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    Default Cubs sign Yu Darvish to long term deal LOL

    To all Cubs fans, I'm so very sorry for the heartbreaking losses this Iranian cocksucker will make you suffer through for the next several years

    Be strong and may God be with you, it'll be tough. Trust me

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    Hopefully it will work out better than Heyward. But 6 years? He's already over 30.

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    Dodgers LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheVegasBruin View Post
    To all Cubs fans, I'm so very sorry for the heartbreaking losses this Iranian cocksucker will make you suffer through for the next several years

    Be strong and may God be with you, it'll be tough. Trust me
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    Good for them

    I would rather have Arietta at that price than Yu

    Yu got FUCKED Cubs and Cubs fans
    The mind is a terrible thing to waste unless we are talking about the MORONS who post at Covers where the collective Sports Gambling IQ for the ENTIRE site is.................4!!! and even that might be too high

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    Quote Originally Posted by winkyduck View Post
    Good for them

    I would rather have Arietta at that price than Yu

    Yu got FUCKED Cubs and Cubs fans
    I see what you did there Winky, nicely done
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    nice to see dodgers choke last fall

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    hmm if the dumb people here think this is a bad signing it makes me feel a bit better about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by railbird View Post
    nice to see Darvish choke last fall
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    cubs throwing in the towel already 6 years ???



    sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    hmm if the dumb people here think this is a bad signing it makes me feel a bit better about it.
    You see him in the postseason last year?

    Yikes

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    Quote Originally Posted by bookbraker View Post
    You see him in the postseason last year?

    Yikes
    sure that's a big enough smple size
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    Default Re: Cubs sign Yu Darvish to long term deal LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    sure that's a big enough smple size

    You want him out there in an elimination game? LOL.

    Jake (when on the juice) is much better.



    Darvish should have put one right off the head of the next guy up after the dude homered and taunted him gesturing with slanted eyes.
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    he didn't know about the eye gesture until after the game b/c he wasn't watching the game on TV but sure i guess it does show he's not prophetic and that's pretty embarrassing
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    Default Re: Cubs sign Yu Darvish to long term deal LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    he didn't know about the eye gesture until after the game b/c he wasn't watching the game on TV but sure i guess it does show he's not prophetic and that's pretty embarrassing
    so the eye gestures were done right in front of the camera and not towards Darvish?


    You sure?



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    lol leave the baseball evaluating to the people who know a thing or two

    it's not the best move, but it'll be a good move for the next 2-3 years.
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    Javy you’re kidding, right? The guy is an absolute gas can.

    mind blowing you clowns gave him 6 years and $126M in any situation in his career. The fact he’s already past 30 and coming off two of the biggest World Series meltdowns in mlb history makes it laughable.

    Terrible signing. I’m so happy the stupid cubs took him off our hands, fuck that Iranian basketcase. I’m really hoping for Arrieta now

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheVegasBruin View Post
    Javy you’re kidding, right? The guy is an absolute gas can.

    mind blowing you clowns gave him 6 years and $126M in any situation in his career. The fact he’s already past 30 and coming off two of the biggest World Series meltdowns in mlb history makes it laughable.

    Terrible signing. I’m so happy the stupid cubs took him off our hands, fuck that Iranian basketcase. I’m really hoping for Arrieta now
    Wow. This is just about rock bottom for Javi.

    Henry of all people, is giving Javi a forum beat down and his team made a horrible move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by railbird View Post
    nice to see dodgers choke last fall
    No player shit the bed in the World Series more than Darvish

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    Small sample size fellas...yet quickly ran and made this thread after this years postseason

    Chris Sale and Jose Quintana playoff ERAs
    Wow.

    Chris Sale - 8.38 ERA
    Jose Quintana - 7.15 ERA

    For Fun

    Jake Arrieta - 3.08 ERA
    Kyle Hendricks - 2.88 ERA
    Jon Lester - 2.55 ERA

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheVegasBruin View Post
    Javy you’re kidding, right? The guy is an absolute gas can.

    mind blowing you clowns gave him 6 years and $126M in any situation in his career. The fact he’s already past 30 and coming off two of the biggest World Series meltdowns in mlb history makes it laughable.

