[Ego74]

The 99 cent store has security bars

All your neighbors have their pants down below their hips

2 hooded 5 year olds hold you up at gun point and demand your candy bar

Domino's won't come to your door, you have to come out to their car

Jeff Jones is living right down the hall from you

[crazyl]

Originally Posted by Ego74

All your neighbors have their pants down below their hips

I live in the suburbs, and most of the white kids around here dress this way. I guess that's the style now. The funny ones are the guineas that try to be black at the same time.

[Ego74]

yeah, some of them here wear the pants like that too. I live in a pretty good neighborhood now, but grew up and lived a good part of my life in the hood

[Ego74]

You know you live in a really bad neighborhood when......

The neighbors have $5000 rims on a $500 car

Everybody you know thinks O.J. REALLY WAS innocent

6 A.M. is the busiest time of the day at the local 7/11 because everyone is waiting for the clerk to unlock the beer cooler

[Wilson]

Sounds like Mr Jeff Jones neighborhood.

[crazyl]

You know you live in a really bad neighborhood when......

You're the only white person in your class.

[Ego74]

You know you live in a really bad neighborhood when......

You call for a cab and about 20 minutes later a big hairy man pulls up in a '79 Pinto

[Glenn Danzig]

jjgold is your neighbor (based on the stories he tells if true)

[Journeyman]

Originally Posted by Ego74

You know you live in a really bad neighborhood when......

The neighbors have $5000 rims on a $500 car

and a 400 a month pad

[JTGAMBLE]

when there is a pawn shop, liquer store, checks cashing on every other corner

[diggin'4gold]

when stuff like this happens......

3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot

[Jeff Jones]

When the house you paid a half million for three years ago is now worth $350,000.

[The Devil]

YOU GO TO THROW THE GARBAGE OUT AND SOMEONE STEALS IT........

[Journeyman]

Korean grocery stores are your best option for food unless you travel out of the hood.

[Ego74]

You know you live in a really bad neighborhood when......

when you go out to your front porch to watch "COPS"

Your door-man is the homeless guy that lives in the hallway

The local lemonade stand has surveillance camera

[Doug]

You live 5 minutes away from the ghetto.... and you are the President of the United States.

[crazyl]

You know you live in a really bad neighborhood when......

No basketball hoop has a net under it.

[Ego74]

....or when your basketball hoop is an old milk crate with the bottom cut out of it

[Jeff Jones]

The word "Foreclosure" replaces "Police Line Do Not Cross" as the neighborhood slogan.