[Flamingo kid]

I'll save you the trouble and the time, i'll recap what Goodell is going to say on his news conference. Here's what Goodell will say in a couple hours, summed up.

1) The Patriots didn't cheat, it was all a big mistunderstanding

2) The NFL is a clean league, no dishonesty goes on behind the scenes whatsoever.

3) Matt Walsh did not tape the Rams super Bowl walk thru. After all , he didn't give us a tape, so that means he didn't tape it.

4) We have a few bridges for sale, contact our sales department for more information.

5) Time to move on with our lives and just laugh about this silly distraction we've had over the last year.

[dirty]

Flamingo... Here is a Checklist for you to Perform before the News Conference when they announce Walsh gave them nothing else than they already had or the Pats admitted to

FLAMINGO KID SPYGATE PRESS CONFERENCE CHECK LIST

1. Take a Nice Warm/Hot shower to relax as Much as Possible
2. Eat I Nice Hot Bowl of Oatmeal or cook some Bacon, eggs, etc... You will need a nice full Stomach to it doesn't curdle. We don't want Projectile Puking
3. No Orange Juice.. Acid is not good for you in Situations like this
4. REMOVE ALL POISON FROM THE HOUSE -- This includes Drano, Liquid Plummer, Formula 409 (if you drink it you will puke masterfully), Ajax, Lye, etc....
5. REMOVE ALL FIREARMS FROM THE PREMISES -- We don't want you Injuring yourself or a neighbor in a fit of rage and random gun firing at the Brady's and Bellichek's Laughing At you with their Evil Laugh's at your Delusional Hallucinations.
6. If you Live above Ground Floor -- Please Nail Shut all windows...Don't need Human Road Kill on the Sidewalk if you decide to Jump and go splat on the Sidewalk....
7. Last But Not least... Please give this list to a Neighbor to Investigate and go over the checklist to be sure all Pre-Press Conference To Do List is complete....

Good Luck Buddy... We are Rooting for you

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20 Minutes Flamingo.. is the Checklist complete yet

[roseman]

Flamingo, didnt your team win the Superbowl? Time to move on like the rest of the world. Unless you live in Philly of course.

[TomBrady#1]

Originally Posted by roseman

Flamingo, didnt your team win the Superbowl? Time to move on like the rest of the world. Unless you live in Philly of course.

You would think so wouldn't you? Sadly FK has some issues. Get some help and battle your demons FK. You can beat them!

[Flamingo kid]

Thanks for all your support. I fight the good fight. I fight evil and will continue to do so till the end of time.

[pioneer]

Originally Posted by Flamingo kid

Thanks for all your support. I fight the good fight. I fight evil and will continue to do so till the end of time.

Dear Don Quixote(Flamingo Kid),
You're giving those of us who fight real evil a bad name. There is "evil" in this situation, but it's not on the part of the Pats. If Belichick is the only NFL coach (and I don't for a second believe that he is), who is stealing opponents defensive signals to assist his offense, then the other 31 NFL coaches should be fined for not trying their hardest to win!
Note well, my naive one, it is still not illegal to steal the opponents defensive signals(as I'm sure BB is still doing), it is only illegal to film/videotape them, a minor inconvenience. The Pats, as well as any other NFL team, are still free to tape the opponents game while simultaneously watching and manually recording the opponents defensive signals, and thus having some idea what defense will be used against their offense and then sending that information via radio helmet to their QB. If the NFL wants to eliminate this practice, all they have to do is use radio helmets also on defense. It's really rather incredible that in 2008 they still have not done so.

[Flamingo kid]

Originally Posted by pioneer

Dear Don Quixote(Flamingo Kid),
You're giving those of us who fight real evil a bad name. There is "evil" in this situation, but it's not on the part of the Pats. If Belichick is the only NFL coach (and I don't for a second believe that he is), who is stealing opponents defensive signals to assist his offense, then the other 31 NFL coaches should be fined for not trying their hardest to win!
Note well, my naive one, it is still not illegal to steal the opponents defensive signals(as I'm sure BB is still doing), it is only illegal to film/videotape them, a minor inconvenience. The Pats, as well as any other NFL team, are still free to tape the opponents game while simultaneously watching and manually recording the opponents defensive signals, and thus having some idea what defense will be used against their offense and then sending that information via radio helmet to their QB. If the NFL wants to eliminate this practice, all they have to do is use radio helmets also on defense. It's really rather incredible that in 2008 they still have not done so.