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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    you would know since you're the one who posted about having a tranny friend from Florida
    I'm still trying to fathom the idea of flying into Vegas, getting into the hotel room putting the girl down for bed (because you know everyone goes to sleep right away when they get to Vegas) telling my buddies "go ahead without me I have to post on EOG all night, we'll hook up in the morning!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NowshesmyRuca View Post
    I'm still trying to fathom the idea of flying into Vegas, getting into the hotel room putting the girl down for bed (because you know everyone goes to sleep right away when they get to Vegas) telling my buddies "go ahead without me I have to post on EOG all night, we'll hook up in the morning!"
    That's 100% inaccurate

    but you know what is 100% accurate? You have a -9.00% ROI on your best wagers over the last year, despite the fact that you'd lose 5% flipping coins.

    You are literally the worst gambler I've ever seen and you are also a 5"3 manlet with erectile dysfunction. All facts. I see why you're so angry all the time tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NowshesmyRuca View Post
    I'm still trying to fathom the idea of flying into Vegas, getting into the hotel room putting the girl down for bed (because you know everyone goes to sleep right away when they get to Vegas) telling my buddies "go ahead without me I have to post on EOG all night, we'll hook up in the morning!"
    Oh yeah and "I'm not going to mention one word about being in Vegas."
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    -9.00% ROI best wagers over the last year

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    Quote Originally Posted by NowshesmyRuca View Post
    I'm still trying to fathom the idea of flying into Vegas, getting into the hotel room putting the girl down for bed (because you know everyone goes to sleep right away when they get to Vegas) telling my buddies "go ahead without me I have to post on EOG all night, we'll hook up in the morning!"
    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    That's 100% inaccurate

    but you know what is 100% accurate? You have a -9.00% ROI on your best wagers over the last year, despite the fact that you'd lose 5% flipping coins.

    You are literally the worst gambler I've ever seen and you are also a 5"3 manlet with erectile dysfunction. All facts. I see why you're so angry all the time tbh.
    Well I'm all about accuracy Javy. Just answer a couple of questions and I'll drop it.

    What did you do while you were there?

    Whose name was the room under?

    Did you end up or down for the wknd?
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    why would I tell you any of this information, you weird fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    why would I tell you any of this information, you weird fuck
    You can understand why nobody believes you right? I mean it's not that difficult to understand is it?

    You fly into Vegas and you post on EOG all night long without the slightest reference to being in Vegas?

    You casually lay it out there in what you think is a clever insult and then avoid answering any questions about Vegas like the plague.

    Dude you don't need to be Columbo to figure this one out.
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    'all night'

    lol

    I'm not a 50 year old autistic like you buddy, I can knock out a post in 30 seconds, even a long one.

    -9.00% ROI on best wagers over the last year... how the fuck are you so inept?

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    Your 1st night Vegas you post between 10pm and 1am and not one mention of being in Vegas.

    500 post the days before and not 1 mention of Vegas.


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    -9.00 percent ROI on best bets over the last year for NowshesmyRuca

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    -9.00 percent ROI on best bets over the last year for NowshesmyRuca
    What about Vegas?

    Nevermind we already know.
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    -9.00 percent ROI on best bets over the last year for NowshesmyRuca

    over 340 wagers

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    +39% ROI

    + 1 made up Vegas trip.
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    The Cubswhisperer was a gold mine this year. Ruca knew they weren't as good as last year.

    Inflated lines = $$$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrailerParkBoys View Post
    The Cubswhisperer was a gold mine this year. Ruca knew they weren't as good as last year.

