Gay Rod contest

[Mr. Smith]

predict how many men Gay Rod will strand on base in game1 and for the series.

Ill start

6 in game 1

218 for the series.

tie breaker: predict his series batting average. Ill say .118

[Salo]

I'll say .240 for the series

and he'll strand four on base in Game 1.

[Mr. Smith]

.240?


whoa.... thats a bold prediction.

yeah he might throw a few singles out there, maybe a meaningless HR in the 9th of a blowout yankee loss, but 240? how's he going to get to there?

[michael777]

i predict a rod will have a very good series

[dirty]

AROD will have a great series... I hate him but, but he will be fine...He single handedly was the reason the Yanks made the playoffs and he will perform in the playoffs...

It will not be enough though as they lose the division series and he will get blamed for it.

[sl55]

Different year,different results,we will see.

[Mr. Smith]

.000 so far. I knew I should have gone lower than .118

[Ball Rash]

chokerod

[Flamingo kid]

The list

Rank	Player	Team	Sport	Length of contract	Contract value (USD)	Average per year (USD)
1	Alex Rodriguez	Texas Rangers*	Baseball	10 years (2001-2010)	$252,000,000 [1]	$25,200,000
2	Derek Jeter	New York Yankees	Baseball	10 years (2001-2010)	$189,000,000 [2]	$18,900,000
3	Michael Vick	Atlanta Falcons	American football	10 years (2005-2014)	$167,000,000 [3]	$16,700,000
4	Manny Ramírez	Boston Red Sox	Baseball	8 years (2001-2008)	$160,000,000 [4]	$20,000,000
4	Fernando Alonso	McLaren	Auto racing	4 years (2007-2010)	$160,000,000 [5]	$40,000,000
6	Kimi Räikkönen	Ferrari	Auto racing	3 years (2007-2009)	$153,000,000 [6]	$51,000,000
7	Todd Helton	Colorado Rockies	Baseball	11 years (2001-2011)	$141,500,000 [7]	$12,863,636
8	Kobe Bryant	Los Angeles Lakers	Basketball	7 years (2004-2010)	$136,400,000 [8]	$19,485,714
9	Alfonso Soriano	Chicago Cubs	Baseball	8 years (2007-2014)	$136,000,000 [9]	$17,000,000
10	Peyton Manning	Indianapolis Colts	American football	7 years (2005-2011)	$132,500,000 [10]	$18,928,571
11	Jermaine O'Neal	Indiana Pacers	Basketball	7 years (2003-2009)	$126,558,000 [11]	$18,079,714
12	Kevin Garnett	Minnesota Timberwolves*	Basketball	7 years (1998-2004)	$126,000,000 [12]	$18,000,000
12	Barry Zito	San Francisco Giants	Baseball	7 years (2007-2013)	$126,000,000 [13]	$18,000,000
12	Vernon Wells	Toronto Blue Jays	Baseball	7 years (2007-2013)	$126,000,000 [14]	$18,000,000
12	Rashard Lewis	Orlando Magic	Basketball	6 years (2007-2012)	$126,000,000 [15]	$21,000,000
16	Michael Schumacher1	Ferrari*	Auto racing	4 years (1996-1999)	$124,000,000 [16]	$31,000,000
17	Chris Webber	Sacramento Kings*	Basketball	7 years (2001-2007)	$122,718,750 [17]	$17,531,250
18	Tim Duncan	San Antonio Spurs	Basketball	7 years (2003-2009)	$122,007,704 [18]	$17,429,672
19	Todd Helton	Colorado Rockies*	Baseball	8 years (2001-2008)	$121,000,000 [19]	$15,125,000
20	Shaquille O'Neal	Los Angeles Lakers*	Basketball	7 years (1996-2002)	$120,000,000 [20]	$17,142,857
20	Jason Giambi	New York Yankees	Baseball	7 years (2002-2008)	$120,000,000 [21]	$17,142,857
22	Carson Palmer	Cincinnati Bengals	American football	9 years (2006-2014)	$119,750,000‡ [22]	$13,305,555
23	Carlos Beltrán	New York Mets	Baseball	7 years (2005-2011)	$119,000,000 [23]	$17,000,000
24	Ken Griffey, Jr.	Cincinnati Reds	Baseball	9 years (2000-2008)	$116,500,000 [24]	$12,944,444
25	Donovan McNabb	Philadelphia Eagles	American football	12 years (2002-2013)	$115,000,000‡ [25]	$9,583,333
26	Kevin Brown1	Los Angeles Dodgers*	Baseball	7 years (1999-2005)	$105,000,000 [26]	$15,000,000
27	Jason Kidd	New Jersey Nets	Basketball	6 years (2003-2008)	$103,572,000 [27]	$17,262,000
28	Albert Pujols	St. Louis Cardinals	Baseball	7 years (2004-2010)	$100,000,000 [28]	$14,285,714
28	Carlos Lee	Houston Astros	Baseball	6 years (2007-2012)	$100,000,000 [29]	$16,666,666
28	Shaquille O'Neal	Miami Heat	Basketball	5 years (2005-2009)	$100,000,000 [30]	$20,000,000
	1 - retired	* - no longer on team			‡ - not guaranteed

[edit] Notes

[Ball Rash]

and he deserves every single penny of that salary in April kid

[mofome]

the skanks are awful. they should just be removed from the league. they buy their way to the playoffs and then waste everyones time getting smashed in them. id rather watch a real team lose than this bunch of overpaid clowns.