    Terrible signing. I’m so happy the stupid cubs took him off our hands, fuck that Iranian basketcase. I’m really hoping for Arrieta now
    The biggest world series melt down probably belongs to Kershaw... blew a 4-0 and then 7-4 lead right?

    what a loser
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttaylor89 View Post
    Small sample size fellas...yet quickly ran and made this thread after this years postseason

    Chris Sale and Jose Quintana playoff ERAs
    Wow.

    Chris Sale - 8.38 ERA
    Jose Quintana - 7.15 ERA

    For Fun

    Jake Arrieta - 3.08 ERA
    Kyle Hendricks - 2.88 ERA
    Jon Lester - 2.55 ERA

    Sale sucks every 2nd half, and last I checked the playoffs were usually at the end of the year.

    Hopefully Quintana's pathetic post season was still shedding himself of the White Sox plague.
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    Somewhat relieved the Brewers offer was rejected. I'll never be a fan of long term year contracts for players over 30. Good get for the Cubs. Completely buries a team like Milwaukee if he doesn't pan out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bookbraker View Post
    Wow. This is just about rock bottom for Javi.

    Henry of all people, is giving Javi a forum beat down and his team made a horrible move.
    I fear that you may be even dumber than I thought.

    Darvish had a WAR of a 3.9 last year and now this moves Montgomery back to the bullpen who wasn't projected for much more than 1.2 or so WAR last I checked...

    Not that we necessarily needed 3 or so more wins on the season to win the NL Central, but certainly doesn't hurt.
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    Default Re: Cubs sign Yu Darvish to long term deal LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    The biggest world series melt down probably belongs to Kershaw... blew a 4-0 and then 7-4 lead right?

    what a loser
    He's a playoff choker too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bookbraker View Post
    He's a playoff choker too.
    Yu Darvish had a 3.52 ERA career in the playoffs before the World Series began last year.

    I'm willing to roll the dice that a bad 3.1 innings does not define a player. Worse case scenario, if I'm worrying about Yu Darvish choking in the world series, it means the Cubs made the world series. Wouldn't that be nice?
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    Default Re: Cubs sign Yu Darvish to long term deal LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by JavyBaez9 View Post
    I fear that you may be even dumber than I thought.

    Darvish had a WAR of a 3.9 last year and now this moves Montgomery back to the bullpen who wasn't projected for much more than 1.2 or so WAR last I checked...

    Not that we necessarily needed 3 or so more wins on the season to win the NL Central, but certainly doesn't hurt.

    You feel confident sending him out there in the playoffs after what you saw last year?

    You try and find ways to defend the move but even you yourself admitted you didn't want him a Cub.

    Now look at you.....

    SAD

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    This reminds me of when you were sure that the 2015 NLCS meant that the Cubs were road blocked by the up and coming Mets' dynasty forming. I told you that was moronic and that it was a blip on the radar of how these teams are projecting forward.

    Who was right?

    3.1 innings in the World Series... no, it's not significant enough to freak out about.
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    Default Re: Cubs sign Yu Darvish to long term deal LOL

    A 31 year old pitcher coming off a 10-12 season with a 21.60 era in the world series gets a six year deal from the Cubs.

    Jake on the juice would have been better and you know it.

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    Cubs now have a rotation lead by darvish the Iranian gas can and Quintana the Venezuelan gas can

    31 (almost 32) year old darvish 6 years $126M

    If this forces the Dodgers to sign Jake, it’ll make it even funnier

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    10-12 year? Lol records? that’s not how baseball works, evaluating people by records.

    Jacob DeGrom 45-32 career
    Noah Syndergaard 24-18
    Steven Matz 15-15

    He’s probably going to be worth 3-4 wins over the next 3 years... after that it is what it is.

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    I prefer to approach these free agent signings with a hint of rationality.

    From 2015-2017, Darvish posted a home ERA of 4.88 and a road ERA of 2.39... Doesn't take a genius to arrive at the likely conclusion that he really doesn't like pitching in Arlington... and who would?

    Wrigley is a pretty friendly place to pitch most of the time. We'll see how it translates. Most pitchers, even without moving from Arlington, see their numbers improve going to the NL full time though.
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    Cubs really starting to panic getting this WS loser.

    what is wrong with theo ?

    sad

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    MrTop was runner up in 1984 special olympics belly flopping
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