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Dell Dude

EOG Master

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I want to be know as the first poster banned from EOG. Make it happen Kenny Boy or I will start posting that rumor about you having genital herpes and paying Journeyma'am $2000 a month as an off-topic power poster. nono

Also I would like to know if I can use this place as part of my fake job history. I got fired from my last job for showing up at work in my underwear and telling my boss off.

Thanks pal.
 
Hey Dell Dude,

What took you so long? Welcome to EOG .... We don't plan on banning anyone so maybe knowing this will save you some energy. Take a look around and make sure you come back everyday to enter the daily $25 FREE PLAY contest.

Later, Glaken
 
Dell Dude.

I'm sure it won't be fashionable to tell this to the guys who love giving me shit, but you are welcomed here.

And they are too...

I am grateful to ALL who have blasted me and given me all types of recognition...

Some I believe was deserved, some was not...

Also, if you send me an email with your address, I happen to have some EOG shirts already made up and I'll send one your way on Monday...hurray

THE SHRINK
 
Geez, I wonder if my Wissy boss would be so forgiving if I went back to the main office (with my pants on) and asked to be put back on the schedule.
 
I guess not. Was told I was trespassing and threatened to have the police called unless I left immediately. Now I see why I'm not getting any job interview calls. Time to implement the fake work history resume...
 
Dell Dude said:
I guess not. Was told I was trespassing and threatened to have the police called unless I left immediately. Now I see why I'm not getting any job interview calls. Time to implement the fake work history resume...

LOL...Yes the fake resume served Coach well a couple years ago if I remember correctly, I think it was an insurance job quickly followed by the deli stint.

Luck, G
 
Casey Jones said:
Dude , whats up with that Sig ? Is that you ?

Yes sir. Taken right before my final trip to Las Vegas where I went credit card bankrupt to the tune of $40,000. Just like the $7000 Tigers straight putt debacle two Tuesday's ago, all came down to Michigan State for $50,000 to close out an all or nothing $50,000 parlay. Shawn respert stabbed me in the back too. What made it worse was he was in one of my bullshitt easy credit classes. I don't even remember what it was. Sat right next to me. Asked how my weekend was. Just told him I had State plus the points. Didn't say how much.

"Ohhh! Sorry about that."

At least he apologized. I don't think Alan Trammell ever will.
 


In honor of Frank of Brat Camp, who was given the Sagewalk wilderness name Reluctant Bison Charging, I will name my profile sig Defiant Tiger Kiting. "Defiant" because bouncing $12,000 in EFT's only made me more determined to win $120,000. "Kiting" is self explanatory. And "Tiger" because the Tigers were the team that stuck the badbeat killshot knife in my back.

I AM DEFIANT TIGER KITING!
 
<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="90%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Quote:</TD></TR><TR><TD class=quote>From: chrisj@betmaker.com
To: Tlpnlxz@yahoo.com
Subject: Joseph, your account has been credited
Date: 23 Aug 2005 12:23:10 -0600


Hello Joseph,

My name is Chris, the New Accounts Manager with Betmaker. I want to
personally thank you for signing up with us.

Betmaker and I appreciate the opportunity to serve you!

To show our appreciation I have credited your account with $25
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straight
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In addition to the free $25, when you make your first deposit, you will
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you all about them later.

If you don?t recall your account number/password or if you have any
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We look forward to serving all of your betting needs!

Sincerely,


Chris Jordan
New Account Manager
www.betmaker.com
1-800-644-6405 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="90%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Quote:</TD></TR><TR><TD class=quote>BM1896
Current Balance: $ 25.00 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="90%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Quote:</TD></TR><TR><TD class=quote>From: chrisj@7palms.com
To: Tlpnlxz@yahoo.com
Subject: Joseph, your account has been credited
Date: 23 Aug 2005 12:15:59 -0600

Hello Joseph,

My name is Chris, the New Accounts Manager with 7palms. I want to
personally thank you for signing up with us.

7palms and I appreciate the opportunity to serve you!

To show our appreciation I have credited your account with $25
(Absolutely
Free!) in order to try out our services.

All you have to do is log into your account at www.7palms.com and you
will
find that you have an available balance of $25 to play on a straight
bet or
parlay. You can make this play over the internet or call me at
1-800-606-
3093 and I will be happy to personally assist you.

In addition to the free $25, when you make your first deposit, you will
be
eligible for a 20% bonus (up to $500) on the amount of your deposit. We
also offer many additional benefits for are valued players?but I can
tell
you all about them later.

If you don?t recall your account number/password or if you have any
questions at all just respond to this e-mail or call me at
1-800-606-3093.

We look forward to serving all of your betting needs!

Sincerely,


Chris Jordan
New Account Manager
www.7palms.com
1-800-606-3093 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="90%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Quote:</TD></TR><TR><TD class=quote>VP194
Current Balance: $ 25.00 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

I needed a miracle and I may have gotten one. Have two chances to avoid that dreaded Wendy's job interview Friday morning.


Fukk you Dave Thomas!
Full suicide parlay ahead!
 
