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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    Your fans were actually complaining about how bad your offensive line was, so we'll see on that.

    As for Cutler, the fact is he was given 2 playoff caliber teams in Chicago. 2.

    In one of those chances, he went to the NFC title game. In the other year he went 7-3, broke his thumb making a tackle on an INT Johnny Knox fell down on leading to it. The team finished out 1-5 despite having an easy slate.

    The reason you sign Jay Cutler is because you make the playoffs with Jay Cutler if he is given a playoff caliber team. Some QBs you can't say that.
    Hasn't even signed his contract yet, and you've already got the excuse machine running, LMAO. Tannehill won ten games last year behind the same line, let's see what Cutler does
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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Well, he's been given a playoff caliber team that won 10 games last year, we'll see how your playoff guarantee plays out, personally I think you're wrong and they won't make the playoffs, but we'll see
    A playoff caliber team that Vegas set the over/under at 7.5 lol.

    Now Kane, in your experience does Vegas usually set the over under at 7.5 for playoff caliber teams?

    You are now imagining the Dolphins were a lock for the playoffs so that you can shit on Cutler if they don't make it.

    Somewhat sad, even for you.

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    Arizona is at 8 = playoff caliber
    Falcons is 9.5 = playoff caliber
    Ravens at 9 = playoff caliber
    Panthers at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Bengals at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Cowboys at 9.5 = playoff caliber
    Broncos at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Lions at 8 = playoff caliber
    Packers at 10 = playoff caliber
    Texans at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Colts at 9 = playoff caliber
    Chiefs at 9 = playoff caliber
    Chargers at 7.5 = playoff caliber
    Dolphins at 7.5 = playoff caliber
    Vikings at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Patriots at 12.5 = double playoff caliber
    Saints at 8 = playoff caliber
    Giants at 9 = playoff caliber
    Raiders at 10 = playoff caliber
    Eagles at 8 = playoff caliber
    Steelers at 10.5 = playoff caliber
    Seahawks at 10.5 = playoff caliber
    Titans at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Bucs at 8.5 = playoff caiber
    Redskins at 7.5 = playoff caliber


    10 teams make the playoffs, but in Kane's world, there are 25 playoff caliber teams in the NFL.

    In fact, 25 of the 32 teams in the league are playoff caliber in Kane's world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squarepants View Post
    David Payne Purdum‏Verified account @DavidPurdum 2h2 hours ago

    NFL teams are 56-82 against the spread with Jay Cutler as the starting quarterback.

    -- -- --

    But, hey, it's not him. It's us.
    Matt Moore is 20-7 ATS in games he's started
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    Can you stop the spin? Before the Tannehill injury, this team had an over/under of 7.5. Only 7 teams in the NFL are projected by Vegas to win less games. Cutler is not taking over a good football team.

    If he is good, he may be able to drag this team to a wild card spot. If you want to pretend the Dolphins are good so that you can blame Cutler for everything, be my guest. It just makes you look dumb.

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    Default Re: Jay Cutler signs a 1-year deal with Miami

    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Matt Moore is 20-7 ATS in games he's started
    Very impressive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squarepants View Post
    David Payne Purdum‏Verified account @DavidPurdum 2h2 hours ago

    NFL teams are 56-82 against the spread with Jay Cutler as the starting quarterback.

    -- -- --

    But, hey, it's not him. It's us.




    do the dolphins know this ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by NowshesmyRuca View Post
    Very impressive.
    Even more so when compared with Cutler's abysmal ATS record. Hopefully Cutler goes down and Moore becomes the starter
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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Matt Moore is 20-7 ATS in games he's started
    I'll take this subject change as an admission the Dolphins were not expected to be very good this year with Tannehill considering only 7 teams had worse outlooks in a 32 team league.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    Arizona is at 8 = playoff caliber
    Falcons is 9.5 = playoff caliber
    Ravens at 9 = playoff caliber
    Panthers at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Bengals at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Cowboys at 9.5 = playoff caliber
    Broncos at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Lions at 8 = playoff caliber
    Packers at 10 = playoff caliber
    Texans at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Colts at 9 = playoff caliber
    Chiefs at 9 = playoff caliber
    Chargers at 7.5 = playoff caliber
    Dolphins at 7.5 = playoff caliber
    Vikings at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Patriots at 12.5 = double playoff caliber
    Saints at 8 = playoff caliber
    Giants at 9 = playoff caliber
    Raiders at 10 = playoff caliber
    Eagles at 8 = playoff caliber
    Steelers at 10.5 = playoff caliber
    Seahawks at 10.5 = playoff caliber
    Titans at 8.5 = playoff caliber
    Bucs at 8.5 = playoff caiber
    Redskins at 7.5 = playoff caliber


    10 teams make the playoffs, but in Kane's world, there are 25 playoff caliber teams in the NFL.