    Inflated lines = $$$$
    Someone thought the Cubs would be better than last year, no really
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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Someone thought the Cubs would be better than last year, no really
    kane, stop the PMs please, I already said I'd ask Viejo if he could hook you up with a ladyboi and fulfill your fantasy

    we've got an ADA friendly ladyboi lined up for you, she said she'd make it easy on your crippled back

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    kane, stop the PMs please, I already said I'd ask Viejo if he could hook you up with a ladyboi and fulfill your fantasy

    we've got an ADA friendly ladyboi lined up for you, she said she'd make it easy on your crippled back
    Sweetie, stop projecting, you're the one who said you had a friend who was a tranny, it's okay, just be who you are
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    ookay, so you're in? Heshe will be at your door later tonight. Heshe said to make sure you have some spare diapers

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    serious question. it took you 2 years of defending heyward to finally admit he's shit. why can't you do the same with cutler?

    so many nfl team have garbage qb's, yet only gase took a chance. why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfie View Post
    serious question. it took you 2 years of defending heyward to finally admit he's shit. why can't you do the same with cutler?

    so many nfl team have garbage qb's, yet only gase took a chance. why?
    I find this obsession with hating Cutler far more intriguing than I find Cutler as a player anymore.

    That said, Cutler hasn’t been on a competent offense since Denver in 2008. He was okay then. It would have been interesting to see how his career played out if he stayed there. The McCaskey family ruined his career more than he did. Ask the vast majority of Bears fans that and they’ll agree with that statement.

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    fins a different team with culter +++

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    Javy in Vegas but didn’t hook up with JK?

    Too much time spent in those gay bars...no problem sweetie....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viejo Dinosaur View Post
    Javy in Vegas but didn’t hook up with JK?

    Too much time spent in those gay bars...no problem sweetie....
    yeah b/c chicago has such a shortage of gay bars, way to use the ole noggin

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    Cutler 5-5 as a starter now for Dolphins. Pretty good considering how shitty this team is. Matty Moore the savior 1-2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    Cutler 5-5 as a starter now for Dolphins. Pretty good considering how shitty this team is. Matty Moore the savior 1-2.

    like we both said in the beginning of the year javy.... fins are better with cutler.

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    Cutler finally plays a decent game...and I even saw him smile on the sidelines....
    Everyone dies......but not everyone lives.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viejo Dinosaur View Post
    Cutler finally plays a decent game...and I even saw him smile on the sidelines....
    So his 34-42 300 yard 3 TD 0 INT game vs Oakland wasn't decent?

    Wasn't his fault that the Dolphins somehow lost that game. Rare to see a QB post a game like that and lose.

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    Cutler has a rare good game and MichaelNazi is all excited, the season can't end soon enough so that loser gets the fuck out of my city
    It's not the kill, It's the thrill of the chase

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    kane did you shit your diaper again? you're back to posting personal information? Sad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    Cutler has a rare good game and MichaelNazi is all excited, the season can't end soon enough so that loser gets the fuck out of my city
    lol the fuck out of your city... you sit in a bed and shit your diaper somewhere in the outskirts...

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    The poor dolphins, now they'll think Cutler's the answer and will keep him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    kane did you shit your diaper again? you're back to posting personal information? Sad!
    You're back to being an anti-Semitic piece of shit, Sad!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kane View Post
    You're back to being an anti-Semitic piece of shit, Sad!
    Jewish people call themselves tribesmen all the time. So it's racist if I say it? You are claiming tribesman as a Jewish N word? lol... you're not possibly that stupid, are you?

    I get sitting in a diaper all day shitting yourself has probably stunted your intelligence, but this is insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr merlin View Post
    The poor dolphins, now they'll think Cutler's the answer and will keep him.
    No they won't, when the season is over loser Jay will retire again after stealing 10M from the Dolphins, then they'll go back to Tannehill next year, even though he's not the answer either
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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    Jewish people call themselves tribesmen all the time. So it's racist if I say it? You are claiming tribesman as a Jewish N word? lol... you're not possibly that stupid, are you?

    I get sitting in a diaper all day shitting yourself has probably stunted your intelligence, but this is insane.
    It's the context MichaelNazi, and this is far from the first time you've gone anti-Semitic
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