[The Devil]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

predict how many men Gay Rod will strand on base in game1 and for the series.

Ill start

6 in game 1

218 for the series.

tie breaker: predict his series batting average. Ill say .118

CAN I HAVE THE UNDER .118???? FOR THE MAX.....

[August West]

O-fer Rod
aka
Mr. Octchoker

[TomBrady#1]

Nice WOrk Mr SMith. Good to see you!!!

[SHAWN GOTTI]

Originally Posted by The Devil

CAN I HAVE THE UNDER .118???? FOR THE MAX.....

WHAT DID UR GAY LOVER REYES HIT THIS POST SEASON?

OH! THATS RIGHT THE FUCKING COCK SUCKING FUDGE PACKING METS CHOKED ON A COCK AND DIDNT EVEN MAKE THE POST SEASON!!!

[The Devil]

SHAWY BOY......YOU HAVE ROGER GOING IN GAME 3.......HE SHOULD RIGHT THE SHIP..........OR RUN IT UP ON A REEF.......I WILL LET YOU KNOW SUNDAY................

SIGNED:

YOUR PAL

THE DEVIL

[detroitdennis]

First it was the Mets, now its the YANKSSSS

[d ray]

a rod's last game as a yankee is sunday

[Mr. Smith]

LOL Gay Rod is in top playoff form again tonight.

K-K

Byrd is overpowering though, so its understandable!


I have Gay Rod under 1.5 hits tonight ....EASSSSSSSSSY MONEY

[OMNIVOROUS FROG]

Not so fast my friend...


Best Wishes...OF

[Flamingo kid]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

predict how many men Gay Rod will strand on base in game1 and for the series.

Ill start

6 in game 1

218 for the series.

tie breaker: predict his series batting average. Ill say .118

[Mr. Smith]

Originally Posted by OMNIVOROUS FROG

Not so fast my friend...


Best Wishes...OF

yeah I knew he would get at least 2 more at bats. I had a good night gambling, all is well. Indians series bet wins. Unfortunately I bet the Indians large yesterday and small tonight. oh well....

[mofome]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

yeah I knew he would get at least 2 more at bats. I had a good night gambling, all is well. Indians series bet wins. Unfortunately I bet the Indians large yesterday and small tonight. oh well....

i too would have had a good gambling night if i got paid per loss. clearly, on this day, the rules were in your favore.

[Salo]

How many RISP did he leave on in the series, I know he finished with a .267 average.

[RogueScholar]

I vote for this Gay Rod!

[Mr. Smith]

Gay-Rod batting average down to .143

bad by even his God-awful standards. Usually, this would be more of a post-season batting average for the fraud.

Paging Brian Mcnamee, this yankee needs a few booster shots in his ass.

since this was an old thread from 2007, maybe a new contestr, guess his batting average for 2009 regular season.

Ill say .204

generous, I know

[Doug]

I think he will do better than Big Pop-up

Boston Red Sox
Hitters	AB	R	H	RBI	BB	SO	LOB	AVG
Jacoby Ellsbury, CF	6	0	2	1	1	2	3	.297
Dustin Pedroia, 2B	6	1	4	1	1	1	4	.336
David Ortiz, DH	7	0	0	0	0	3	12	.208

12 LOB in one game !

[PassTheRock]

Yo, wait...where is John Cena?

[Timely Hero]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

Gay-Rod batting average down to .143

bad by even his God-awful standards. Usually, this would be more of a post-season batting average for the fraud.

Paging Brian Mcnamee, this yankee needs a few booster shots in his ass.

since this was an old thread from 2007, maybe a new contestr, guess his batting average for 2009 regular season.

Ill say .204

generous, I know

Maybe he can shoot up Ortiz as well. It seems Ortiz needs it more than A-Rod....

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[jete]

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[Adam Jones]

lets get this contest going

[Ditka]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

predict how many men Gay Rod will strand on base in game1 and for the series.

Ill start

6 in game 1

218 for the series.

tie breaker: predict his series batting average. Ill say .118

[Adam Jones]

bump

[Flamingo kid]

Originally Posted by TomBrady#1

Nice WOrk Mr SMith. Good to see you!!!

Yes, wonderful work. Another quality post from Massa Smith