Seven Sweaty Palms

</SPAN><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="90%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Quote:</TD></TR><TR><TD class=quote>Parlay Wager
Team 1 MLB [902] WAS 1.69 Action Aug-23 19:05
Team 2 MLB [904] PIT u8 1.95 J MARQUIS -R/Z DUKE -L Aug-23 19:05
Team 3 MLB [905] ATL 1.97 Action Aug-23 20:05
Team 4 MLB [922] NYY -1? 2.15 J TOWERS -R/A LEITER -L Aug-23 19:05
Risking $25 to win $326.46
Status : Accepted
Ticket #: 1481916
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Bet Faker

<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="90%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Quote:</TD></TR><TR><TD class=quote>STRAIGHT BET
[904] PIT u8-105 ( J MARQUIS -R / Z DUKE -L )

25/23.81</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>



Deadicated to Howie of Big Brother VI
 
deller i have learned that when you apply for $7 an hour scrub jobs, make sure to leave off you got a mathy math degree at state. they'll say you're overqualified and if you're lucky they'll give you chili with a finger in it for your parting gift
 
Went 1-4 Sunday night, 0-6 last night. Let's make it 0-4 tonight for a 10-bet losing streak and 1-14 last 15. What the hell? Same as 14-1 if the 1 was all or nothing.

dogtoilet
 
compaqdork said:
deller i have learned that when you apply for $7 an hour scrub jobs, make sure to leave off you got a mathy math degree at state. they'll say you're overqualified and if you're lucky they'll give you chili with a finger in it for your parting gift

I am going to tell PayPal you asked me to send you an instant transfer and that you would send it back to me so I could make that $2200 debit card purchase for you. You assured me you had the money in your checking account but your credit cards were all maxed out so you would reimburse me in CASH Monday morning but stiffed me instead.

The only thing left is to figure out what to say the charge was for. Can't say gambling because PayPal would charge it back and I'd lose my WSEX account.
 
Dell Dude said:
I guess not. Was told I was trespassing and threatened to have the police called unless I left immediately. Now I see why I'm not getting any job interview calls. Time to implement the fake work history resume...

:+big-1+
 
Is this the real Dell Dude? :+clueless

If so, you remember me Dell, make me believe it's you........:cheers
 
My new suicide pawlay and rooster thread. This was my debutantè post at the EOG. Shrink had some kind of goofy promotion where if you made X amount of posts, you get an Rx T-shirt. I qualified but no T-shirt. History doesn't repeat but it rhymes. Here we are again all these years later and JK is refusing to grade my be best winners. Never got the T-shirt and the Shrink died. Perhaps you should rethink your position, JK.
 
I come into this new (old) thread with a $12,000 bases hit. Should have been higher but Padres choked in September. Chance to redeem theyselves in October.
 
The thread walkoff password is Lions vs Bills. Every dirty trick in the book to make it worth millions.
 
Hello. We are almost to the end of the MLB regular season. I have several tickets that have a chance or will result in payouts. Almost entirely round robins except for 1 Cleveland Guardians straight @ +5000 bet August 20.

Not one of these have a cashout option. They did at one time but taken away. Can you explain to me why? At this point it doesn't matter. Will be graded by Sunday. But I would like to know why I don't have the option to cashout tickets that are likely to result in payouts.

Here is the Guardians ticket. At no time was there ever a cashout offer.


Hi JOSEPH,

Thank you for contacting FanDuel Customer Support.

Unfortunately, the cash-out option is not always available and, per our house rules, we reserve the right to suspend or disable the Cash-Out feature at any time. You can identify an eligible wager by looking for a symbol of a dollar bill with an arrow pointing up on the market. However, please be aware that while it may be advertised, it’s not always guaranteed due to market suspensions or odds changes and the expectation of a Cash-Out should not be a determining factor when placing a wager. We apologize for any confusion and hope this information is helpful.

Please let me know if you have any other questions and I'll be happy to help.

Best,

Your FanDuel Team
 
$7500 of payout gone to pay taxes and rent. This was a soft fail. Partial refund and not enough to blast through debt, expenses.
 
2 tickets saved me. clevfan straight and Blue Jays rooster with soccer over. If not for those, around $2000.
 
Teams I think make the playoff or may make the playoff. Straights for these teams. Roosters for teams I think may win it alls.

Arizona State
+15000
NCAAF FBS CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER 2025-26
College Football Futures 2025-26
Jan 19, 2026, 4:30pm MST
$75.00
TOTAL WAGER
$11,325.00
TOTAL PAYOUT
Cash out $75.00
Reuse selection
BET ID: O/0044609/0021838
PLACED: 9/29/2025 6:35AM MST

BYU
+25000
NCAAF FBS CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER 2025-26
College Football Futures 2025-26
Jan 19, 2026, 4:30pm MST
$50.00
TOTAL WAGER
$12,550.00
TOTAL PAYOUT
Cash out $50.00
Reuse selection
BET ID: O/0044609/0021837
PLACED: 9/29/2025 6:35AM MST

SMU
+75000
NCAAF FBS CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER 2025-26
College Football Futures 2025-26
Jan 19, 2026, 4:30pm MST
$50.00
TOTAL WAGER
$37,550.00
TOTAL PAYOUT
Cash out $14.57
Reuse selection
BET ID: O/0044609/0021836
PLACED: 9/29/2025 6:35AM MST
 
Current and new rooster menu:

MLB leagues, World Cereal
NFLe divisions, conferences, Super Show
College football conferences, champion
NBA Cup, divisions, conferences, champion
College baskets conferences, champion
Assy Open
Yes Masters
 
Main teams, players:

Tigers, Padres
Lions, Bills
Oregon
Detroit Basketball, Heat Culture
Izzo
Big Ben, Big Ryby
Rosey boy
 
This is why I took almost everything out. Not right state of mind. Would have wanted to bet everything all at once. Plenty of time to do it right.
 
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