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Old 05-29-07, 10:37 AM   #1
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GHETTO SPELLIN' Words:

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
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This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1.
Hotel
- I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2.
Dictate
- My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3.
Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.


4.
Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5.
Penis
- I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6.
Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel
."

7.
Undermine
- There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

8.
Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."!


Furthering your education with Today's Ebonics’ word....

Today's word is: "
OMELETTE "

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

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Old 05-29-07, 11:03 AM   #2
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LOL...

I am sure you can idenitify with #8 a lot...
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Old 05-29-07, 12:39 PM   #3
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Still Laughing Out Loud....nice.
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Old 05-29-07, 12:54 PM   #4
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Old 05-29-07, 08:20 PM   #5
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Just OLD Ebonics lingo from 10 plus years ago..retreads...way before HipHop..funny stuff 10 years ago...what do they call it now...Old School???
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Old 05-29-07, 08:22 PM   #6
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LOOK......I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO THE GHETTO!!! AND THATS EXACTLY HOW THEY TALK!!!
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Old 05-30-07, 07:18 AM   #7
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now that is some funny shit right there
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Old 05-30-07, 10:05 AM   #8
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Forclose: They're taking my trailer, but at least I dress well becuz I used my mortgage money forclose.
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Old 07-02-07, 09:15 PM   #9
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SWEET!!!
had me going there for a while.
kewl
keep it GH3TTO
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Old 07-02-07, 09:22 PM   #10
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Old 07-03-07, 03:05 PM   #11
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hmmm
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Old 07-03-07, 03:09 PM   #12
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Tanx Dirty!!!
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Old 07-03-07, 03:19 PM   #13
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More racial than funny, but to each their own.
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