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    We were partying the other night with another couple lol
    She let me take this picture.

    1-10?
    10 being great.


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    Possible butterface. Why is she covering her chin? I'll give her a 7.5 but possible 8 if we get a picture showing the front.

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    She looks cute.

    8.

    second guy on the picture - 1.5


    Total = 6.5

    (If the hand is from another girl, then turn that into positive for an outstanding 9.5!! --- 2 girls, beer, u, geesh that sounds about right, enjoy!)

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    Fuck her....I did



    Just Kidding, couldn't resist

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    Solid 8

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    IPP is here. He'll give her an honest rating.

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    want to see the adams apple

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    She's hiding her Adam's Apple for some reason. Static, you better get that checked. Have you checked down below yet? They perform miracles down there these days. You can't tell they were operated on half the time but usually they're too cheap to get rid of the Adam's Apple.

    If you come back with bad news, I'm afraid I'll have to lower my rating to a solid 3.5

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    Before I give her a rating I would like to know her Triple A stats. How she hit against righties & lefties that sort of thing. What kind of park did she play in? Getting brought up so late in the year....she will not have the required amount of at-bats to qualify for rookie of the year. Possibly her GM is show casing her talents to a possible trade in the off season.

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    AT MY AGE A 10
    AT 30 YEARS OLD 6-7 RATE

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingRevolver View Post
    Possible butterface. Why is she covering her chin? I'll give her a 7.5 but possible 8 if we get a picture showing the front.
    There could be something dripping from her chin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Static View Post
    We were partying the other night with another couple lol
    She let me take this picture.

    1-10?
    10 being great.


    If she will chow box 8.5
    if not 7.5

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    she is a 6 at the most

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    OK. Average of 8.1
    I will check her adam's apple but you can't fake what she has down below.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    she is a 6 at the most
    OK. Now a 7.5 average

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    6.5

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    It keeps dropping
    BigDaddy you can't score a honey like this!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Static View Post
    It keeps dropping
    BigDaddy you can't score a honey like this!!

    who said that i could?

    that has nothing to do with her still being a 6.


    sorry

    shit i would love to hook up with her.

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    You have a chance no matter how you look.
    I have one leg but she hooked up with me. But I am trim and good looking in the face. lol

    Decent $$ helps too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WVU View Post
    If she will chow box 8.5
    if not 7.5

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    Thx for the new beat off material, I'm gonna wear that picture out!!!!!
    So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?

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    looks fine to me, i'd give her a 7.5-8. she got nice legs and azz.

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    How old is this broad, Static?

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    i'll give her a 3.
    when in doubt take the dog

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    what a bunch of fucking haters. no way she's less than a 7.5.

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    She's very cute Static. Congrats...


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    I'll give her an 8,looks kinda tall though.

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    Who gives a fuck. Stupid thread.

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    come on there is a folding table and garbage in the corner....is this picture take in a crack house?????

    also...her sillouette looks a little weird...how much was this picture photosopped.? her 2 legs look weird in shape like this picture was altered especialy the shadow on her left side....and to be honest if u can only get a girl to a 7-7.5 using photoshop then she has some issues......

    if this pic was photoshopped she was a 5 to start

    post photoshop.....if her drink is in the red cup she is a 7.5 if its in the blue cup she is a 6.5......no decent woman uses blue cups , they are bad luck.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vincenzococotti View Post
    come on there is a folding table and garbage in the corner....is this picture take in a crack house?????

    ...


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    Were all of you in your underwear or just your girlfriend?

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    she needs to get the butt in shape alot of stuff hanging there

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    Default Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

    Quote Originally Posted by KingRevolver View Post
    She's hiding her Adam's Apple for some reason. Static, you better get that checked. Have you checked down below yet? They perform miracles down there these days. You can't tell they were operated on half the time but usually they're too cheap to get rid of the Adam's Apple.

    If you come back with bad news, I'm afraid I'll have to lower my rating to a solid 3.5
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingRevolver View Post
    She's hiding her Adam's Apple for some reason. Static, you better get that checked. Have you checked down below yet? They perform miracles down there these days. You can't tell they were operated on half the time but usually they're too cheap to get rid of the Adam's Apple.

    If you come back with bad news, I'm afraid I'll have to lower my rating to a solid 3.5
    and I will raise mine to 9.5

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    id pop her in the keester

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