Has nobody else noticed how Javy parses this?
He never offers proof that he has a job, only that he is a licensed attorney. Interesting. Seems obvious to me he would be horrible in an interview setting.
Yes, employed as a delivery boy. Sad stuff.
In a legal capacity!!!!
So what non lawyer job do you currently do, Javy? Paralegal?
Javy- I've moved on from this. Please explain to me how the Cubs are tied for 3rd. Alternatively, admit you were wrong and they are tied for fourth. Thanks!
May we please have a WAR update, Cumgarner?
You must be confused, cummy. This thread is a discussion of Jason Heyward and his vastly superior fellow outfielder Yo Cespedes.
La Potencia v El Busto
4-17-17 WAR UPDATE (Provided by Cristiano, since Javier mysteriously lost interest in WAR updates):
For good measure, some other stats:
Heyward: $28 Million
Cespedes: $22 Million
Ces pulled a hammy.
Mets have a lot of injuries again already.
If you're building a team for the next year and don't assume injuries from injury prone players, you aren't a very good GM or competently run team.
I fully expect Lackey and Hector Rondon to miss time to injury this year at some point. They've proven it'll happen more often than it won't, and factoring in age on Lackey. The Mets, however, have a team full of guys stitched together and assume everything will be hunky dory. Very strange.
Javy...are you a Blackhawks fan?
Everyone dies......but not everyone lives.....
Nice HR from Heyward... no update from Cespedes... he did not stay in a good weight/condition for staying healthy throughout the course of an MLB season. Shame. At least he looks good when he's at the gym though, that's what's important.
The Yoanus fake injury sabbatical has begun. Hamstring is really the best one he could suffer cuz he can pull up lame whenever he wants to take off a series to go golf or whatever.
0 rbis since his 2HR game just over a week ago...this is not good from your big money hitter
Cespedes going to play more golf while on the DL than Donald Trump. Mets fans will keep sucking him off. I wonder why they haven't asked themselves why Cespedes gained 40 pounds of muscle when they needed him to stay on the field and preferably even play center field. Oh well, they've adopted the personality of their terrible GM and only care about the flash. Winning baseball games is overrated. We want 3 HR games and then a week of stranding runners and then going to the DL!
Sandy Alderson is most definitely the worst GM in baseball. Terrible! Sad!