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PIPE · 04-05-06, 08:36 AM

WHERE IS IT AT?? I DONT SEE IT LOL..

TONY MONTANA · 04-05-06, 09:08 AM

I'll bite!

HOW BIG IS IT?????

Borat Sagdiyev · 04-05-06, 12:10 PM

Is it hairy like a bears vagin too?

THE SHRINK · 04-05-06, 12:15 PM

Usually a sign of a small johnson...

OMNIVOROUS FROG · 04-05-06, 12:42 PM

I had to tie a 2 by 4 to my ass, just to keep from falling in.

She had horseshoe prints, in her bed.

We could fit yours and mine, and still would feel like the Holland tunnel.

It doubles as a suitcase on small trips.

She smuggles illegal aliens in it crossing the border.

It makes the grand canyon look like a crack in the sidewalk.

Did not know whether my Schmeckel or my foot would fit better.

After I am already done she asks if it is in yet.

Frigidity.

She ws so frigid...

When she opened it a light came on.

I suffered the first case of penile frostbite.

When we go on a date, I keep a beer in there.

It has an electric plug hanging out of it to prevent freezing.

During the Summer she spreads her legs to cool the house.

Best Wishes...OF

Pancho Sanza · 04-05-06, 12:44 PM

UWinSports · 04-05-06, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE SHRINK

Usually a sign of a small johnson...

or some serious fisting.

GL and God Bless

Pancho Sanza · 04-05-06, 01:05 PM

Lose the god bless richkas, you sound like a moron.

UWinSports · 04-05-06, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pancho Sanza

Lose the god bless richkas, you sound like a moron.

GL and God Bless

BreakTheBank · 04-05-06, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UWinSports

GL and God Bless

Uwin

The Devil · 04-05-06, 01:47 PM

IT WAS SO BIG SHE ASKED FOR 2 FINGERS THEN 3 THEN THE WHOLE HAND....SHE ASKED FOR MORE AND THE SECOND HAND WENT IN....SHE SAID CLAP...I SAID I CANT...SHE SAID TIGHT AINT I,,,,,

SHE SAID YOUR RING IS SCRATCHING ME,,,,,I SAID THATS MY WATCH....

SHAWN GOTTI · 04-05-06, 05:21 PM

ONE NIGHT I WAS IN A BAR..I ASKED THIS IF SHE WANTED TO GO HOME WITH ME! SHE SAYS.....DO YOU GOT A BIG DICK???

I SAY.....WHY? DO YOU GOT A BIG *****?

THE SHRINK · 04-05-06, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHAWN GOTTI

ONE NIGHT I WAS IN A BAR..I ASKED THIS IF SHE WANTED TO GO HOME WITH ME! SHE SAYS.....DO YOU GOT A BIG DICK???

I SAY.....WHY? DO YOU GOT A BIG *****?

Shawn,

You are OK...

SHAWN GOTTI · 04-05-06, 06:28 PM

THE SHRINK THANKS

.....NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET MY PSYCHIATRIST TO SAY THAT!!

The Devil · 04-05-06, 06:31 PM

YOU JUST DID!!!!!

PIPE · 04-05-06, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borat Sagdiyev

Is it hairy like a bears vagin too?

BORAT YOU MEAN THIS ONE LOL.

HinesWard86 · 04-05-06, 07:35 PM

nasty

Borat Sagdiyev · 04-07-06, 01:51 AM

Ahhh jeeez. I dont think it was her but yeah, you get the idea.

mofome · 04-07-06, 01:59 AM

hhhoooh god

thats sic

Shortbus · 04-07-06, 02:59 AM

Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big *****. Jeez you got a big *****." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.

Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little *****". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...
[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]
Hawkins: ... big as a house.

X-Files · 04-07-06, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIPE

BORAT YOU MEAN THIS ONE LOL.

nice tits

mofome · 04-07-06, 03:11 AM

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

shes back

Borat Sagdiyev · 04-07-06, 05:44 PM

What do you guys have a license to show this stuff but when I do I get spanked. Thats just not right.

Sikamikanico · 04-07-06, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIPE

BORAT YOU MEAN THIS ONE LOL.

damm!!! that looks just like borat's mustache

roach23 · 04-07-06, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE SHRINK

Usually a sign of a small johnson...

Anyone ever see the episode of Curb your Enthusiam about this??

f'in hilarious

Hache Man · 04-07-06, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE SHRINK

Usually a sign of a small johnson...

lol.......Just saw this!

I dunno Shrink, you know as well as I do that those things will stretch forever! It's Kind of like when a snake or big phython eats/swallows it's prey, no manner how small OR big it is!:p

UWinSports · 04-07-06, 10:48 PM

please get rid of this thread

GL and God Bless

Borat Sagdiyev · 04-12-06, 10:50 PM

please get rid of this loser not the thread. how dare you. take your bitchtits elsewhere and try pulling your shit with someone else.

Quote:

Originally Posted by UWinSports

please get rid of this thread

GL and God Bless

stuckinvegas · 04-13-06, 12:58 AM

Can't be bigger than my 12 "!

mofome · 04-13-06, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UWinSports

please get rid of this thread

GL and God Bless

Zanoback · 04-13-06, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIPE

BORAT YOU MEAN THIS ONE LOL.

