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  1. #1331

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyG View Post
    How does he generate these plays? Amazing.
    Whole lot of anAlYticZ Chaz. Advanced level stUff. To wit:


    “Yesterday
    NBA Totals
    OV CLE/BOS
    94-107
    203½
    2
    L
    -220
    ANALYSIS
    I fully expect Lebron to go into HULK Mode, carrying the offense tonight. Clev's D won't be able to contain Boston.

    Shootout!”

  2. #1332

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    MLB YTD 26-28, -15.74 units I have s00per sekrit informatioNz about the MaRiNE LAYeR

    NBA Playoffs
    2017: 16-32, -42.1 units
    2018: 24-20, 0.0 units: possible sales pitch - “we are exceeding last year’s nba playoffs by over 42 UnITs!!!1!1”

    NHL pumpEd oR sTuFFeD playoffs YTD 2-7, -9.55 units

  3. #1333

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    TFW when you need a new sport to try and get a positive ledger:

    “FEZZIK'S
    DAILY MESSAGE
    Wednesday: WNBA opening night in 2 days!”

  4. #1334

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    Twelve players on 12 WNBA teams.

    Rosters are due tomorrow.

    An easy league to follow.

  5. #1335

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    Computer bob update after May 16 plays

    YTD -14.77u

    "We FiRe!!"

  6. #1336

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scooper View Post
    possible sales pitch - “we are exceeding last year’s nba playoffs by over 42 UnITs!!!1!1”
    Ok, made me laugh.

  7. #1337

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    BIg GaME unDER AlerT!!1!

    3* Game of Da WEEk straight out da bunkEr stylE

    Golden State / Houston under 226

  8. #1338

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsrmylife View Post
    Computer bob update after May 16 plays

    YTD -14.77u

    "We FiRe!!"


    i thought he was down 100 units ?? now only 14.... on a roll

    2x hilton

  9. #1339

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTop View Post
    i thought he was down 100 units ?? now only 14.... on a roll

    2x hilton

    You’re a little brain damaged aren’t ya top

  10. #1340

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    I really don't root against ANYBODY. Just that sometimes arrogance pisses off the gods of gambling.

    I can only see this thing shutting down. I'll ask it again...how is he generating plays? He's basically admitted that he's not interested.

  11. #1341

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyG View Post
    I really don't root against ANYBODY. Just that sometimes arrogance pisses off the gods of gambling.

    I can only see this thing shutting down. I'll ask it again...how is he generating plays? He's basically admitted that he's not interested.
    He did? In what way? I haven't listened to him in ages so I don't know what you are referring to.
    Men are born for games. Nothing else... the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the pride of victory & the humiliation of defeat; which are themselves sufficient stake... But trial of chance or worth, all games aspire to the condition of war, for here, that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all.

  12. #1342

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyG View Post
    I really don't root against ANYBODY. Just that sometimes arrogance pisses off the gods of gambling.

    I can only see this thing shutting down. I'll ask it again...how is he generating plays? He's basically admitted that he's not interested.

    Advanced SAvRet00tH metrx Chaz

    To wit:

    “Today
    MLB Sides
    Pirates
    2-3
    -126
    2
    L
    -252
    ANALYSIS
    BIG Starting Pitching Edge,

    BIG Lineup Edge.”

  13. #1343

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyG View Post
    I really don't root against ANYBODY. Just that sometimes arrogance pisses off the gods of gambling.

    I can only see this thing shutting down. I'll ask it again...how is he generating plays? He's basically admitted that he's not interested.

    I'm with you, ChuckyG.

    I don't waste any time or energy rooting against anyone.

    Serious gamblers think it's poor form for touts to use the following terms: LOCK, CINCH, GUARANTEE, SURE THING, EASY PICKINGS, etc.

  14. #1344

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    Quote Originally Posted by GameBred View Post
    He did? In what way? I haven't listened to him in ages so I don't know what you are referring to.
    He has said several times that he slashed his handicapping time after he started his young family.

  15. #1345

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    This clown over at Pregame JR ODONNELL, I guess a so called racing guru over there, managed to pick Bolt D' Oro, Magnum Moon (2nd to last), and Mendelssohn (dead last) in the Kentucky Derby. If that wasn't bad enough, he somehow outdid himself and gave out Quip (who is still running) today in the Preakness. Can't wait for his Belmont selections. My god, people actually paid for that shit.

  16. #1346

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    The comedy continues or is it a tragedy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jammer View Post
    This clown over at Pregame JR ODONNELL, I guess a so called racing guru over there, managed to pick Bolt D' Oro, Magnum Moon (2nd to last), and Mendelssohn (dead last) in the Kentucky Derby. If that wasn't bad enough, he somehow outdid himself and gave out Quip (who is still running) today in the Preakness. Can't wait for his Belmont selections. My god, people actually paid for that shit.
    JR O'DONNELL was by far the worst Pregame tout as determined by Ryan Goldberg's colleagues' computer scraping of Pregame data (Jan 2011 to May 2016, in his DEADSPIN article on Pregame). Hard to believe, but O'Donnell was down -612 units before fees. The $100 unit bettor was a staggering $128,391 in the hole after fees.

  18. #1348

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    At what point do you simply pull the plug on a handicapper?

    Unless, of course, someone is buying his selections to fade him.

  19. #1349

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    Quote Originally Posted by ComptrBob View Post
    JR O'DONNELL was by far the worst Pregame tout as determined by Ryan Goldberg's colleagues' computer scraping of Pregame data (Jan 2011 to May 2016, in his DEADSPIN article on Pregame). Hard to believe, but O'Donnell was down -612 units before fees. The $100 unit bettor was a staggering $128,391 in the hole after fees.
    Is that a record lol?

  20. #1350

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    BuT fez that wuZ a Big Game Y U no G0 unDer

    “2* Cavs/Celts over 205”

  21. #1351

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    Quote Originally Posted by raycabino View Post
    Is that a record lol?
    Yeah. But think about how MASSIVE the rally will be when it hits.

  22. #1352

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    Look at this shIt
    How does he not win I mean wow

    “Today
    MLB Totals
    UN MIL/MIN
    4-5
    8½-120
    2
    L
    -240
    ANALYSIS
    Two very good pitchers.

    59 degrees with some wind blowing IN.

    Under looks solid”

  23. #1353

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    Scooper, I'm telling u. He literally jots this stuff down on an index card + bolts. Amazing.

  24. #1354

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    Quote Originally Posted by ComptrBob View Post
    JR O'DONNELL was by far the worst Pregame tout as determined by Ryan Goldberg's colleagues' computer scraping of Pregame data (Jan 2011 to May 2016, in his DEADSPIN article on Pregame). Hard to believe, but O'Donnell was down -612 units before fees. The $100 unit bettor was a staggering $128,391 in the hole after fees.
    You've heard the term "the man that Vegas fears." Well, meet the man that "Vegas sends a limo for":

    https://pregame.com/buy-picks/see-an...=JR%20ODonnell

  25. #1355

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepy View Post
    Let's not forget mr. hockey expert laying -1100 Vegas not to win the cup
    Who wants a Vegas Knights jersey?

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