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    What if Mandela got her pregnant?

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    Has she slept with any other well known people?

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    Hey, Static. If you want, you can rate and photoshop my girl. Here...



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    Put her on
    Guess Her Muff

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    What kind of dipshit puts his girlfriend on the
    internet to be rated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingRevolver View Post
    Hey, Static. If you want, you can rate and photoshop my girl. Here...



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    Ugly with fake knockers. Hides half her face
    with the cubs hat. 5 maybe 6

    Tell these guys you faked that picture of Mandela.

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    Hey Static, do you tell your friends your g/f was boned by Mandela?

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    wow!!!! she got pounded by Mandela? once they go black..............

  9. #79

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    She's cute but wore same underwear to meet Mandela as she wore to beer pong game? I have to deduct points for that.

  10. #80

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick McIrish View Post
    She's cute but wore same underwear to meet Mandela as she wore to beer pong game? I have to deduct points for that.
    I noticed the same thing, buy that girl some new panties. If she's dressing like that for Nelson Mandela she has to be a gold digger, I would dump her asap before you wake up in a bath tub full of ice with a kidney missing.
    So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?

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    You donkey pinheads! Jealousy because my gf met a great man?
    You have to defraud their meeting with LIES.

    Where did your girlfriends go if you have any? To the zoo to meet a baby Elephant? roflmao
    Or is their most proud meeting with a stripper pole??

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    static you aren't really this gullible are you?

  13. #83

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    Relax big guy, my Momma was the biggest whore before she had me but I don't hold that against her. People change, don't hold anything against your new girl friend from things she has done in the past.
    So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?

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    ??

    They are saying things about Mandela and my gf. ALL LIES.
    I am defending her honor. What is the problem??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Static View Post
    You donkey pinheads! Jealousy because my gf met a great man?
    You have to defraud their meeting with LIES.

    Where did your girlfriends go if you have any? To the zoo to meet a baby Elephant? roflmao
    Or is their most proud meeting with a stripper pole??

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    People like you imbeciles are the reason I'm on medication.
    Chumps

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    Now that I think about it I banged her a few months ago. I remember those panties, except they were on the floor and not her body.

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    whatever you do,keep this thread alive.

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    Almost 1,500 views.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CostcoCousteau View Post
    whatever you do,keep this thread alive.
    No.
    My girl is starting to ask questions about this place. I don't want her to see this thread.

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    Static,

    Please believe that there aren't 5 guys posting at EOG that could score a chick that good looking. You really think all these goombahs behind these keyboards are either rich or look like Brad Pitt? They are broke, fat slobs with nothing better to do with their time. Every poster at EOG, except Rogue Scholar, would love a shot at a girl like that. Believe that. You've done well. 91023i2ndw;l

    Good grief you fat fucking losers are so full of shit.

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    i never said i was good looking and i know im fat.

    i just rated the girl on what she really is.

    i also told static i would love to hook up with her

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    She has a nice ass. I think back to the general concept that "God gives women great asses when he doesn't give them tits". Being a tit guy, she doesn't show this part of her body - she cannot get higher than 6. But she's nice from what I see. Well done.

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    That's Delly's girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingRevolver View Post
    That's Delly's girl


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    Quote Originally Posted by Good grief View Post
    Static,

    Please believe that there aren't 5 guys posting at EOG that could score a chick that good looking. You really think all these goombahs behind these keyboards are either rich or look like Brad Pitt? They are broke, fat slobs with nothing better to do with their time. Every poster at EOG, except Rogue Scholar, would love a shot at a girl like that. Believe that. You've done well. 91023i2ndw;l

    Good grief you fat fucking losers are so full of shit.
    Why wouldn't Rogue Scholar want my girl?? Thank you Good Grief for the words.
    You're right. They are hater queefdwarfs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texansfan View Post
    You think this is funny? Defacing my gf's picture by switching it with a cat. Texasfan you think people will believe this to be real?
    Posters caught on after KingRevolver put her next to a fat guy.

    If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one. Joke is on you.

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    tfan not cool not cool

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    hahahaha meow

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    We will see how funny this is in a few minutes.

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    Hope you got something good for us static

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    Poster KingRevolver and his girlfriend



    How do you like that?? You think this is funny to do? Just maybe now you learned your lesson, imbeciles.

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    They're just giving you some shit Static. Don't let it get to you, it's just guys being guys...

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