This Weeks' NFL "Teaser From The Freezer"

[Jeff Jones]

Reading and hearing all the apocalytic weather reports regarding the Midwest during the night, I had to rush right down and tease

Bears Un 39.5
Bills Un 38

Now there are only two possible outcomes to this wager, both bad. Either if will win as a parlay for which I will not be hapoy, or one or both teams in each game will go on an historical point palooza and it will lose outright.

And that's the melancholic truthful beauty of sports gambling: You either lose or don't win as much as you believe you should.

[munson15]

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[3pointdog]

Originally Posted by Jeff Jones

Reading and hearing all the apocalytic weather reports regarding the Midwest during the night, I had to rush right down and tease

Bears Un 39.5
Bills Un 38

Now there are only two possible outcomes to this wager, both bad. Either if will win as a parlay for which I will not be hapoy, or one or both teams in each game will go on an historical point palooza and it will lose outright.

And that's the melancholic truthful beauty of sports gambling: You either lose or don't win as much as you believe you should.

the last line is almost as funny as one my father once told me....

that parlays killed more jews than hitler...(im jewish so its ok for me to put that one out here!!)

[munson15]

Originally Posted by 3pointdog

the last line is almost as funny as one my father once told me....

that parlays killed more jews than hitler...(im jewish so its ok for me to put that one out here!!)

I heard that one somewhere else, that's hilarious!