Reindeer Games

[Wilson]

I am gonna post another play tonite. I have learned great money management skill from you guys here at eog and i am going to wager 1 tenth of my bankroll on this game tonite. My friends think I am a great handicapper, they have some kewl nicknames they call me. My one friend calls me jackass and fat ass, I don't like those two names but this one guy calls me "Fade". I like that name alot, sounds kewl. I give out my picks everyday, well not everyday, some days we don't get the newspaper and when it rains the sports section gets all messed up. Momma made me mad last week when she put the sports section on the bottom of her bird cage, it was hard to get the lines with bird poop all over the pages.

I am not sure which game I am going to post but it will be a good one.

[NowshesmyRuca]

Finally.......A poster as intelligent as myself.

[Wilson]

Just so you guys know, some people do appreciate my handicapping skills, this guy keeps calling my house trying to talk to me about sports wagering. He tries to give his plays but he wants money for them. Today I was taking a dump and I talked to him while I was on the toilet. I told him I was releasing my Reindeer Game of the week and he begged me for the play. I told him I was going to wager one tenth of my bankroll on this game tonite and he begged me for the play. I told him to call back when I was done using the toilet and I would have the game ready for him. When he calls back I will get his name. He asked me if he could use my play tonite and I told him yes, but only this time. I have to go wash my hands.

[Wilson]

That guy called me back and begged me for the game...I told him to take the over on the Mavericks game, his name was Jim Fest.

And that is my selection for the evening:

OVER 196 IN THE DALLAS MAVERICK'S GAME

Here is why I like this game:
Dallas rocks and New Orleans has nothing to lose tonite, they will be playing loose and full of confidence. I like seeing Marc Cuban cry when he loses, I am going to root for New Orleans tonite.

Good Luck fellow Eog'ers
Wilson-My friends call me "Fade"

Oh, I also asked Momma which she liked better, a Maverick or a Hornet, she said "Wilson, who the heck likes a hornet, any self respecting southern woman would take maverick over a hornet". I told her that a hornet could sting a maverick and she said that a maverick could step on a hornet. So, if I had to pick a team in this game, I would probably take the Mavericks. Momma got all worked up with me talking about cowboys that she locked herself in her room for the past hour. She's crazy.

[Wilson]

Gonna be a good night, Momma went out with her friend to IHOP for the buffet, they should be gone for a good while. I snuck some good stuff into the house tonite and got a 12 pack of it on ice right now. This will be the first time in over a month that I drank, mountain dew gets me all crazy.

2nd SELECTION FOR THE EVENING:
THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS PLUS 5 AND A HALF

Last nite it looked easy to take some of those teams and things didn't work out to well for alot of people here at eog. This game reminds me of last nite, everybody is counting the 76ers out, even Larry Brown retired. Lewis Williams will have a big game tonite. I'm feeling good and I am ready to be the best darn handicapper on eog. If I don't get to messed up on mountain dew I will have another play later on as long as Momma doesn't hog the computer.

Wilson- My friends call me "Fade"

[Wilson]

My Momma is home from the buffet and wants to use the computer so I have to go. She is always on these dating websites talking to guys, it would be funny if they really knew how big she is, she's pushing 250, maybe 265 after the buffet tonite. She tells all these guys she's 5 foot 5 and weighs 135 pounds.

My last play of the night is:

THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS PLUS 7

Good Night EOG
Wilson- My friends call me "Fade"

[Wilson]

Good morning EOG, 2-1 for my NBA career, got the newspaper early before Momma got it. I will study hard and try and come up with some more winners for today. Momma is making breakfast.

I love this little dancing guy.

[Wilson]

I got in an argument with this old guy at Walmart this morning. He was talking about politics and said the USA would never come out this recession. I told him that being in a recession wasn't a bad thing and he freaked out on me. He called me a dumbass and asked me if I even knew what a recession was. I told him that I am not a dumbass, I used to love recess in school and I have been having plenty of fun lately so if we are in a recession it is plenty fine with me. I am starting to not like old people, especially old people at Walmart.

[Wilson]

ha, when I googled rubber testicles this picture came up.

[Wilson]

Momma is crazzzzeeee. She just bet on a baseball game. She said she had a "special feeling" about the Astros today. She said last time she had that feeling she had me. She's going to bingo now so I can hang out with all you guys all day today. If the Astros win Momma said it is pizza and mouhtain dew tonite. I am their biggest fan right now.

[Wilson]

Originally Posted by RizzyT

Astros could be the play. Here's that sign up code a few of you asked about.

Bookmaker.com sign up code is WAGER. Enter WAGER as your Bonus Code
and get a 20 percent bonus.

http://www.bookmaker.com/?cmpid=********

Thx buddy. RizzyT, are you related to IceT?

[Wilson]

So far i asked 10 people who was gonna win the Lakers game and every person said the Lakers. I am gonna ask another 10, if at least 15 people say the Lakers my play of the day is gonna be on Denver. I asked Momma which she liked better, the Lakers or Nuggets and she said she like chicken mcnuggets and hates the water so she chose the Nuggets. She liked the Mavericks last nite, who knows, maybe Momma is a handicapping machine. They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, maybe I did get all my handicapping skills from her and not my degenerate gambling Poppy from Oklahoma.

[Wilson]

It's official:

REINDEER PLAYS OF THE DAY:

DENVER McNUGGETS -1
OVER ORLANDO 203

It will take Magic to beat a Raptor and Momma loves McNuggets.

Have fun today, basketball, hockey, baseball, nfl draft and star trek all in one day.

[Wilson]

Momma just broke the remote when she saw the Astros were losing. I told her that baseball is nine innings and anything can happen, I think she lost some money on one of Mr Richkas's horse races too.

[Wilson]

This lady should apply for a job at Walmart.

[Wilson]

Momma said this looked like her butt 19 years ago until i ruined her figure.

[Wilson]

Well, Momma's mad, she lost money on my over Orlando play, Mr Richass's horse race and on the Astros, she took the McNuggets with me. If they don't win it's gonna be a long nite. She's smoking camel no humps like they are going out of style. I told her I was sorry for the bad pick and that I would get her a EOG tank top. I hope you guys have 5x's, she's not a little woman. I am Denver's biggest fan right now.

[Wilson]

Momma's running around the house yelling "Damn rapist should be in jail". Allen Iverson needs some more tattoos.

[Wilson]

REINDEER PLAY OF THE DAY #3

OVER IN THE BOSTON CELTICS GAME 188

You've got my lucky charms, I think these guys play tonite. 188 points is alot but I think Atlanta will score some points tonite, maybe into the 90's. Momma said hawks can be pesty but Celtics have bow and arrows. Watch out hawks. Momma is still mad that Kobe Bryant is playing basketball, she thinks OJ and him had the same attorneys.

[Wilson]

If you put a chaluppa in your pocket chicks will love you. Who in their right mind would go to Taco Bell and not eat the chaluppa and put it in their pocket? I am gonna have to buy a whole bag of them cause I would have none left over. Chicks like chaluppas with bacon in them and dogs like bacon. If I walked in my house my mom would knock me out to get the chaluppa and I would wake up with my dog humping me. Weird stuff.

[Wilson]

[Wilson]

My new friends list here at eog:
Mr Richkass
Mr RoyalFan
Mr Idiotpayforprick

Thanks for being my friends guys.