    In fact, 25 of the 32 teams in the league are playoff caliber in Kane's world.
    Yes all those teams have potential to make the playoffs.

    What point are you trying to prove again?
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    Kane I don't think you'll ever be able to come back from a skull fucking like this.

    25 playoff caliber teams in a 32 team league? Embarrassing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NowshesmyRuca View Post
    Yes all those teams have potential to make the playoffs.

    What point are you trying to prove again?
    Lol. Says the guy that said Gase loathed Cutler and there was zero percent chance this happened.

    Do you get off on being embarrassingly wrong?

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    That idiot doesn't even understand the Beauty of the NFL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    Kane I don't think you'll ever be able to come back from a skull fucking like this.

    25 playoff caliber teams in a 32 team league? Embarrassing.
    Like Ruca posted, of all the teams you listed, give me the teams that have no chance of making the playoffs this year
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    Other than the shitty teams like Cle, SF, Jax, NYJ, Chi, etc, every team you listed has a shot at the postseason
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    Default Re: Jay Cutler signs a 1-year deal with Miami

    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    Lol. Says the guy that said Gase loathed Cutler and there was zero percent chance this happened.

    Do you get off on being embarrassingly wrong?
    I also said he would be an upgrade from what they have. Did I think he would sign for pennies? No

    It still could just be a cash grab and he wont play after week 8 with another one of his mystical injuries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Like Ruca posted, of all the teams you listed, give me the teams that have no chance of making the playoffs this year
    According to the Vegas projections, only 7 teams in the league had worse playoff odds than the Dolphins before the Tannehill injury, in a 32 team league. What other facts do you need? This is not a good team and it's hilarious you're acting like they were a team destined for the playoffs so that you can blame Cutler if they don't make it.


    According to any projection, they had very low chances to make the playoffs with your boy Tannehill.

    Look, the Dolphins are probably mediocre. It's just funny you're going to blame that mediocrity on Cutler and act like this was a 10-11-12 win team before Tannehill got hurt. They were projected for 7.5 WITH Tannehill healthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Other than the shitty teams like Cle, SF, Jax, NYJ, Chi, etc, every team you listed has a shot at the postseason
    Exactly! How does someone who's ever watched one season of NFL football not know that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NowshesmyRuca View Post
    Exactly! How does someone who's ever watched one season of NFL football not know that?
    Little Beta Manlet, he worded it as Cutler was taking over a likely playoff team. Dolphins had very slim playoff chances with Tannehill according to projections.

    He's hedging his bets. If Cutler makes the playoffs it's because the Dolphins are great. If they don't it's because Cutler sucks.

    The facts are that the Dolphins were projected to only be better than 7 teams in a 32 team league. They suck currently. Cutler has to save this dog shit team. It'll be fun to watch if he does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    According to the Vegas projections, only 7 teams in the league had worse playoff odds than the Dolphins before the Tannehill injury, in a 32 team league. What other facts do you need? This is not a good team and it's hilarious you're acting like they were a team destined for the playoffs so that you can blame Cutler if they don't make it.


    According to any projection, they had very low chances to make the playoffs with your boy Tannehill.

    Look, the Dolphins are probably mediocre. It's just funny you're going to blame that mediocrity on Cutler and act like this was a 10-11-12 win team before Tannehill got hurt. They were projected for 7.5 WITH Tannehill healthy.
    Of all the teams you listed, which ones have no chance to make the playoffs? Personally I think every one of them has a shot, of course some of them are much better than others, but there isn't one team on your list that I would say definitely won't make the playoffs
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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Of all the teams you listed, which ones have no chance to make the playoffs? Personally I think every one of them has a shot, of course some of them are much better than others, but there isn't one team on your list that I would say definitely won't make the playoffs
    As long as you are starting to see you can't pretend this team had good playoff odds with Tannehill. They had very poor playoff odds with Tannehill. Look at the wild card projections and see where Miami stands. They're ahead of Buffalo and Miami lol.

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    Default Re: Jay Cutler signs a 1-year deal with Miami

    Why aren't the Bears on your list of 25 teams?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    Little Beta Manlet, he worded it as Cutler was taking over a likely playoff team. Dolphins had very slim playoff chances with Tannehill according to projections.

