Who was the first actress y'all whacked off to ?

#1
I assume most of us, started this in a rather normal way ?

For me ( born in late 63)....I don't remenber exactly when/who, but I can guess :

I must have been around 12.

It had to be Barbara Eden ( Jeannie), or the GI girls....Dawn Wells (Maryanne). or Tina Louise (Ginger)

I probably first yanked my crank to Barbara Eden (Jeanniie), wish I could remember
 
#5
Re: Who was the first actress y'all whacked off to ?

I think it was some girls who were on that "1st and Ten" show on HBO years ago. They had some hot ones! :)
 
#6
Re: Who was the first actress y'all whacked off to ?

Greetings:

The first actress the Munchkin Man ever fell in love with was Donna Douglas, who played Elly Mae Clampett on The Beverly Hillbillies.

The Munchkin Man wanted to be one of her "critters."

As far as actually doing anything about it physically, the Munchkin Man refrained.

The Munchkin Man's mother told the Munchkin Man that wasn't nice.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 
#7
Re: Who was the first actress y'all whacked off to ?

Munchkin Man :

who ya kidding?


Harry Reames of the 13" Monster in Deep Throat had ya unzipping your shorts
quicker than me opening up a Bud Lite this time of day
 

NoNewbieca

EOG Dedicated
#8
Re: Who was the first actress y'all whacked off to ?

Could have been Nova from Planet of the Apes (Linda Harrison):



But more likely it was Cheryl Tiegs in the SI Swimsuit:

 
#9
Re: Who was the first actress y'all whacked off to ?

Munchkin Man :

who ya kidding?


Harry Reames of the 13" Monster in Deep Throat had ya unzipping your shorts
quicker than me opening up a Bud Lite this time of day
Why did you have to bring up that film, just at the exact moment the Munchkin Man opened a can of Coca-Cola?

Now the Munchkin Man can't get that Coca-Cola scene out of his mind.

"Things go better with Coke!"

Now the Munchkin Man feels like pouring it out.

Munchkin Man
 
#10
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Muchkin is "back and alive"

Heres to your can of Coke as I open up a bud lite !!!!


:+textinb3:+textinb3:+textinb3:+textinb3
 
#18
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Got $100 that Munson says the chick on I DREAM OF JEANNIE

either that or Andy Gibbs babe on DALLAS ....
 
#20
Re: Who was the first actress y'all whacked off to ?

I assume most of us, started this in a rather normal way ?

For me ( born in late 63)....I don't remenber exactly when/who, but I can guess :

I must have been around 12.

It had to be Barbara Eden ( Jeannie), or the GI girls....Dawn Wells (Maryanne). or Tina Louise (Ginger)

I probably first yanked my crank to Barbara Eden (Jeanniie), wish I could remember

You and I came up about the same time. I can't remember either but now I am thinking about maybe popping one to Ginger and Maryanne for old times sake. What the hell, maybe I will throw in Jeannie and call it a gang bang.
 

Jaystokes

EOG Enthusiast
#30
Re: Who was the first actress y'all whacked off to ?

ahh yes that is her. it was a weird feeling the first time cause i didnt know waht i was doing and it felt so good at the end
 
#31
Re: Who was the first actress y'all whacked off to ?

ahh yes that is her. it was a weird feeling the first time cause i didnt know waht i was doing and it felt so good at the end
Jay,

If you can find it, there is a movie called Blown Away. Not the one with Jeff Bridges, but a very B rated classic with Nicole and both Corey's, Haim and Feldman.

A very young Nicole is naked about 60% of the time in the movie. It's stupid but her body is great.
 
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