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Old 12-11-06, 05:39 PM   #1
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Mr. Mercer, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I know this will get moved to the dump, and that's probably where it belongs, but after trying to make sense of his latest attempts at humor or political thought, I simply could only think of the above quote from Billy Madison.
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so let me get this straight?

doc can't voice his opinion even if you can't understand what he's saying ?

Bush republican ? Take away the people's freedom of speeach ??
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so let me get this straight?

doc can't voice his opinion even if you can't understand what he's saying ?

Bush republican ? Take away the people's freedom of speeach ??
Where did I say he can't voice his opinion? Where do you get Bush Republican and take away freedom of speech?

Doc, is that you??????

I think the rash has moved from your balls to your mouth, but I'm thinking it's probably balls that you have in your mouth that are actually causing the rash.
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Where did I say he can't voice his opinion? Where do you get Bush Republican and take away freedom of speech?

Doc, is that you??????

I think the rash has moved from your balls to your mouth, but I'm thinking it's probably balls that you have in your mouth that are actually causing the rash.
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This is funnier than any doc joke!
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Screw the dump SB this should be on a sticky in the Poli Forum...
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This is funnier than any doc joke!

you've seen this movie?



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and cee loves it too!
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i hate cursive and i hate all of you
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mofo those smily faces you use are gay ; u can do better
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mofo those smily faces you use are gay ; u can do better

i know, they're gay as fuck. but eog doesnt allow the good smilie anymore; the dude rolling on the ground.




thats what it looks like.
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Those smiley are cool..
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i know, they're gay as fuck. but eog doesnt allow the good smilie anymore; the dude rolling on the ground.



I miss the shit out of that dude man
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we will get them fixed guys..
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yes what's all that about?


bring back : LMAO
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I miss the shit out of that dude man


me too, he was my reply to most topics.
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we will get them fixed guys..
D'oh Cool thanks
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there are 3 of them that the links got messed up on during the switchover to the new server
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Shortbus:

dumb/fat/drunk ...

great way to go thru life, loser!!


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dumb/fat/drunk ...
I'm not dumb!
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Old 12-11-06, 10:00 PM   #24
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Cut and paste/plagiarism from Doc as usual...

From National Lampoon's Animal House:

Dean Vernon Wormer to Flounder - "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"
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Hoffa ...

we pray you have not passed along any sperm as too many DUMBASS, FATASS REPUBLICANS like yourself walking around claiming Dick Cheney is a great American ....


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why are you laughing, how was that funny?
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Hoffa ...

we pray you have not passed along any sperm as too many DUMBASS, FATASS REPUBLICANS like yourself walking around claiming Dick Cheney is a great American ....
Have you yet to figure out that the only reason that you retain posting privleges here is to be our resident Punching Bag?

I post.

You attack.


Carry on Punchy...
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The only reason Hoffa you are allowed to post is the General needs folks
like you, Shortbus, Mo*** and Devil ... known as the retarded quota
to keep the NSA boys happy
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