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    Default Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

    The picks or the "analysis"

    Week 3 preseason kicks off tonight! Two very interesting games, here are my Cliff Notes on them!


    Atl/MIA.


    The money has come in on Atl here with the spread dropping from as high as 3 down to 1.5 This was surprising, as Mia is coming off a blowout loss, and we might expect a much more inspired effort under their rookie head coach. However, a key to this game appears to be the location, in Orlando. One has to question how important the HFA is (or whether it even exists) in this game. Sharps bet Atl here, and they appear to have the right side.


    Dal/SEA


    We have a video up on this game. I am on Seattle, I bet -5 and -220 (and even some 1h -3). I KNOW we have to worry about the Sea QB rotations, but the spot is just too good. Carroll has always looked to win in Preseason, and Sea has been a MONSTER off a loss in preseason consistently winning the next game. Money showed this morning for Sea, and I agree with it.
    What do you guys think? Did you bet either of these games?

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    What is this guy charging for?

    He tells of the moves after the fact. Then what are u supposed to do w/ that information?

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    He ended up right on Seattle because Pete Carrol wouldnt give it up and played Russel Wilson well into 3rd quarter until it was over.

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    Default Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

    Had ATL +3

    Good line, bad result
    ​STAY FOCUSED

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    I don't get how Fezzik can call the game a bad result. Atlanta was a wire to wire wrong side loser.

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    I ended up watching the ATL game that was the wrong side from the word go

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    he wasnt wrong about Seattle. I had forgotten Dallas acts like its a sorority mixer and I know Pete Carroll is a fuktard who wants to win these things

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    he left Russel Wilson in until they were ahead 27-10 after 10-10 half

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    This guy is a fucker

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_1xZTA4yg

    BZ's response reminded me of this all timer

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_1xZTA4yg

    BZ's response reminded me of this all timer

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    4th hand, that's too funny.

    I think he MEANT to say "bunch of fighters"...but it sure sounded like "bunch of fuckers."

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    I think he wanted to say fighters but possibly decided to call an audible at the last minute during the moment. Either way, the viewers win

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Smith View Post
    he wasnt wrong about Seattle. I had forgotten Dallas acts like its a sorority mixer and I know Pete Carroll is a fuktard who wants to win these things
    But his Seattle -3 1st half bet was wrong.

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    Default Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

    Fezzik under 43.5 in Raider game not looking good. Reports of Titans establishing running game were obv greatly exaggerated.

    PS. No doubt many got Lions +3.5

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    We did three Videos this week on preseason bets. I cannot remember, how did the picks do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezzik View Post
    We did three Videos this week on preseason bets. I cannot remember, how did the picks do?
    Fezz, how is your boy Teddy Covers doing?

    Also, is there a "Life on the Line" sequel coming? I will offer up $100 to start the funding. No lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heim View Post
    Fezzik under 43.5 in Raider game not looking good. Reports of Titans establishing running game were obv greatly exaggerated.

    PS. No doubt many got Lions +3.5
    Fezzik living right with this win. 34 pts in 1H and only needed 3 points the final 23:15 for the game to go over.

    Never in doubt fezzik.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsrmylife View Post
    Fezzik living right with this win. 34 pts in 1H and only needed 3 points the final 23:15 for the game to go over.

    Never in doubt fezzik.
    That's hilarious.

    Livin' right.

    Those contests that he won centuries ago are infinite galaxies in the rearview mirror at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chapo View Post
    That's hilarious.

    Livin' right.

    Those contests that he won centuries ago are infinite galaxies in the rearview mirror at this point.
    El Chapo, $25 if u make a Photoshop picture of Fezz as Capt Kirk (Star Trek). "Infinite galaxies away."

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    He made 26 units last week down about 3 this week.

    He got on a heater for two days and went from +10 units to +36. Surprised his 'brother' wasnt here chirping in this thread, but he made the appearance under his own name this time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezzik View Post
    We did three Videos this week on preseason bets. I cannot remember, how did the picks do?
    how have your picks for the last 7 years done?

    I still cant figure out which is your best or worst sport, because they all bleed deep red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezzik View Post
    We did three Videos this week on preseason bets. I cannot remember, how did the picks do?
    No idea, I don't watch your videos but I am sure since you are posting about it they all won.

    Here's the thing, luck is a democratic residual and any pattern of the same length is just as likely to occur in a random sequence; such as Win, Win, Win.

    Unfortunately for you, large sample sizes serve as a counter to variance and from what we know of your record, you are experiencing positive variance.
    Men are born for games. Nothing else... the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the pride of victory & the humiliation of defeat; which are themselves sufficient stake... But trial of chance or worth, all games aspire to the condition of war, for here, that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all.

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    So Fezzik's new marketing scheme is that it's a sprint not a marathon.

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    I assume most clients of sports touts are only concerned about short-term results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyG View Post
    Fezz, how is your boy Teddy Covers doing?

    Also, is there a "Life on the Line" sequel coming? I will offer up $100 to start the funding. No lie.

    double issue today on podcast with Teddy Covers.... no fluff

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    Default Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

    Teddy C. gives out some good info on the podcast every time.

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    Only problem with all that great info Teddy No Covers has is he's not a winning bettor over the last five years. The only people making money on his info are the people fading him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTop View Post
    double issue today on podcast with Teddy Covers.... no fluff
    MrTop, u got a link?

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    If anything, Teddy should be evidence of one gambling TRUTH:

    * You can't RATIONALIZE picks.

    ...If u find yourself going down that road, you're going the wrong way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTop View Post
    Teddy C. gives out some good info on the podcast every time.
    The Market is a mechanism that takes from the many and gives to the few. Teddy is one of the "many" that lose; Fezz as well (records prove this).

    Time is a fire we all burn in and I don't think the best use of it is to spend it listening to losing sports bettors.

    If you enjoy listening, no worries, just don't expect to improve.
    Men are born for games. Nothing else... the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the pride of victory & the humiliation of defeat; which are themselves sufficient stake... But trial of chance or worth, all games aspire to the condition of war, for here, that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezzik View Post
    We did three Videos this week on preseason bets. I cannot remember, how did the picks do?
    Follow Anthony Weiner's example and delete your account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GameBred View Post
    The Market is a mechanism that takes from the many and gives to the few. Teddy is one of the "many" that lose; Fezz as well (records prove this).

    Time is a fire we all burn in and I don't think the best use of it is to spend it listening to losing sports bettors.

    If you enjoy listening, no worries, just don't expect to improve.
    Nice one, I'll have to remember this
    It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase

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    Quote Originally Posted by GameBred View Post
    No idea, I don't watch your videos but I am sure since you are posting about it they all won.

    Here's the thing, luck is a democratic residual and any pattern of the same length is just as likely to occur in a random sequence; such as Win, Win, Win.

    Unfortunately for you, large sample sizes serve as a counter to variance and from what we know of your record, you are experiencing positive variance.
    See, sometimes we don't have to post anything, we can just let someone else do it for us.

    Well said, GameBred.

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    Let me break down GameBred's analysis into a sound bite or post bite as it were.

    YOU SUCK FUCKING DICK FEZZIK

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