propaganda broadcasts. He came on to whine about Ivy League anti-military attitudes and, of course, he was a big star at this year's CPAC (where he got some kind of award not related to his penis size).

But while Ann Coulter was trying to smear devoted family man John Edwards as a "***got," Mr. Sanchez may have been wondering if anyone would out him as gay porn "actor" Rod Majors, star of the Republican family values flics, Jawbreaker, Donkey Dick and Glory Holes Of Fame 3. I don't know what Ann Coulter has to say about his much-touted "eleven inch uncut monster cock" but no doubt it had fellow CPAC attendee Mitch McConnell's little heart aflutter. McConnell never got to pose for a picture-- that we know of-- with Mr. Sanchez because Ann Coulter was all over him.

 
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This was great !!!

Coulter and Hannity probably both masturbated to their Hero Pat Tiillman ....
and how funny these 2 Nazi fucks had no Idea that Mr Tillman was against the "illegal war in Iraq" !!!

Media Matters - Hannity, Coulter "don't believe" that Tillman liked Noam Chomsky, opposed Iraq war; Tillman's mother disagrees

On the September 27 edition of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes, co-host Sean Hannity and right-wing pundit Ann Coulter told co-host Alan Colmes that they "don't believe" a report that Army Ranger Pat Tillman was a fan of leftist author Noam Chomsky, opposed the Iraq war, and planned to vote for Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) in the 2004 presidential election. But according to a September 25 San Francisco Chronicle report that Colmes cited, Tillman's mother said that he had planned to meet privately with Chomsky and that "Pat was very critical of the whole Iraq war." Tillman, a former pro football star, served in Iraq before being killed by friendly fire in Afghanistan in April 2004.
 
MRRIGHT

MRRIGHT

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Re: This gal is HOT!

Anti GWB said:
Mr Right .... this should get ya hard instantly !!

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I hope my wife doesn't see this post. She knows I have the hots for Ann, and she may make me change my posting name if she see's this. Thanks a lot Anti!!:+angry2-9
 
DimeDR

DimeDR

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Re: This gal is HOT!

now trot out that sexless blonde again vs my lineup, jimmy the greek wouldnt put it on the big board
 
Doc Mercer

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Re: This gal is HOT!

Here is Mr Rights Fantasy babe:

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