    He's hedging his bets. If Cutler makes the playoffs it's because the Dolphins are great. If they don't it's because Cutler sucks.

    The facts are that the Dolphins were projected to only be better than 7 teams in a 32 team league. They suck currently. Cutler has to save this dog shit team. It'll be fun to watch if he does.
    You're putting words in my mouth, if Cutler can lead this team to the playoffs, I'll have no problem giving him credit. However everyone on this forum knows that if things don't work out for him, you will place blame everywhere but the QB position. Also, dog shit teams that suck typically have win totals like the Bears, Jets, and Browns, a total of 7.5 means they're expected to be average, and he's got a lot of weapons on offense, so no excuse there
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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    As long as you are starting to see you can't pretend this team had good playoff odds with Tannehill. They had very poor playoff odds with Tannehill. Look at the wild card projections and see where Miami stands. They're ahead of Buffalo and Miami lol.
    Sadly, this is about the most sense you've made in this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    You're putting words in my mouth, if Cutler can lead this team to the playoffs, I'll have no problem giving him credit. However everyone on this forum knows that if things don't work out for him, you will place blame everywhere but the QB position. Also, dog shit teams that suck typically have win totals like the Bears, Jets, and Browns, a total of 7.5 means they're expected to be average, and he's got a lot of weapons on offense, so no excuse there
    There are reasons this team was projected better than only 7 teams in the league.

    As a fan, it's embarrassing you dont know why. Hopefully Cutler saves this sad team. Would be a fun story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Sadly, this is about the most sense you've made in this thread
    Cleveland, oh no a typo.

    Lol 25 playoff caliber teams in a 32 team league. Funny shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Sadly, this is about the most sense you've made in this thread
    What exactly was he trying to say there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    Cleveland, oh no a typo.

    Lol 25 playoff caliber teams in a 32 team league. Funny shit
    You keep deflecting. Of the teams you listed, which ones in your opinion have little to no chance to make the playoffs
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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    There are reasons this team was projected better than only 7 teams in the league.

    As a fan, it's embarrassing you dont know why. Hopefully Cutler saves this sad team. Would be a fun story.
    The same sad team that won ten games last year and made the playoffs, yeah, let's see if Cutler can save them, LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Sadly, this is about the most sense you've made in this thread
    Where did he see the Jets ahead of them?

    This one should be good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    You keep deflecting. Of the teams you listed, which ones in your opinion have little to no chance to make the playoffs
    Playoff caliber team and a team with a slim chance to make the playoffs if everything goes right are not the same thing you imbecile.

    You just can't admit that the Dolphins were likely not making the playoffs even if Tannehill is healthy.

    The pats are a lock to win the division and there are 9 OTHER teams in the AFC that are projected to be better than them. Only 3 of those teams can win a division.

    What that means is that the Dolphins would have to be better than 5 teams that are projected better than them. Very very tall odds.

    Just putting to bed your insinuation this was a team destined for the playoffs so you understood they were probably fucked no matter who was QB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NowshesmyRuca View Post
    Where did he see the Jets ahead of them?

    This one should be good.
    Lol you think that was intended as an exhaustive list? God you're dumb.

    Then again, you said there was zero percent chance the dolphins signed cutler and still
    think that was a valid opinion after they signed Cutler.

    Your mother should have swallowed.

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    Default Re: Jay Cutler signs a 1-year deal with Miami

    Javy what teams on the list have no chance at the playoffs?

    Also what teams are locks to make the playoffs?

    Please let us know your thoughts. Thanks in advance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    Playoff caliber team and a team with a slim chance to make the playoffs if everything goes right are not the same thing you imbecile.

    You just can't admit that the Dolphins were likely not making the playoffs even if Tannehill is healthy.

    The pats are a lock to win the division and there are 9 teams in the AFC that are projected to be better than them. Only 3 of those teams can win a division.

    What that means is that the Dolphins would have to be better than 5 teams that are projected better than them. Very very tall odds.

    Just putting to bed your insinuation this was a team destined for the playoffs so you understood they were probably fucked no matter who was QB.
    They were in the same spot before last season, but Tannehill was able to lead them to a 10-6 record and the playoffs, let's see if Cutler can do the same
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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    They were in the same spot before last season, but Tannehill was able to lead them to a 10-6 record and the playoffs, let's see if Cutler can do the same
    Sorry. They were projected as a 7-9 team with Tannehill healthy.

    Hopefully Cutler can rescue them from mediocrity.

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