Reindeer Games

[Wilson]

The spurs look like they had to many pancakes for breakfast this morning.

[Wilson]

Tim Duncan has kryptonite after shave, shaq is scared and weak and had to sit down. Momma took the Spurs and she is jumping around the living room, I am glad we don't have a basement.

[Wilson]

Over 100 in the 2nd half 100.

[Wilson]

9-8, I am feeling like, well last time I felt like this I spewed chowda like Mr. idiotpaysforprick. 6 feet of spew, all chowda.

[Wilson]

these are the rest of the plays for me tonite.

Over 76ers 180
Over sixers 1st half
over dallas 1st half
over dallas game

I am exhausted and Momma is lighting the candles on my Daddy's cake now. 35 candles with no one to blow them out. Momma can eat the whole cake by herself, at least we have mountain dew. Golf was tuff today, I am gonna root for the sixers tonite.

[Wilson]

My great grandma's & daddy's grave, Momma says they were kind people.

[Wilson]

over dallas 98 (1st half)
over dallas 195 1/2
over detroit 180
over detroit 89 (1st half)

[Wilson]

9-12-1

Rough nite last nite. Today is a new day and Momma is making some of her world famous hedge hog barbecue. Finger licking good.

[Wilson]

Mr Shrink likes the McNuggets tonite, I got them plus 5 right now, gotta find another winner or two to get back on the winning side. My shoulder hurts from golf yesterday, Momma said I should rub some rogaine on it and it will feel better.

[Wilson]

By the way, I totally messed up my chaluppa experiment. I went to Taco Bell last night and put two bacon chaluppa's in my pockets (I thought 2 would attract double the women). I walked into the local bar, sat down and ordered a mountain dew. Before I knew 2 dudes sat down next to me and started talking to me. One asked me what kind of after shave I was wearing. I think the chaluppas made them gay or something. When I got home I figured it out, guys like chaluppas that's why chicks put them in their purses, I had it all wrong. Just to let all you gay guys know, it works.

[Wilson]

That last McNuggets game was weird, Allen Iverson didn't play the last 10 minutes of the game. His nickname is "The Answer", well I have some questions for you Mr Iverson. Did you know I had money on your team and were you trying to make me lose? Don't you have enough money? Maybe Allen and Tim Donaghy talked on the phone before the game. I think he shot 5 for 16 or something like that, if he's not carefull they are going to rename him "Clank" or "Brick".

[Wilson]

Might have to take Mr idiotspayforprick off my friends list, I thought we had more in common.

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[Wilson]

I'm gonna go with the guy's picks I respect tonite, I am tired.

REINDEER GAMES OF THE NIGHT:

ATLANTA + 9 1/2
OVER ATLANTA 188
ATLANTA OVER TEAM TOTAL 90
DENVER +5

If I win I won't brag, If I lose I won't complain.

[Wilson]

12-13-1

The frog was on fire last night. Mr Shrink lost his game but that game could have gone either way. Mr Iverson needs to go home during the off season and come up with a new nickname for himself. Momma's making me a bowl of fruity pebbles, breakfast of champions.

[Wilson]

Well, me and Momma just got back from shopping for a new car. We test drove a bunch of cars, it was alot of fun. I felt bad for Momma, she could barely fit in most of them. I heard the salesman talking about Momma, he said "Gonna need the jaws of life to get that one out of the car" and he said "Quick, somebody get a crow bar and some vaseline, she's stuck". Momma finally found a sport utility she could fit in but the price was way to high. She did get stuck in a purple PT Cruiser, she looked good in it butt he steering wheel wouldn't turn because of her big stomach. One of the salesmen said she looked good in the car but she couldn't buckle the seat belt. The salesman offered her a seat belt extender, that's when Momma went off. The last time I saw her that mad was when I brought home McDonalds and I ate half her fries. She started yelling at the salesman asking him if he thought she was fat. At first he said no, then the jokes started coming. As she was walking away the salesman started with the "Your momma is so fat jokes", I gotta say, he was pretty funny. Here are a couple of the ones that made me laugh:

"Your Momma is so fat when she runs through the house she makes the cd player skip, at the radio station"

"Your Momma is so fat she puts mayonaise on aspirin"

"Your Momma is so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell Taxi"

"Your Momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu"

There were more, if I think of them I will put them in here. Anyway, nomore car shopping, strictly handicapping the rest of the day.

[Wilson]

The games I like without looking at the lines are, Detroit, New Orleans, Spurs and Utah. Gonna check the lines now.



I love this little dancing guy!!!

[spartacus]

I got the hornets at -6

[Wilson]

The best I can get on the hornets now is 6 1/2, not sure about that one. The game I like the most is the under in the Sixers game at 178. I am not sure either team can score 90, gonna ask Momma what she thinks of the game now.