Get out the lawnmower..

mofome · 04-13-06, 03:59 AM

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

I hate when i hope to read a reply and i see this pic again. Muther fuck, now i wont be able

04-05-06, 04:40 AM	#1
mofome Head Moderator Join Date: Sep 24, 2005 Location: DC Posts: 68,135	"her vagina is So big!"

04-05-06, 08:36 AM	#2
PIPE COSTA RICA BABY!! Join Date: Sep 13, 2005 Posts: 335	WHERE IS IT AT?? I DONT SEE IT LOL..

04-05-06, 09:08 AM	#3
TONY MONTANA Thanks Dad Join Date: Aug 29, 2005 Posts: 18,891	I'll bite! HOW BIG IS IT?????

04-05-06, 12:10 PM	#4
Borat Sagdiyev EOG Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 23, 2005 Posts: 207	Is it hairy like a bears vagin too?

04-05-06, 12:15 PM	#5
THE SHRINK EOG FOUNDER Join Date: Jul 19, 2005 Location: Chesapeake, Virginia Posts: 26,122	Usually a sign of a small johnson...

04-05-06, 12:42 PM	#6
OMNIVOROUS FROG NBA FROG Join Date: Aug 21, 2005 Location: Stinky pond. Posts: 8,916	I had to tie a 2 by 4 to my ass, just to keep from falling in. She had horseshoe prints, in her bed. We could fit yours and mine, and still would feel like the Holland tunnel. It doubles as a suitcase on small trips. She smuggles illegal aliens in it crossing the border. It makes the grand canyon look like a crack in the sidewalk. Did not know whether my Schmeckel or my foot would fit better. After I am already done she asks if it is in yet. Frigidity. She ws so frigid... When she opened it a light came on. I suffered the first case of penile frostbite. When we go on a date, I keep a beer in there. It has an electric plug hanging out of it to prevent freezing. During the Summer she spreads her legs to cool the house. Best Wishes...OF

04-05-06, 12:44 PM	#7
Pancho Sanza EOG Addicted Join Date: Aug 29, 2005 Posts: 710

04-05-06, 01:05 PM	#9
Pancho Sanza EOG Addicted Join Date: Aug 29, 2005 Posts: 710	Lose the god bless richkas, you sound like a moron.

04-05-06, 01:47 PM	#12
The Devil EOG Dedicated Join Date: Dec 19, 2005 Location: STATEN ISLAND NY Posts: 20,214	IT WAS SO BIG SHE ASKED FOR 2 FINGERS THEN 3 THEN THE WHOLE HAND....SHE ASKED FOR MORE AND THE SECOND HAND WENT IN....SHE SAID CLAP...I SAID I CANT...SHE SAID TIGHT AINT I,,,,, SHE SAID YOUR RING IS SCRATCHING ME,,,,,I SAID THATS MY WATCH....

04-05-06, 05:21 PM	#13
SHAWN GOTTI EOG Dedicated Join Date: Aug 20, 2005 Posts: 10,678	ONE NIGHT I WAS IN A BAR..I ASKED THIS IF SHE WANTED TO GO HOME WITH ME! SHE SAYS.....DO YOU GOT A BIG DICK??? I SAY.....WHY? DO YOU GOT A BIG *****?

04-05-06, 06:28 PM	#15
SHAWN GOTTI EOG Dedicated Join Date: Aug 20, 2005 Posts: 10,678	THE SHRINK THANKS .....NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET MY PSYCHIATRIST TO SAY THAT!!

04-05-06, 06:31 PM	#16
The Devil EOG Dedicated Join Date: Dec 19, 2005 Location: STATEN ISLAND NY Posts: 20,214	YOU JUST DID!!!!!

04-05-06, 07:35 PM	#18
HinesWard86 Three time Sports Trivia champion Join Date: Sep 03, 2005 Posts: 1,265	nasty

04-07-06, 01:51 AM	#19
Borat Sagdiyev EOG Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 23, 2005 Posts: 207	Ahhh jeeez. I dont think it was her but yeah, you get the idea.

04-07-06, 01:59 AM	#20
mofome Head Moderator Join Date: Sep 24, 2005 Location: DC Posts: 68,135	hhhoooh god thats sic

04-07-06, 02:59 AM	#21
Shortbus Licensed to kill gophers Join Date: Sep 30, 2005 Posts: 5,566	Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big ***. Jeez you got a big *." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." [Billy stares blankly] Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo. Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little ***". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" [Billy stares blankly] Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was... [Hawkins pauses, then trails off] Hawkins: ... big as a house.

04-07-06, 03:11 AM	#23
mofome Head Moderator Join Date: Sep 24, 2005 Location: DC Posts: 68,135	FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK shes back

04-07-06, 05:44 PM	#24
Borat Sagdiyev EOG Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 23, 2005 Posts: 207	What do you guys have a license to show this stuff but when I do I get spanked. Thats just not right.

04-07-06, 10:48 PM	#28
UWinSports Banned Join Date: Aug 21, 2005 Posts: 4,154	please get rid of this thread GL and God Bless

04-13-06, 12:58 AM	#30
stuckinvegas EOG Dedicated Join Date: Aug 19, 2005 Posts: 2,220	Can't be bigger than my 12 "!

04-13-06, 03:59 AM	#33
mofome Head Moderator Join Date: Sep 24, 2005 Location: DC Posts: 68,135	FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk I hate when i hope to read a reply and i see this pic again. Muther fuck, now i wont be able